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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Summary: Ron calls Hermione a Mudblood right before she has to go to a Heads meeting with McGonagall and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Then, when she goes to find her friends she stumbles upon a secret Death Eater meeting.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4384 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/28/05 Updated: 02/13/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 2: Snape's Counsel

wow i love the quotes in your storys abd i really like this chapter

Author's Response: Thanks sooo much!

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 3: Memory and Urgency

i like how they talk it is truly funny

Author's Response: glad ur enjoying it

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 4: Completion of the Prophecy

i was very upset however since i read this after hbp i didnot cry as i would have done otherwise if lupine dies i agree that i shall also be devasted

Author's Response: *hugs Moony* He must ALWAYS be safe!

 

When I See Only You by gossipweaver
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 370]

Summary:

How far will a person go in the pursuit of true love, a person who is not the lucky chosen few…

Part 2 of MY GUARDIAN ANGEL series:

1.My Guardian Angel 2.When I See Only You 3.The Boy Next Door




Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 47879 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 04/06/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 10/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 The Goodnight Kiss

hahahahaha i'm laughing out loud ppl from around the neighboor hood will come around to ask why i'm laughing sohard

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 10/12/06 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 When You Hold Me...While I Cry…

this is going to end up making me cry

 

A Hero Never Cries by annie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 107]

Summary: Seven years after the second war, Ginny Weasley can still remember everything. Seven years after Voldemort prevailed over Harry, she's still broken. These are her thoughts and memories, written down seven years after the greatest horror the world has ever known. A heartbreaking tale that describes the months before, during, and after the war from Ginny's PoV.

The last chapter has been sent in. Thanks for reading, everyone!

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5633 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/30/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 4: Those Four Words

just wo words wow and sad

 

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/07/09 Title: Chapter 1: A Meeting

Wow way too cool a story. I'm glad i found it. I can't wait to see how the dynamics between these guys works out.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/07/09 Title: Chapter 4: Curiosity

wow sounds like a great story so far. I can't wait to see what happens next. I wonder if they go back to teh maruder's point of view at all.

 

The Deal by kjpzak
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Do you ever get over your first love? By helping her teammates, Ginny finds out.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2139 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/06/05 Updated: 02/06/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: N/A

wow nice story. I really liked it, I love that Ginny is so bold.

 

Ancient Magic by kjpzak
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 276]

Summary: Past Featured StoryHarry and Ginny are destined to have a love that endures. He Who Must Not be Named certainly thinks so. Could their love be the key to fulfilling one of his greatest wishes?

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 38148 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/06/05 Updated: 03/22/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

hmmm, i like borgins atittude to be quite honest. That book seems very itneresting and i have a feeling it will play an important roll in the book.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 2: Ch 1 - Magical Ingredients

wow it was sad to read how bad harry is. I love Ginny in this story, she is the perfect image of Ginny and she knows exactly how to help harry. When mrs. Weasly decided not to say anythign becasue of harry's smile that was priceless so touching. Fred and george are great. I wonder what that interesting page that lucious found said.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 3: Ch 2 - Written in The Stars

wow this chapter was incredible. Nathaniel seems to havve an important part to play. I wonder what that is. Hermione really is quite smart isn't she, that little exchange was brilliant. i love Harry's and ginny's star gazing i think they are on a good path.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 4: Ch 3 - Transfiguration

wow they kissed!!! yeay! I think percy is redemable, i wonder what this experiment with the heart is about. I bet nathaniel is the new dada teacher. Oh yeah and dumbledore rocks.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 5: Ch 4 - Hope, Love and Late Night Misunderstandings

nathan and lucius? hmmm that oculd mean trouble. Dobby was great and i loved harry's and ginny's conversation. so she loves him huh i wonder what he'll do next.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 6: Ch 5 - Love Spells

wow that was a very sweet chapter. I love that ginnycan create a powerful love spell this si so far my favorite chapter by far.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 7: Ch 6 - Bonds

wow Ron is great, I'm glad Harry has his friend back it's good for him. As for Nathan I think he can be trusted he has his heart in the right palce as does percy.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 8: Ch 7 - Late Night Revelations

I really like borgin's story. It seems to fit well with him but at the same time it makes him compleatly redemable so congats on that one. I really think that Harry can trust him but he'll ahve to choose taht himself. As for ginny and Harry theya re a great couple, I love taht the weaslys had bets on them. I really like this stoy it is very well written.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 9: Ch 8 - Honor

Ok I love Harry making tose 5 points worth it, it's his deeper sometimes exuberant nature taht we don't always see it fits him. This was a good chapter. I wonder how nathan will do with the book. Will it clear up malfoy's insinuations? That intervention that Hermione, Ron and ginny did for harry was good.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 10: Ch 9 - I'll Always Be Yours

wow ok that book was so sweet damn malfoy for turning it into a trap. I hope ginny comes out ok i bet nathan will help her out. percy came back that is very good.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/20/08 Title: Chapter 11: Ch 10 - Blood Ties

wow that was a good chapter. Did malfoy and the others die? Was Nathan lying when he said the spell was mistaken? I love ginny she is very brave and so right they have to stop doing that.

 
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