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Hello. You seem to have stumbled upon my author's page. If it is because you like what I write, I thank you and here is my therapist's phone number, because if you think I'm talented you are in serious need of some psycological help.
So, yeah. Basically, I’m Jordan, just a small-town girl that is trying to make the most of her life and writes to keep herself sane. My favorite character in the whole series is Luna Lovegood.
I'm a pretty nice person, and the only reason I won't like you is if you're mean to someone who doesn't deserve your disrespect. However, I'm also a very boring person. But, if you want to learn more, visit my LiveJournal or add me on IM.
The Thoughts of Tabitha: Chap. 15 is with the beta. (Many thanks to Julie/myownmuggle for featuring this story the week of 5/28!)
Memories of Time: Finished.
The Stupid Toad Woman: Finished
All the Time in the World: Finished
The Witch's Hammer: Coming soon!
O, that's harsh... but at the same time absolutely hilarious! 10/10
i luved it. though if i were you, id have made harry "cinderella" since he did grow up with rather evil people, but your way was just as good. better.
OMG! That was so funny! I have to admit, m'dear, you have talent. The best line:
There are some things that are debated
Like if my title’s hyphenated
I liked that part. It really made me laugh.
My name is Jordan! Though I'm a girl... 10/10
Author's Response: *lol* :D
A love triangle... Honestly, I expected something like this to happen in the 6th book, and I haven't read a fic with one yet.
I saw this fic suggested in the forums, and I jumped at the chance to read it. Also, congrats on your new story. I'm going to keep a look out for it!
You like writing Irish and Scottish accents, don't you?
I feel a bit hypocritical, because I always say that if a story is in your favorites you should at least review it once. Your story has been in my favorites list for a while, yet this is the first time (I think...) I've reviewed it. So let me apologize ahead for what is going to be a long review, since I'm reviewing all the chapters.
First off, the plot. I've seen several marriage contract stories before (surprisingly a lot, actually) but so far yours is my favorite. You gave it a little twist, what with the Goyle contracting for Hermione too thing (that I was NOT expecting). Plus, I love how Hermione and Oliver don't get along swimmingly. I think their arguing is cute, in a somewhat weird way o.O
I really like Oliver in this story. (Although I don't remember him having an accent in the books.) Instead of making him Hermione's knight-in-shining-armor, you gave him flaws (and, yes, I've seen people turn canon characters in Mary-/Gary-Sues). He's an enjoyable character to read about, and I've never seen a drunk person mess things up so badly before. :D Then there's his family, which I find hilarious, even though I'm having trouble understanding some of what they say.
There's also Hermione, who you've managed to keep in character and yet make her so much more grown up. Your Hermione handled the contract in such a Hermione-like way, it was wonderful.
All in all, you're a master, and I bow down to you. I've read all of your fics and enjoyed them very much, what with your way of capturing characters so well and weaving your own dry, sort of tongue-in-the-cheek humor. And the chapters are long, so who can complain? For once I actually don't have anything to tell you to imrpove upon, except for a few minor errors here and there. I tip my hat to thee.
Author's Response: No! Don\'t appologize for a long review, ever! Reviews like this are the greatest reward for all of the frustration and late nights when trying to turn out a multi-chaptered story like this. *huggles*
No, you\'re right. in teh books, JKR didn\'t give him an accent, though from the fact that Harry knew right away when McGonagall introduced them that Wood was Scottish shows that he has one! *lol*
Somehow, I like their arguing too. It makes them, well, them. I agree with you, sometimes even cannon characters can be turned into author insertions, and I\'m so glad to hear when people find my interpritations of JKR\'s characters satisfying and believable.
You know, the humor is always the part I worry about most. I don\'t consider myself a naturally funny person - I probably tell lousy jokes, and all my humour is very dry. I\'m so glad it comes across here :-)
ooooo, i liked it!! kinda gross about ron and hermione though... where's the next chapter??
So far, so good! It was a little OOC with Harry playing the guitar, but it was sweet, none the less.
I really like ur story! cant wait til the next chapter!~*~*~ read and review my story, its called THE THOUGHTS OF TABITHA. its a romance fic and can be found in the other pairing section
Author's Response: Haha Thanks! And I'll check it out! I always do for the people who review for me! Thanks!!
I read the last line and shivered. It was just that eery.
I don't believe I've ever read this story, mainly because I read it over at the other site you have it posted at.
Maddy, you have an amazing skill. Your details, your dialogue... nothing is out of place. Your style of writing has such grace and perception-- you're one of those type of authors that make people think.
The ending was truly depressing, yet it was so beautiful. Your talk about love made my head spin (in a good way), which only happens when I am overwhelmed. And I was overwhelmed by this story. The thought that someone so young can write as well as this is scary.
I have nothing to critisize. You have set a new bar for fan fiction writers on MNFF.
I read all of this story on the other site you have it posted, but I just thought I'd say that it's absolutely wonderful! You have a talent for writing, that's for sure!
Haha. I like your story a lot so far!
where's the next chapter?? anyways... its a good story so far, and i cant wait to see where you go with the plot!
wheres the next chapter?? anyways, its really good so far, and i cant wait to see where you go with the plot. points subtracted for copying the whole tom riddle diary thing though
possibly my favorite fan fic!! every thing thats needed in a romance story!! write a sequel, please?
Author's Response: Well, not really a sequel, but my other stories are witten in the same "universe", and cover my take on what should happen in book seven. (In my dreams!). Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Yes, I saw Mudblood428's picture... which is why I came to read it! (She's such a good artist...) It was a great fic, written very well. I haven't read many R/Hr stories in my day, but this one takes the cake. Good job!
Oh, YAY! You've updated! Wish you didn't end it with a cliffhanger, though ;)
I read this fic so I could join the Susan Bones' Book Club, and all I can say is WOW. What a great story and what a great message. I did not expect that Hermione would be the little girl he helped, but if you think about the clues you made (like the thing with the toothbrush) it all makes sense.
I can't remember if I've reviewed this story or not... This is one of the very few fanfics that have actually made me cry. My favorite part of the whole thing is when Harry brings up the sensitive topic about his relationship with Ginny. That part was beautifully written. What I also love about this story is how amazingly in character you write a crying Harry, something not many authors can do. Amazing job, and I feel like JKR herself wrote that. *wipes eyes*
By far the best L/J fic I have ever read!! The Marauders were amazingly in character, and you had me laughing to the last bit.