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AUTHOR UPDATE!!
8-10-07
Wow. It's been a while. But I'm still alive, and now that I've finally got the net in the apt., I read all those wonderful reviews that have been left for me since May and before!
I adore all of the HP world. It really makes me want to buckle down and keep writing on my real novel. As per usual, I will make sure that this site (after my live journal) is the first to know once I get a publishing deal. Because I would be so flattered if since you spent so many hours and gigabytes supporting me online if you'd spend fifteen or so of your hard earned dollars (and a few more of your hours!) to read my real 'no pen-name required' novel.
Feel free to keep up with me via live journal (user name bartender713), but I will warn you- I am a 23 year old graduate student. Contents of my personal life may very well be not suitable for children, so read at your disgression. If you want to know whether you're old enough to read about my personal life, well... if you have to ask, you're probably not :-)
See you on the book shelf!!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/02/05 Title: None

ah- i see you've already updated, so there's no need to scream at you for it. it's taking awhile- i'm still waiting approval on mine, too. best of luck, and plz keep writing!

Author's Response: Yeah, it is taking awhile. My story has been in queue for more then a week and I still haven't gotten a validation or rejection email. I'm getting kinda pissed, because they said the holding time for a story would take four days at the most. I already emailed a mod asking what's taking so long, and they said someone will be getting to it shortly, but that was 3 days ago. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see…

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/04/04 Title: None

cant wait to find out what was REALLY told to DD and Minerva! I really want james and lily to be informed as to whats going on!!! cant wait for the next update!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/08/05 Title: None

That was beautiful. and I'm deeply sorry that you both have been having a difficult time in your lives. My prayers are with you (if it means anything), and best of luck with upcoming chapters as well as life issues. MudBlood79- what is the name of your book?!?! Congratulations!

 

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Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: None

i've never read a slash story before, but i found yours in "recent". i must say, you've an extremely talented writer, and I love how you tackle (well, moreso gently graze) the subject of homosexuality. it's a perfect balance. good luck with your updates!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/02/05 Title: None

omg..... the plot thickens, I guess. UPDATE!!! i can't handle this one (cliffhanger)!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/07/05 Title: None

nice one. i really liked how the whole "moment" was subtle, but at least in that way, it wasn't turned into something like cheesey porn. kudos on the prophecy. can't wait for more!!!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/07/04 Title: None

I cant wait for an update! youre writing style is absolutely amazing, and it drives me to better my own!!! my favorite.... cant wait till you update.... as well, i cant wait for "the moment!" §20/10§

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/18/04 Title: None

all the other posters said it all!!! but i cant wait for a new chapter! so who will she run to first?? good question. Also, good play on Harry's "love of playing the hero" thing. Will Malfoy be indebted to HIM now, too? hmmm..... oh the possibilities! post again sooN!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/13/04 Title: None

"But what is love except hate driven in its own hunger?" absolutely BEAUTIFUL!!!! now one of my fave quotes i cant wait to hear more!!!!! please update soon!!

 

Summary: This story sets right after the end of Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts. A final battle seems to have put an end to the conflict with Voldemort. But the future is uncertain, choices must be made, and they prove more difficult than expected... Harry's world is about to change dramatically, and he must deal with a rising threat on top of sorting his personal relationships.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 103060 Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Published:
11/08/04 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/30/05 Title: Chapter 8: Refuge in Godric's Hollow

as a rule, I don't really follow the whole H/Hr ship, but honestly, you make me want it to happen. please update soon! I'm looking forward to reading more!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/15/05 Title: Chapter 10: Return to Hogwarts

absolutely amazing. i must say that of all the fics I've read- you (by far) have captured the difficult antics of Dumbledore the best. When he speaks in your stories- it's absolutely perfect- the way he phrases things, the jokes and still sensitivity- it's pulchritude. Amazing, and I can't wait to read more. A job extremely well done. p.s. wonderful way to incorparate Harry's "teacher" persona. It's still the same old harry, and I find that wonderful.

 

Summary: This is Ronald Weasley's last year at Hogwarts and has recieved everything he once saw in the Mirror of Erised. He's become Head Boy, holds the Quidditch Cup, and actually looks good. But there's someone missing in the Mirror.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 86859 Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 02/10/05


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/24/05 Title: Chapter 25: The Letter Surprise

muahahha.... oh, the one-handed bra strap thing. My boyfriend is always ever-so-pleased with himself EVERY time he does it. I swear, it never grows old. U best post soon, or I shall join the other person who is currently digesting you by means of a spork. :-)

Author's Response: LOL...I guess I'm not the only person who enjoys that! lol. And yes it never grows old, but I hated it when my ex-boyfriend use to do that when we were in public places...I would totally want to kick is butt, but then again....! lol. Well sadly, I can't post soon, I did update though. But it seems I've got denied once more, because my characters seem too OOC. Well that sucks! lol. I don't see any problems with it, and so does my Beta...which I made sure to check on that, but oh well. I must await another disapproval! Tear...Peace Out!!

 

Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/18/05 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter Eighteen

i found this one since it was "featured" and man, i must say i was definately NOT disappointed!! cant wait for more! it's definately under my faves, and i have NO clue as to how they would be able to keep up this charade for 3 months. impossible!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/02/05 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter Twenty-One

it's all been said already- but i know one never tires of hearing "amazing job!" well done! can't wait for a new chap.

 

Summary: A body-swap between Ron and Hermione might bring them closer together, than they think. A humorous story for all of you who like movies such as Freaky Friday and Vice Versa.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4589 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 11/28/04


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/07/04 Title: Chapter 4: Freya Altera

i really liked it, as well.... i cant help but hope that you'll do another one... maybe where Hermione gives Ginny the ring as a "gift!" and then it swaps her with Harry.... eh, wishful thinking!!! great job!

Author's Response: Nah... I'm done with body swap, I have something else in my mind right now, but still can't put it together. If you want you can write a sequel to my fic however!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
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12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/04/04 Title: None

cant wait to see what happens next! post soon!!!

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryThis tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.













WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/18/05 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

i believe that being redured speechless in this sense is an amazing compliment to an author... but when typing on a computer, one cannot really communicate speechlessness. So i will just tell you- I am speechless. well done.

 

When It Comes by foxie
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 219]

Summary:

Summer post OoTP. Recovery after DoM tragedy. This time it's different, however. It's not Harry who's having nightmares. It's not Harry who gets hurt. It's not Harry who learns it all the hard way.

an outtake: >"Guess it’s time to admit it, Ron,” she whispered, knowing well, that he couldn’t hear her, “I did misjudged you. I did... And I don’t think I know you as well as I thought I did,” she closed her eyes, one last time touching his scarred arm, “And you’re not of the emotional range of a teaspoon, Ron. You’re much more... You’re so much more...”

PEOPLE! I'LL POST NEXT CHAPTER ON SUNDAY!! PROMISE!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 40534 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 01/27/05


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 12/18/04 Title: Chapter 9: Potions and Prefact's Duties

cant wait for another update!!! ...also cant wait to hear why 3 DADA lessons!!! hooray!!!

 
Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 02/10/05 Title: Chapter 13: Resurrection

can't wait for the sequel. wonderfrul job!

 

Sixth Year by Terri
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 504]

Summary: Summer is over, is Harry ready to face the school year and his Potions Professor? This is the sequel to 'The Summer before 6th Year'.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 69890 Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 04/04/05


Reviewer: the_bartender713 Signed
Date: 01/17/05 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

i found your other story "summer b4 6th year" and I LOVED it, and I was so happy to find a continuation! - can't wait for an update on this one! amazing job!

 
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