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Hello. You seem to have stumbled upon my author's page. If it is because you like what I write, I thank you and here is my therapist's phone number, because if you think I'm talented you are in serious need of some psycological help.
So, yeah. Basically, I’m Jordan, just a small-town girl that is trying to make the most of her life and writes to keep herself sane. My favorite character in the whole series is Luna Lovegood.
I'm a pretty nice person, and the only reason I won't like you is if you're mean to someone who doesn't deserve your disrespect. However, I'm also a very boring person. But, if you want to learn more, visit my LiveJournal or add me on IM.
The Thoughts of Tabitha: Chap. 15 is with the beta. (Many thanks to Julie/myownmuggle for featuring this story the week of 5/28!)
Memories of Time: Finished.
The Stupid Toad Woman: Finished
All the Time in the World: Finished
The Witch's Hammer: Coming soon!
Summary: Severus Snape had just suffered the most humiliating moment of his life... or had he? The nickname Harry should have seen, worse than Snivellus. (language warning!)
O, that's harsh... but at the same time absolutely hilarious! 10/10
A Cinderella Story - In the Universe of Harry Potter by Powerful_Quill
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 308]
Summary: What if, in the 1300s, Hogwarts was a kingdom?
Follow the story of the young Prince of Hogwarts, a fair maiden, and one, not-so-orthodox fairy godmother. (AU)
i luved it. though if i were you, id have made harry "cinderella" since he did grow up with rather evil people, but your way was just as good. better.
Summary: Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if it's for you!
OMG! That was so funny! I have to admit, m'dear, you have talent. The best line:
There are some things that are debated
Like if my title’s hyphenated
I liked that part. It really made me laugh.
Summary: Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily try to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And who are the redhead children running down the stairs? Why have they been sent?
The story is placed in the future, years after Voldemort's death, but danger is still lurking.
Features Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.
Joint winner in the genfic category of the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards
My name is Jordan! Though I'm a girl... 10/10
Author's Response: *lol* :D
Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, a blond Weasley. It's Harry's sixth year. Voldemort is back, yet strangely quiet. A second prophecy. This is my version of what happens next. The whole book is written, along with all of year seven. I will post as fast as I can get the chapters past the moderators.
Story is now complete. Look for the sequel, I will be posting the first chapter tonight 6-2-05, and it usually takes 4-5 days for the mods to approve it. The title of the sequel is, Harry Potter and the Unlocked Mind.
A love triangle... Honestly, I expected something like this to happen in the 6th book, and I haven't read a fic with one yet.
I saw this fic suggested in the forums, and I jumped at the chance to read it. Also, congrats on your new story. I'm going to keep a look out for it!
Summary: It's a rescue, really. At least, that's what Fred and George Weasley manage to convince him of. After all, Hermione is sure to be a target for revenge seeking Purebloods - what could any right-minded Wizard do but step in to help?
But with the shadow of Voldemort still hanging over a frightened community, Oliver is about to find out that the consequences of doing the right thing can get very out of hand!
An Oliver Wood/Hermione Granger Romance
You like writing Irish and Scottish accents, don't you?
I feel a bit hypocritical, because I always say that if a story is in your favorites you should at least review it once. Your story has been in my favorites list for a while, yet this is the first time (I think...) I've reviewed it. So let me apologize ahead for what is going to be a long review, since I'm reviewing all the chapters.
First off, the plot. I've seen several marriage contract stories before (surprisingly a lot, actually) but so far yours is my favorite. You gave it a little twist, what with the Goyle contracting for Hermione too thing (that I was NOT expecting). Plus, I love how Hermione and Oliver don't get along swimmingly. I think their arguing is cute, in a somewhat weird way o.O
I really like Oliver in this story. (Although I don't remember him having an accent in the books.) Instead of making him Hermione's knight-in-shining-armor, you gave him flaws (and, yes, I've seen people turn canon characters in Mary-/Gary-Sues). He's an enjoyable character to read about, and I've never seen a drunk person mess things up so badly before. :D Then there's his family, which I find hilarious, even though I'm having trouble understanding some of what they say.
There's also Hermione, who you've managed to keep in character and yet make her so much more grown up. Your Hermione handled the contract in such a Hermione-like way, it was wonderful.
All in all, you're a master, and I bow down to you. I've read all of your fics and enjoyed them very much, what with your way of capturing characters so well and weaving your own dry, sort of tongue-in-the-cheek humor. And the chapters are long, so who can complain? For once I actually don't have anything to tell you to imrpove upon, except for a few minor errors here and there. I tip my hat to thee.
Author's Response: No! Don\'t appologize for a long review, ever! Reviews like this are the greatest reward for all of the frustration and late nights when trying to turn out a multi-chaptered story like this. *huggles*
No, you\'re right. in teh books, JKR didn\'t give him an accent, though from the fact that Harry knew right away when McGonagall introduced them that Wood was Scottish shows that he has one! *lol*
Somehow, I like their arguing too. It makes them, well, them. I agree with you, sometimes even cannon characters can be turned into author insertions, and I\'m so glad to hear when people find my interpritations of JKR\'s characters satisfying and believable.
