So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.
A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:
"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore
"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore
"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.
"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.
She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.
'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.
"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.
"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.
"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.
Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.
"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black
"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black
"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black
"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood
"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood
"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape
"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape
"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape
I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall
"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid
"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid
"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid
"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood
"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus
"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge
"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin
"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley
"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley
There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.
" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 720]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
"LET'S KILL HER!" someone burst.
"Um, no," I interrupted. "That's a little harsh..."
"All right then," the same person replied. "LET'S HUMILIATE HER!"
that has to be my favorite quote of all times btw i love yuour sence of humor and these stories have brought many wary looks because of the unstopable laughter they provoke. keep it up i love it
hey i just love this fic and all the otherones you wrote for that matter keep it up
Summary: PRE-HBP!!! Harry starts out his sixth year in sorrow at the loss of Sirius. Ginny helps him to overcome it, and our heroes learn a lot about life and love. This story has been completed! Special thanks to my mod, Danielle and to my fantastic readers!
ok just so you know i am aware that i did not review but the thing is that i was trying to read this fast and seeing as the story is finnished i really couldn´t advice on what do do in the next chapter. anyway i did love it very much and even procrastinated esseys and studing to read this i know the sequal will be just as good. so i'll start reading it once i have studied and writen that lothful essay. congratulations on a story well writen
i liked this chapter
ok i went back to read all the reviwes to see what those peps thought was wrong about the speach and honestly ( i mean no offence to them) i think they are kinda cazy i loved those speaches so keep them up
ok this story is so good i'm supposedto be writin a baiologyessay but this is a gazilion times easier and funnier bot to mention i like it much better then writin essays
i can´t belive you killed him i´m not angry but still i really did love him very much
Summary: A continuation from Harry's journey into Snape's memory from the Pensieve, after James and Lilly's argument down at the Lake
it was lovley
Summary: It had been purely by accident that he had even stumbled upon her refuge. A small courtyard — was that what this would be called? — surrounded by great fir trees. He didn’t know precisely where on the grounds of Hogwarts that they were, but he didn’t really care, because he wasn’t thinking of such things. He was thinking of her.
Winner of the Sink into Your Eyes Boxing Day 2004 Challenge for Best Overall.
I'm not sure what happened. It was a beautiful sorty that much I can tell you. I think perhaps it was one of those magical things where you know what could happen if you took a cetain path. And you imagine it and in a way you make it real. I think that out in the cold they fell asleep jsut like hermione and Ron and each of them saw what could be started on this boxing day. HErmione discovered a frienship and Ron discovered soemthign stronger, Harry and Ginny discovered love. And inthis way they realised waht they want to keep from this christmas for the future ones.
Summary: ONE SHOT. COMPLETE. Hermione reflects on the one who left her standing in the pouring rain aching for him.
They were never meant to be.
"Then why does it feel so right?" a voice asked inside her head.
it was great i loved it
btw. you should update your other fic but this one is great
Summary: One night Lily discovers a side of James shes never seen before...could this really be the same guy?!
i liked it it was very sweet
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
it is a wonderful story
Summary: Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his fifth year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive?
uy this justs gets better and better i'm not sure how i feel aboutproffesor trent yet but i guess if remus doesn't have a problem with her she'll be fine btw i loved th photo album.
i love this story it's making me cry so far but i love it anyway and let me tell you it is such a great calmer spetially when finals are right around the corner that means tomorrow in my case
haha i reallyt loved this spetially the howler
go remus go remus . i loved this chapter just one question where did dobby come from?
uu i wonder what ginny is doing there
i love it and jusst so you know ithinkginny's patronus couldn't be more perfect
once again tears came up but i love it so much
no no no the ending me not like how it's sounding but the rest i do love it was about time they got in a kiss or two.