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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.


"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall


"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin


"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Between Now and Then by erikthephantom

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Summary: In this riveting sequel to the "acclaimed" Veiled Revelations, Voldemort has risen to his full strength and is threatening both the wizarding world and the muggle world in an attempt to gain total control. A small group of people - the Order of the Phoenix - are all that stand in his way. Join James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and Lily Evans as they battle the most evil wizard the world has ever seen. (Reviews are always nice and appreciated - and Erik has rated this story 6th-7th years as a result of her incorrigible pride).

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 32: Unforgivable

wow each of the last chapters has been so hard to read i know what's going to happen and that's what makes it so hard spetialy to think of sirius' and remus' frendshi[ being over like that and all because of jelousy. well any way you write wonderfuly up date soon

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/06 Title: Chapter 32: Unforgivable

wait let me add to my review.i agree with everyone so far i can't belive remus is the only one(of the ones who know) that animagi reflects your caracter and remus is a Rat for god sakes. I hate how peter is toying with everyones mind. and sirius as an secapgoat its silly. and then why can't dumbledore just tell them why remus is in diagonally. i think that knowing the end jus makes it that much harder. i mean you want to write things one way and make it work out the way you want it to but you know what the ending is so you have to make it work out like that. i also like that you show peter's new, well true nature. he is so evil and all for jelousy i mean for god sake ppl just be happy with yourself. now i have to say that your story made me cry so much. it's so well writen you feel your there and then you feel useless in the story because you can't tell them what really is going on. what i really can't belive is that lily didn't realise who was the spy. well it's still a great story. update soon.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 08/25/06 Title: Chapter 33: The Secret Hollow

oh no i don't want to read what happens next if onñly sirius hadn´t seen remus

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/06 Title: Chapter 23: The Servant of Lord Voldemort

you know this is why friends should talk more often. it's a shame really.

The Unseemly Proposal by sparx

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/14/06 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30- Tension

Hey it was a long wait but fear not we still love you. besides it was tottaly worth it dude. I loved the healer king finally sombody got it right. I like how it took this long to get things started between them though. Keep writing and this time please don't make us wait as much. (10)

Author's Response: Thank you for the love despite the wait! I'm glad you liked the chapter as well as Healer King. People think he’s insane, but he may be smarter than they think. It’s good to hear that though I took forever for things to actually warm up between them, you still liked it! I won’t make you guys wait too long this time, I really won’t!

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36- Feelings

wow i don't know if i should be really happy at you for finally updating or really mad for the suspence you've now left. In any case i loved this chapter it was great fantastic, extraordinary even. I can't wait for the next one. please update soon.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6- Draco Is King

hahahaha i've re read this chapter and i was cracking up it's so funny anyway great job

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/19/08 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

my oh my everytime i re-read this chapter it get's better i can't wait for the next one it's killing me to know what happens next. PLEASE PLEASE update soon.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 08/31/07 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37- Making Sense of It All

wowquite a chapter that was. It was really good. man i wish Draco would decide what he wants he is sending Hemione mixed signals buthey at least she finally got her feelings out, if to ginny and not to

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/27/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer

this is the second time i have read this chapter please up date soon

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/09/07 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35- Break-Times

wow i love this story i hate the long waits but every time i read it i love it even more. It's one of the stories that has inspired me to write. please please please up date soon

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/08/07 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37- Making Sense of It All

ok i just love this chapter. and i am so glad you updated now i can continue reading. that letter to ginny was really good by the way.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 04/26/06 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31- The Big Game

have you gone missing?
if so i'm starting a search party. How ever if you have not in fact gon missing the UP DATE SOON PLEASE. we all want to read what happens so up date soon you have our suppourt. =)

Author's Response: Lol, yes, indeed, I had gone missing! But, your search party worked, they found me at my school slogging away, doing my examinations! They dragged me from the hall, demanded that the teachers put an end to the exams, so now here I am, working on the next chapter! It’ll be up soon, for sure. Thank you for the support. =D

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/08/07 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

oh my god. you left us at a cliffie that was a very horrible thing to do. Very bad indeed. What pansy and harry and ron were tring to do though was alsor really bad. I am so proud of hermione for admiting it to them and for standing up for her feelings. as for draco he jsut had to let his ego get in the way. he should know better then to listen to pansy. that ending was powerful though. man i really want to read more. please please please up date soon.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 04/09/06 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31- The Big Game

wow! this was amazing it was a great chapter. I loved how draco is more protective the ending was the best. please up date asap. *100*

Author's Response: Thank u so much, Fiffer Haliwell! I\'m glad you enjoyed the bit where Draco was protective of her in the end. I will update as soon as I can now that I\'m back and thanks for the 100!

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/23/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer

wow great chapter it brings to mind the song love is in the air. well please up date soon but i must say you got 200 reviews and more before the chapter was truly even up so congrats. kep it going. *10*

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/23/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer

wow great chapter it brings to mind the song love is in the air. well please up date soon but i must say you got 200 reviews and more before the chapter was truly even up so congrats. kep it going. *10*

Hermione Granger and the Death Eater's Son by LadyLupin827

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Ron calls Hermione a Mudblood right before she has to go to a Heads meeting with McGonagall and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. Then, when she goes to find her friends she stumbles upon a secret Death Eater meeting.
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 1: Death Eaters' Council

that was cool i like how malfoy acts in this story but i bet pansy blabs

Author's Response: Thank u!

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 2: Snape's Counsel

wow i love the quotes in your storys abd i really like this chapter

Author's Response: Thanks sooo much!

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/23/06 Title: Chapter 3: Memory and Urgency

i like how they talk it is truly funny

Author's Response: glad ur enjoying it