You know, the humor is always the part I worry about most. I don\'t consider myself a naturally funny person - I probably tell lousy jokes, and all my humour is very dry. I\'m so glad it comes across here :-)
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ooooo, i liked it!! kinda gross about ron and hermione though... where's the next chapter??
Summary: The dust has settled and the final battle is over now that Harry has defeated Voldemort for the last time......Harry is eager to get on with the rest of his life and is feeling kind of spontaneous, so why not get married?.... Tomorrow....... Mainly Harry/Ginny with some Ron/Hermione Rated for sexual references
So far, so good! It was a little OOC with Harry playing the guitar, but it was sweet, none the less.
Summary: Seventh year has begun and Hermione Granger has found herself in great danger. What is the secret behind Voldemort's sudden change in targets, and what dangers lie in store for the trio? Riddled with plot twists and cliffhangers--the Potter Universe is in for a surprise. (This story is Pre-HBP)
I really like ur story! cant wait til the next chapter!~*~*~ read and review my story, its called THE THOUGHTS OF TABITHA. its a romance fic and can be found in the other pairing section
Author's Response: Haha Thanks! And I'll check it out! I always do for the people who review for me! Thanks!!
Summary: Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?
I read the last line and shivered. It was just that eery.
I don't believe I've ever read this story, mainly because I read it over at the other site you have it posted at.
Maddy, you have an amazing skill. Your details, your dialogue... nothing is out of place. Your style of writing has such grace and perception-- you're one of those type of authors that make people think.
The ending was truly depressing, yet it was so beautiful. Your talk about love made my head spin (in a good way), which only happens when I am overwhelmed. And I was overwhelmed by this story. The thought that someone so young can write as well as this is scary.
I have nothing to critisize. You have set a new bar for fan fiction writers on MNFF.
I read all of this story on the other site you have it posted, but I just thought I'd say that it's absolutely wonderful! You have a talent for writing, that's for sure!
Summary: Post-Hogwarts Ginny and Hermione have gone through many things in life together, from schoole to starting careers, boyfriends to husbands, and now they are about to go through one of the most important changes in life.
Haha. I like your story a lot so far!
Summary: Harry Potter is given a treasure in his sixth year. Entwined with his findings are the accounts of Lily and James' life as seventh years at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: a story of love, life, friendship, discovery, and all the things in between.
where's the next chapter?? anyways... its a good story so far, and i cant wait to see where you go with the plot!
wheres the next chapter?? anyways, its really good so far, and i cant wait to see where you go with the plot. points subtracted for copying the whole tom riddle diary thing though
Summary: Harry and Ginny spend a "happy hour by the lake" while Harry wrestles with his guilty feelings about taking the physical relationship farther. (rated cautiously!)
possibly my favorite fan fic!! every thing thats needed in a romance story!! write a sequel, please?
Author's Response: Well, not really a sequel, but my other stories are witten in the same "universe", and cover my take on what should happen in book seven. (In my dreams!). Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Summary: Ron is overcome with grief and regret after Hermione goes missing (can get very sad). Post HBP.
Yes, I saw Mudblood428's picture... which is why I came to read it! (She's such a good artist...) It was a great fic, written very well. I haven't read many R/Hr stories in my day, but this one takes the cake. Good job!
Summary: Harry has to say goodbye to Hogwarts, Privet Drive and his former life. But in all bad situations, there is always a little hope and Ginny provides Harry with comfort. Ron and Hermione become a couple but are also there at Harry's side. Together, they face the hardest and most important battle of their lives. (Most romance happens in later chapters). I promise the story gets much better. I set the category at romance R/H and H/G because its general but has LOTS of shipping moments.
Oh, YAY! You've updated! Wish you didn't end it with a cliffhanger, though ;)
Summary: Auror-in-training Kingsley Shacklebolt is learning to blend in with the crowd in downtown London. There, he meets a small, lost girl, and learns how much impact a simple act of kindness can really have.
I read this fic so I could join the Susan Bones' Book Club, and all I can say is WOW. What a great story and what a great message. I did not expect that Hermione would be the little girl he helped, but if you think about the clues you made (like the thing with the toothbrush) it all makes sense.
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
I can't remember if I've reviewed this story or not... This is one of the very few fanfics that have actually made me cry. My favorite part of the whole thing is when Harry brings up the sensitive topic about his relationship with Ginny. That part was beautifully written. What I also love about this story is how amazingly in character you write a crying Harry, something not many authors can do. Amazing job, and I feel like JKR herself wrote that. *wipes eyes*
Summary: James finally asks Lily out. The problem is, he chose a roundabout way of getting to her. Plus, he stands a high risk of breaking his neck in the process. Told from Remus Lupin's POV. Rated 3rd-5th years for slight language and mild innuendo on James's part. One-shot.
A/N: Quick note to all: I am sorry, but there are no plans for a sequel for PC. I hate to disappoint you all, but I feel that the story is better standing alone, leaving the rest to your imaginations.
By far the best L/J fic I have ever read!! The Marauders were amazingly in character, and you had me laughing to the last bit.