Hi! This is actrually two people using one account! READ OUR STUFF! they are masterpieces!...do or eat me! ......cuz by the way im a carrot....so ya. OK, our stories will be really weird! An most likely all in the humor section! But we hope you with a weird sense of humor enjoy!
OMG! SO FREAKING FUNNY! i was laughing so hard when i found out snape and malfoy were in for it, what's up with prof mcgonagall (how do u spell her damn name?) U can ask my bro how loud i was, cause ya...he got really annoye with me.OMG! UPDATE!! it was so funny!
Summary: Remus' thoughts about the girl he loves, and a brief look at their short romance. Very angsty, quite possibly rather depressing. It's a songfic, rated PG-13 for violence. One-shot.
OMG! that's...omg!! I love it!! please keep going, i've written this before, with out really thinking...but i will DIE if i don't read the rest of this! what happens? OMG!! TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10
Summary: A Last Battle fic. Harry lives up to his prophetic destiny. The question is, will he actually be doing the living?
It's...so...GOOD! OMG! I love hw he's...it's just..wow! keep writing, your the best!! 10/10 for you!
Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.
i lv ethsi fanfic! it is freaking awesome, did i already review? oh well...10/10
Summary: It's Lily and James' wedding, and Sirius is going to show them how it's really done...R/S with a bit of L/J on the side. One-shot.
Sequel is "Mind Game"
eeeeeeeeeeeee!THAT IS SO ADORABLE! omg, i love the part with james being in lily's lap at least once1 SOOOO CUTE! 1000000000/10
Summary: A conversation between Harry and Dudley set after 5th year.
OMG! that was the best twist ever1 and it is so something dudley would say, after being told harry heard his parents being murdered! HAHA! i love it!
THAT'S SO SAD!
Summary: Hermione is tired of waiting around for Ron. Ginny isn't too happy with boys herself. It's time for a girls' day out in Hogsmeade, and what the two find there isn't just butterbeer. Seamus and Dean suggested also.
what happpens? u totally didn't fniish it! c'mon! i mean seriously1 what happens next!? does hermione have a relapse again, will ron ever realy get over it, does Mrs. Weasley find out? does Voldemort know about the prophecy? How does the rest of the Weasley family take Ginny and Hermione's relationship? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENS?
Summary: So, what do you get when you mix together Hawaii, the graduating year of Hogwarts, teenagers with raging hormones, and a little romance? Craziness of course, with Harry and Hermione stuck in the middle. They'll just have to get each other through it! Please R/R!!! =)
♥ umm...yeah, it's finals week here at this high school of mine... so i'm pretty sure i'll be studying my ass off all week long. don't expect another update for another two or three weeks or so. sorry. ♥
Omg, naked time, i thought i was like the only one who watched those things. You give me faith in man kind. harry and hermione are so cute!!!!
Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Harry has planned a surprise for him. But things go wrong. Can the day be salvaged? Written for my dear friend, Fia, for her birthday.
AWWWWWWWWWW!! the lilies and narcissus were so sweet! i wish all boys were as sensitive as that,too bad these are fictional characters...~sigh~
omg, i love this story so much, I don't know why, but I cannot stop reading it! Please continue writing, I will DIE if I don't hear the end!! i love your writing and this story is freaking addictive!!!
I...love...it!!!I love it!!!please keep writing, i have read so many fanfics,but yours, it's....wow!!I love it! please keep writing...wow...wow....U R SO AWESOME!!!
wow, ver dramatic and kinda creept, i mean....EWW! GINNY AND FREAKING SNAPE! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? THAT'S REVOLTING! EWWWWWWWWWWW! good story though...but i mean....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
MORE! GIVE ME MORE! this is awesome stuff! MORE!
MORE! GIVE ME MORE! this is awesome stuff! MORE!
Summary: H/D. Harry’s having nightmares, and he finds comfort in a strange place… It can be slash if you want, or we could go extreme friendship…think Frodo and Sam.
I aggree with WelcomeToParadise, it is so damn cute!very well done, i love how it's like draco knows things.....many things,andyways, really cute, and really good~! ;)
I STILL love it!
Summary: The final war is brought to Hogwarts, as the might of Lord Voldemort increases and his strength has knocked on Hogwarts door. Will this be the end of Hogwarts? Or even Harry Potter? As the End comes near, who will be the one to really finish it all off?
THIS STORY IS COMPLETED!
THis is a terrible story! you can't write HP to save your life!!!!!!!!! all the characters moods were wrong, no one seemed to have faith in harry, people shouted things they would never say, i nearly murdered myself there was so much bad grammar! do the world a fvaor and don't ever write again! that story was really bad, i am disgusted, and can't believe you would iunsult JK Rowling by saying this was the kind of stuff she made. PLease don't become a writer! UGH! you are awful, at least go the humor section and don't try to be serious cause ur bad at it! (i know that was harsh, but my god child! this story deserves it, i don't think i'vje ever liked a story less.) 1/10