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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 07/26/06 Title: None

i always wanted to know what happened when luna was sorted...


Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........

As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?

Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!

Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 12/06/06 Title: Chapter 4: Music To My Ears

quite short. why would ron care about getting stuck with the bass? i like basses, i have friends who play the bass. i like the name though. because llamas rule.

Author's Response: Like I said earlier, I kid bassists. It\'s kind of a triple-layered joke, so don\'t worry about it.

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/20/07 Title: Chapter 7: Villainy Is Vision-Impaired

okay, i guess you earned the not-being lynched part of the last review. and i'll send away the vat of boiling oil. darn it.

Author's Response: No, wait, we could make fondue!

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 07/19/07 Title: Chapter 8: Pushing The Limit

an update, an update there was an update! rather odd, really. and quite a few typos.

Author's Response: Yes, and update! Of course it was odd. This is my story, after all. Er, yes, but the typos....Well, sometimes the fingers go faster than the brain, yeah?

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 2: What IS Your Fascination with My Forbidden Closet of Mystery?

angry carrots? they should have been pickles. but the rest was good. especially the llamas.

Author's Response: Pickles, eh? Llamas, eh?

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Subplot Action, Part Two: Muggle Harassment

Okay, I won't lynch you. Yet. A vat of boiling oiling is arriving shortly, though. You might want to find some protective gear.

Author's Response: Not to worry, I am wearing a cup. *Cue the TMI Police*

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 11/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Subplot Action, Part One: Questing For Arbitrar!

i never suspected that neville liked being queen of the flying monkeys so much...

Author's Response: Well, think about it. He went from being the kid everyone picked on to the ruler of the school. I\'d take gender-bending monkey monarchy over being the school whipping boy any day.

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

“Let’s hurry it up then; we’ve got to meet that mysterious OC David kid no one remembers, because he hasn’t been written about in like, six chapters.”

*madly goes back and scans the chapters for David*

Author's Response: Seriously, it was abut six chapters ago.

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Sub-plot Action, Part Three: Plot?!

“Let’s hurry it up then; we’ve got to meet that mysterious OC David kid no one remembers, because he hasn’t been written about in like, six chapters.”

*madly goes back and scans the chapters for David*

Author's Response: I think we\'ve been here before...

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 09/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: In Trouble Already, And It’s Only The First Chapter

YAY!!!!! another one! i knew you could do it!

Author's Response: So did I, incidentally.


Nuttier Than A Fruitcake by Secret Lily
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 227]

Summary: Book Two in the 'Lily' series, Nuttier Than A Fruitcake, portrays Lily's fifth year at Hogwarts, a time filled with hormones, confusion, and of course, run ins with the ever obnoxious, James Potter.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18424 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
10/01/06 Updated: 07/22/07

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 11/08/06 Title: Chapter 3: Quidditch Qualms

hmm.....i thought james was the seeker. is he going to fire astrid or something later on?

Author's Response: I\'ve done James as both a Seeker and Chaser, but according to JKR canon, not the movie, he was a Chaser. It\'s way too controversial for my liking, but whatever. I thought I\'d change it up. And, about Astrid, I\'m not sure. I haven\'t written past chapter four due to time constraints.


Talkie Toaster by ja1young
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: When Harry asked Dumbledore what happened to his hand at the beginning of HBP, he simply replied, "I have no time to explain now. It is a thrilling tale, I wish to do it justice." But what actually happened. This is the reason for Dumbedore's black hand and why he was too embarrased to tell anyone.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2141 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/30/06 Updated: 11/03/06

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 11/05/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1



Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 10/14/07 Title: Chapter 9: Tea Time with Meow


Haha, 'Mione doesn't like Ron.

Author's Response: yes! He does! XD

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 08/08/07 Title: Chapter 8: Structure and Routine

draco in a fist fight, never thought that would happen. will hermione ever get a bob? i wonder....

Author's Response: Me neither. But it seemed right. And yes, Hermione will get a Bob...eventually. XD

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 04/08/08 Title: Chapter 11: I love you, Fewat!

I think it's hilarious that Draco hates Ron and Harry (and vice-versa), yet they all have cute nicknames for eachother. They wouldn't even make good insults.

Author's Response: LOL True that! Thanks!

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 10/22/07 Title: Chapter 10: Fewat v. Won-Won

Aw, that's so cute!

Author's Response: thanks. XD

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Dinner Mishaps

I've noticed Harry isn't very nice in this story. But then, looking back, he's never very nice to Draco, so that's okay then.

Author's Response: I think I\'m having problems keeping Harry in character. I try to make him \'snarky\' at Draco becuase well..they aren\'t friends, but he comes off as my apologies.


Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 01/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Trouble With Exams – A Janey Weasley One-Shot

i can't stop laughing at these stories. then again, i haven't slept in over 24 hours. I'd probably be laughing anyway though.

Author's Response: Lol, maybe you should try and sleep one time ... Oh well, at least your happy and not crabby. Thanks for reviewing!


Voldy Therapy by PadfootBaby
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: A psychiatrist unexpectedly shows up on Voldemort’s doorstep one day and claims to be his therapist. A series of frightening and quite disturbing subjects are soon covered, including sunbathing, treacherous followers, unicorns, names, the hippie era, evil bunny rabbits, and hair. After each session, work becomes increasingly frustrating for Voldemort, until he realizes that the therapy has taken away his love for killing things. He angrily attempts to return to the life he used to have, but torturing Harry Potter and his dorky little friends doesn’t seem quite as fun as it used to...
Culminates in the final... er... battle? between Lord Voldemort and Harry.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills! R&R - and have fun!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4725 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
02/20/07 Updated: 04/30/07

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/03/07 Title: Chapter 2: A Day in the Life

has voldy tried rogaine? what about wearing colorful hats? or wigs?

Author's Response: Actually, the wig thing will come into play sometime very soon... Heehee, you\'ve read my mind! :P

Reviewer: clabbert2101 Signed
Date: 05/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: An Unwanted Psychiatrist

I'm suffering from humor withdrawls. UPDATE......or I'm going to implode. Please help?!?

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