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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Summary: Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his fifth year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 188805 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/05 Updated: 03/16/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 6: A Little Unwell

i loved this chapter poor harry the sirius scare then the snogging shock and then the dream good thing ginny is the to help him out =)

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 34: Rescue

oh my it has been a long time since icried over a story not like this anyway. btw i totally agree with you about the miss weasly moment harry deserves it. it was a wonderful chapter even if i did quite like malfoy.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 7: O.W.L.s

fantastic

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 37: Back Into Hell

i loved it you have no idea how much i really really did. i can't wait to go see the next part. = )

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 8: Sweet 16

i love it i am a it surprised at how hard it is for harry to talk to remus i thought it would be easier great nonthe less

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/20/07 Title: Chapter 29: Mr. Jonathan Taylor

i love this i love it i love it

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 9: A Blast from the Past

i loved it spetially the end i can't belive three gits in one day

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 10: Homeward Bound

hahaha this chapter really made me crack up

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/20/07 Title: Chapter 30: Preparations

nice game i really liked it

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/20/07 Title: Chapter 31: Easter Hols

hahaha it was still a lovley birthday and that talk must have been really funny. poor harry

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 12: Teach Your Children Well

omg it's almost 12 and i still have to study for my latin american final but i must say this was worth it. I love it now off to study i go gosh i feel as if i was taking my owls.hevey duty. Anyway i loved the chapter and ginny is sure a sluth one i'm glad harry and remus are getting to talk more freely

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/28/07 Title: Chapter 22: Winter Break

i hate finals they prevent me from reading wonderful storyies like this 6 more tests and then i'm free to read stories as i please.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/29/07 Title: Chapter 23: Memories

just so you know i loive the memories you chose

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 13: Put Me In Coach!

this one really made me cry i even scared my step-mom when she saw me. But you know what i'm getting kinda frustrated with moony not that i don't love him but i thought he would handel the situation better

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/29/07 Title: Chapter 24: Christmas

ok i really love the hand on the watch thing no matter how clishé it is. And i loved this chapter so much i can't wait for more

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 14: Rumors

niceeeeeeeee

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 15: The Prank

uy wonder what voldy is up to

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/25/07 Title: Chapter 16: Taking Flight

hahaha each time you tell us about your son i like him more he seems like a cool little guy

 

Love at First Fight? by roselily
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: UPDATED! FINALLY! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! Lily has gone through life thinking that James was a pompus idiot. In their final year at Hogwarts, however, it seems as if he's finally getting to her. We all know what happens in the end... but how did Lily and James get together in the first place? It's a very complicated story for sure... filled with laughs, tragedy, and romance... find out how it all started in "Love at First Fight?" now!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4288 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
01/09/05 Updated: 02/26/06


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/17/06 Title: Chapter 3: Mentor

Hey i love the story. I now your trying to up date so i'll just be patient. good luck. btw are you sure you'r not a publishe author in desguise? Keep writing. 10/10

Author's Response: Thanks for your support! I've been rejected (again) for chapter four...I've even completely rewritten it so I'm getting extremely frustrated.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 04/03/06 Title: Chapter 3: Mentor

Hey are you still getting rejected? Well i hope you can solve it soon. We'll be waiting

Author's Response: Yes. I\'m trying. i\'m really sorry for such a long wait. I\'ve probably re-written this chapter a bajillion times (slight exaggeration). I keep not getting emails like it says on the home page- hopefully when it\'s fixed everything will be good again.

 
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