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Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
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Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 2: What IS Your Fascination with My Forbidden Closet of Mystery?

angry carrots? they should have been pickles. but the rest was good. especially the llamas.

Author's Response: Pickles, eh? Llamas, eh?

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Subplot Action, Part Two: Muggle Harassment

Okay, I won't lynch you. Yet. A vat of boiling oiling is arriving shortly, though. You might want to find some protective gear.

Author's Response: Not to worry, I am wearing a cup. *Cue the TMI Police*

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Subplot Action, Part One: Questing For Arbitrar!

i never suspected that neville liked being queen of the flying monkeys so much...

Author's Response: Well, think about it. He went from being the kid everyone picked on to the ruler of the school. I\'d take gender-bending monkey monarchy over being the school whipping boy any day.

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

“Let’s hurry it up then; we’ve got to meet that mysterious OC David kid no one remembers, because he hasn’t been written about in like, six chapters.”

*madly goes back and scans the chapters for David*

Author's Response: Seriously, it was abut six chapters ago.

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

“Let’s hurry it up then; we’ve got to meet that mysterious OC David kid no one remembers, because he hasn’t been written about in like, six chapters.”

*madly goes back and scans the chapters for David*

Author's Response: I think we\'ve been here before...

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And It’s Only The First Chapter

YAY!!!!! another one! i knew you could do it!

Author's Response: So did I, incidentally.

 

Talkie Toaster by ja1young
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: When Harry asked Dumbledore what happened to his hand at the beginning of HBP, he simply replied, "I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice." But what actually happened. This is the reason for Dumbedore's black hand and why he was too embarrased to tell anyone.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2141 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/30/06 Updated: 11/03/06


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*snort*

 

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 10/14/07 Title: Chapter 9: Tea Time with Meow

YES! RON GOT BACKBONE!

Haha, 'Mione doesn't like Ron.

Author's Response: yes! He does! XD

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 08/08/07 Title: Chapter 8: Structure and Routine

draco in a fist fight, never thought that would happen. will hermione ever get a bob? i wonder....

Author's Response: Me neither. But it seemed right. And yes, Hermione will get a Bob...eventually. XD

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 04/08/08 Title: Chapter 11: I love you, Fewat!

I think it's hilarious that Draco hates Ron and Harry (and vice-versa), yet they all have cute nicknames for eachother. They wouldn't even make good insults.

Author's Response: LOL True that! Thanks!

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 10/22/07 Title: Chapter 10: Fewat v. Won-Won

Aw, that's so cute!

Author's Response: thanks. XD

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Dinner Mishaps

I've noticed Harry isn't very nice in this story. But then, looking back, he's never very nice to Draco, so that's okay then.

Author's Response: I think I\'m having problems keeping Harry in character. I try to make him \'snarky\' at Draco becuase well..they aren\'t friends, but he comes off as mean...so my apologies.

 

Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 01/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

i can't stop laughing at these stories. then again, i haven't slept in over 24 hours. I'd probably be laughing anyway though.

Author's Response: Lol, maybe you should try and sleep one time ... Oh well, at least your happy and not crabby. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4725 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
02/20/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: A Day in the Life

has voldy tried rogaine? what about wearing colorful hats? or wigs?

Author's Response: Actually, the wig thing will come into play sometime very soon... Heehee, you\'ve read my mind! :P

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: An Unwanted Psychiatrist

I'm suffering from humor withdrawls. UPDATE......or I'm going to implode. Please help?!?

 
Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/01/07 Title: Chapter 2: A Day in the Life

I seriously love this story.

Author's Response: =:D Thanks! *huggles*

 

Red for Love and Loss by Lalalalatina
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: The radiant red of the sky
Before darkness will begin.

The dusty red of the freckles
On her fair skin.


A sad poem. The summary is basically the title. Please read and review, this is the first poem I'm posting. ^_^

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 262 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/17/07 Updated: 03/20/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/13/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

this is sad, but not really distressing. i get what you said in your profile about not usually being depressing. i can try to write something happy, but it is still very morid.

Author's Response: Yeah, makes me sad. Happy things are not easy to write. I can write something all dark, but tell me to write something happy and funny and I\'ll get all frusterated and give up after the first few lines. Thanks for the review!

 

Wizarding Tales for Bedtime by Roxy Black
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen Ron and Hermione expect their first child, Ron searches for his childhood book of fairy tales.
This story is a collection of the finest Muggle fairytales, lovingly rewritten and retold to appeal to Wizarding children world-wide. Please note these tales were written before the release of Deathly Hallows. As such, the idea of Wizarding Fairy Tales was original at the time of writing. I must say that I was extremely excited to find Jo writing her own in the new book. (Though it was my idea first ;p )

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2651 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
05/05/07 Updated: 05/06/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

update, please? pretty please?

 

Yellow by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: In the sixth book, "... Harry skimmed through his copy of Advanced Potion-Making and found a heavily corrected Half-Blood Prince's version of "An Elixer to Induce Euphoria..." (p. 474). In those corrections lies another story.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Substance Abuse

Word count: 2876 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/12/07 Updated: 07/12/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 03/24/09 Title: Chapter 1: -----

*wipes eyes*

You captured Snape's pain and feeling of betrayal so beautifully, I can't stop crying. His dependence on the euphoria potion is so desperate, it makes me want to give him a hug. Not that he would appreciate it.

 

Summary: This fanfiction writer laments the loss of her favourite dark lord in a re-donk-ulous poem.

This is not very complimentary to Volders, so don't tell him about it if you see him around, okay?

Deathly Hallows spoilers.

Four times nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/02/07 Updated: 08/03/07


Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 08/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

i love it. 'ear, 'ear!

Author's Response: Hooray! I\'m so glad you like it!

 
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