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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.


"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall


"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin


"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Blood of the Heart by kjpzak

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: 7th Yr Sequel to Ancient Magic. It is now known the power of immortality resides inside Harry and Ginny. Will their combined powers be enough to protect them from the Dark Lord?
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/08 Title: Chapter 3: Blood Bonds

wow that was a great chapter very sweet. The blood bonding sounds intersting but a very heavy decition to have to make. Were it anyone other then harry and ginny it woud be way to important to amke at taht age.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/08 Title: Chapter 4: Birthday Surprises

wow that was hard. I get where harry is coming from but i also very much sympathise with molly, i hope nathan
s mom will be able to calm her down. And waht ever dangers there are i hope that the ceremony goes ok for everyone's sake. I can't belive anthan got branded.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/08 Title: Chapter 5: Transitions

This cahpter was quite nice, i like the chemestry all thre characters have going. I think that for ginny it means a lot to be able to give soemthing for ehre to be able to have that influence to cure is a valued tresure it makes her stand out. in a familey where she is the last of many children and in a school where manytimes she is overshadowed i think she would apreaciate being able to do somethign tangable taht no one else can do. I really hope everything works out i can't wait to find out mroe about the ceremony.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/08 Title: Chapter 6: Suspicions

This chapter is good. I wonder waht Harry ended up getting Ginny for her birthday. It seems quite interseting that Catarina is so worried about the spell lucious attempted. It is bad of course but i wonder how it may affect what needs to be done. i also wonder waht heppened with her bonding, who did she bond with and why? i love this story and the way you write is fantastic.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/08 Title: Chapter 7: Apparations

Ahh that apparation is going to get them in a lot of trouble. The birthday was cool, i loved the celebration catarina made it was cool. I wonder why the minestry decided against sending the letter. Good of Ron to do the right thing event hough it was hard.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/08 Title: Chapter 8: Revelations

Wow so Catarina bonded with Tom. Does that make him invincible? It shouldn't because it wasn't true love. Wow i wonder waht will happen. I hope Catarina is ok.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/25/08 Title: Chapter 9: Bonds Broken

Oh my. So catarina is dead. WHy did that have to happen? I loved her she was the coolest. Malfoy is scum, i can't belive he interupted them. And how the heck are they going to get out of that forrest/ Poor Nathan he deserved a better closing with his mother. Voldy must die.

He May Be Famous, But I Love Him by CassandraTrelawney

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: *One-shot* This is basically about Harry and Ginny together; Harry going into his 6th and Ginny her 5th.
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: He May Be Famous, But I Love Him

three words i loved it

To Dance With My Father...Again by CassandraTrelawney

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: *One-Shot* Lily Potter is in her last year of Hogwarts. She has 5 brothers and sisters. Her mum Ginny, and her father...the ever famous, Harry Potter. But what happens when all she wants is one more dance?
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: To Dance Again

i agree with you it is sad but i did love it

Life Happens by ColorOfAngels

Rated: 6th-7th Years •
Life Is What Happens When You Are Busy Making Plans.

This is the story of Harry J. Potter and Ginny M. Weasley, their lives, friendships, realtionships and everything in between. Life doesn't always take the road they expect or want, but they soon learn that no matter what they do or how hard they try, the world stops for no man and that simply put, Life Happens.

Primarily Harry/Ginny but with Ron/Hermione background. Picks up after the end of book 5 and continues into Post-Hogwarts.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 4: Contemplations

i love this chapter i love this story actually now that i read it again i really have a good time with it spetialy this chapter. ginny rocks

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 7: Birthdays Part 2

i love this chapter too i was actually lookng for it when i came to re-read and then i decided to read it all over again.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 8: Dreams

i reapeat you gotta love ginny

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 9: Reconnections

i love that they are both so stubburn trying to convince themselfs that they don't like eachother. endering really.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/07 Title: Chapter 10: Powers

ok i still think you gotta love ginny but now i'm adding sirius to the equation. i better go now. great story once again.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 11: Goodbyes

it always get's me it never fails this chapter always makes me feel the same and for that i think it is trully amasing i love it.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/01/07 Title: Chapter 33: Gifts

i love this chapter and i must say harry got rather smart about girls. anyway update soon

Author's Response: well, he was kinda a player there for a while...and while that wasnt great, he did learn alot about the opposite sex.... so it was good for something...lol..

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 10/02/06 Title: Chapter 25: Weddings

yes yes yes sorry i know it sounds cruel to be happy ginny is in this state but i can't help it

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/24/07 Title: Chapter 13: Battles

aw this is always such a sad chapter but a great one i love it when ginny sais she won't accept that letter as a goodbye. so sweet.

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 10/23/06 Title: Chapter 31: Announcements

it was worth the wait now even though the wait was worth it i wuld not like to repeat it so up date soon

Author's Response: i\'ll see what i can do...

Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/25/07 Title: Chapter 19: Valentines

another chapter i love