Welcome to my author's page!!! In case you couldn't tell from the huge banner up here, I am the fantabulistic, astronomical, and supercalifragilisticexpialidocious author PadfootBaby!! :D My friends call me Trish, my enemies call me Trish, and my dog calls me Trish, so I guess you can call me... hmm... Trish!!!!! (Waitasecond... something there doesn't sound quite right... I wonder what it is... Hmm...)
I am tall. I have long brown hair. When I was ten years old I had short hair, round glasses, and looked very much like a chubby version of Harry Potter. Which is scary, considering I'm a girl, but anyways... I love drawing in the Japanese manga style, writing, and reading. I am also the GREATEST HARRY POTTER FAN EVER!!!!!! :P
I relate most to Neville and Tonks.
I have written several great and enthralling stories on this site (oh... and I'm extremely modest, too! ;) ) and you should go read 'em! Now! *swishes and flicks pencil*
HP Book: DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!! OMG, that book was AMAZING!!! *squee*
HP Movie: Prisoner of Azkaban
HP Characters: Sirius, Snape, Ron, Fred 'n' George, Neville, McGonagall
Movies: Too many to list, but they include the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Spiderman, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Beauty and the Beast, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, The Princess Bride, World Trade Center, The Sixth Sense, You've Got Mail, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, It's A Wonderful Life, etc....
Books: Waaaaay too many. I'll just list three of my faves (not including Potter): Twilight by Stephenie Meyer, Arena by Karen Hancock, and The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
Musicians: Superchic[k], All-American Rejects, Mariah Carey, Skillet, Howard Shore, Joe Hisaishi
Manga: Fruits Basket, Fushigi Yuugi, Ouran High School Host Club
Anime: Bleach, Claymore, Ouran High School Host Club
Thanks for reading! Now go read some of my stories instead! And don't forget to review!!!
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
OMG, I love it!!!! A sequel worthy of the blog; it's perfect! Great! Hilarious! (I especially loved the part about the parentheses (I belong in that group too, you know (Wait... I just completely lost track of what I was saying (Oh well.)))) :P Great job, Schmergo, and I cannot WAIT for the next chapter! You've given me something to come onto this site for again *sniff*...
P.S. Poor, poor Lucius... No hairstyler... *sigh* What a tragedy! Send him some shampoo from me, with my fangirl love!
Author's Response: Thanks! I know this isn\'t quite as good as the original blog *yet*, but I\'m happy that it works for you. I had to include the parentheses thing-- I use them wayyy too much (but they\'re so darn useful). AAAAGGGH, I just used \'em again! By the way, I\'ll be getting back to you with your story soooon. Funny, this is the second review and so far, both have said \"Poor Lucius.\" I can just imagine Lucius saying, \"A-HEM! I am not poor, I am, in fact, very wealthy indeed, thankyouverymuch.\" Meh, I need to write more Lucius. I love that guy.
Summary: One-Shot, no ships, mild violence, some strong language, slight suggestion of alcohol abuse.
Sirius Black has been locked away in Azkaban for twelve years, only to escape and be locked away again in the house of his father's, locked away with only an unrecognisable friend and haunting memories for company. The memories can never be erased, the guilt can never be forgotten. But when you have lost everything there is to loose, there has to be something - someone - out there to gain.
a good friend can comfort you...a great friend can understand you...but only a true friend can bring you back
Hooray! I love this fic to death, I'm sooo happy it was validated! Great job, Tonks, and I hope I get to work with you again someday!!!
Author's Response: Thanks Trish! You were great Beta-ing this, thankyou! Yeah, I\'m sure we\'ll get to work together again soon. Thanks for reviewing, and for the lovely comments you made when you Betad for me! *hugs*
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
HA! Schmerg, I love you, I really do... I hated most of the HSM songs sooo much, but your version was just brilliant! I loved "That's Not How I Planned to Go" the most - I think it's because that was my favorite song of the movie too... But what got me the best was actually your Porky Pig imitation at the end... PRICELESS!!! :D During Ginny's song I felt like whacking her over the head with a baseball bat though (especially when she said "I'm dumb so...", that cracked me up so bad). Heh.
Once again, amazing!!! Keep up the hilarity!!! :D
And PS, I'm working on Voldy Therapy again in case you forgot about me, so expect the next chapter soon, dear beta! :P
Author's Response: Oh, Trish! Thanks for your kind words! It\'s funny, at Hershey park, you could make a music video of yourself singing karaoke, and I picked \"When There Was Me And You\" and sang this version... I was bored.