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01/16/06




So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."



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Harry Potter and the Curse of the Damned by Melindaleo

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 664 Reviews
Summary: Seventh year sequel to Power of Emotion. Harry is recovering from his captivity, but he’s hiding how much it’s effecting him. With his powers increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the prophecy, can Harry find the secret to destroying him before Voldemort learns of the existence of these ancient texts? Would this be HP fanfiction if it were that easy?
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 29: Curse of the Damned

That was wow i mean i'm spechless. first off i can't belive luna died but at least she'll be with her mom now. Harry was amazing, ginny too, they all were. i can't belive Lucius. what happened to ron please don't tell me he died, please please please. And the rest? oh screw this i have to go read what happens next.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 9: Of Legal Age

i loved this chapter i had never laughed so much. I was a bit sorry that harry got that big of a shocker but it's good to know he is back and strong. it's so funny when he is drunk. anyway great chpter



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 30: Survivors

Oh my god i'm really glad you put that warning up. i love those moments when harry get's to speak to his parents i hope they are included in the seventh book. This was an amazingchapter i am so happy ron is ok. I'm still worried about nevil, and i can't belive snape drew that picture it's amazing. You did a great job with harry's parents. Now i just want ginny to appear.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 20: All Hallow's Eve

Wow even though i feel bad for harry and them because of the rita skeeter article i must admit it was very funny. Harry's speach was great i hope people listen to him. As for ron he should get over it soon



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 10: Loss of a Brother

I hate it that you killed him i would have much prefered it if percy died well not much better but still. I know why you didn't but it doesn't make me like it any more. i better go read the next chapter see how molly deals with it.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 31: Dawn of a New Era

have i ever said how much i love ron well i really do love him, madam pomfree too. harry rocks they all do but the first too spetially as well as hermione. It wasunbelivable the way they took him to the game and the end fantastic. I only wish i had read this in time to go and get the chance to talk to you. this was one of my favorite chapters.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 21: Blizzard

UUU i wonder what's up with that direct quote... anyway this chapter was great i loved it while i do enjoy angest fluff is great too. The speach harry gave ginny was heart tuching. as for ron he is still a bit daft when it comes to what he should do. i wonder what made voldemort so happy. I am also glad to see that tonks and remus are getting along better.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 32: The Journey Home

I loved high harry. That was the best. I'm so glad that nevil is ok you can't emagine how glad. I loved this ending it really did seem fit spetially... well everything. I'm really glad for remus too. Not to mention every one else dobby really rocks by the way. And i realy must say this story and the one before it are two of thebest fan fictions i ever read. and between you and me that's a lot of fan fictions.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 22: A Muggle Christmas

I must agree with harry Zabani doesn't seem all that bad. I'm glad the weasly's had a good christmas and that harry's legimence is getting better. It was very sad to read about the masacer and even sadder to realise harry killed, granted unintentionally but killed nonthe less. i trully hope fred is ok i can't deal with another weasly loss and frankly i don't think harry or any of the others can either



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/29/07 Title: Chapter 33: Epilogue

Wow that was amazing i can only hope for an ending this nice. I loved everything about it from the names to the number of kids to the adventures and everything. I fully agree with your kidas and you harry deserves a familey andhe should have one big enough to make a quiditch team. You gotta love them all some things never change and i'm happy for all of them. Alas this is the end of a very good story. I'm suprised at how acuratly you guessed most things. it is truly a work to remember.

Author's Response: Oh, thanks so much! I\'ve thoroughly enjoyed going through this story with you again. If you\'re interested in chatting, I have a mailing list off my website where we discuss all things canon and our opinions on other fics. We\'re always happy to meet new members.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 23: And the Mighty WIll Fall

Ron is a seer???? wow that is so cool now i get the hole sharing memories thing. i bet this has something to do with the seventh child in a family thing. Well anyway I kknow this story was compleated before i started reading it but i still feel like i got a spetial gift becuse of the fact that you wrote in a duel between harry and snape it was fantastic. I'm starting to get worried about these dreams i hope they aren't forshadowing anything



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/27/07 Title: Chapter 24: Summons

ok first of let me just say that dumbledore's spech brought tears to my eyes. then i also wanted to say that harry has matured so much wat he said to giiny it was undescribable. I'm also really amazed at ron and hermione i knew they'd work it out and i am still amazed at how bright ron was for using hogwarts a history in his favor. And last but not least i would like to say fudge is a git. And percy dosn't fall far behind. I'm just glad dumbledore is still around to keep them in line.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/27/07 Title: Chapter 25: Sacrifice

I must say you rally do have a knack for making me forgetthe original reviews i intended to write. anyway i must say i really did love dumbledore's robe and igalad his last was one asmagnifient as that oe. I was a bit shocked when voldemort appeared but not entirly and while i am very sad that dumbledore died here too i was happier with the way this went. I also really loved how aurors have taken to insulting voldemort. What really intregues me however is that percy would risj=k so much to save harry. At least that is wwat i suspect he did because why else make a portkey. I guess threreally is a reason he was pkaced in gryffindor all those years back



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/27/07 Title: Chapter 26: The Winds of Change

i have to say the hardes part about when a person dies is everyones reaction to it. i thought the funeral went rather well. I really enjoyedthe chapter and i'm glad to see that percy may be turning to reason and that harry is finally begining to see the "real" snape. I can't wait to read more.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 11: Funeral for a Friend

you have no idea howmany times i had to stop and whipe my glases clean just so i could keep reading spetially when harry talked to mrs. weasly. you did a fantastic job



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 12: Back Where We Belong

this chapter was really good they all are but i spetially loved when either ron or harry stands up for the other and to eachother just to help the other.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 12: Back Where We Belong

Btw i also agree with ginny it is amazing how harry can face the darkest of situations and yet trembles at the thought of being caught snogging with ginny by one of her brothers.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 13: Feast of Fools

wow that was a cool chapter i don't really know how i feel about that christian guy. I would love to know if you wrote this befor hbp because if you did that was a very good guess about snape. It's kinda wierd how ron was able to see harry's nightmare but i guess it has something to do with the leggimence harry now has. anyway it was a really good chapter. oh yeah i wanted to congratulate you an the whole describing how harry really feels about ginny thing. you did an amazing job.



Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 14: Calm Before the Storm

I have a golden retrever too and they are just adorable hard to resist. I must say you have one smart kid to use harry potter as a bait. Anyway this chapter was really good. i'm glad you dound a way to get harry to finally open up about his dreams and hopes



Blood of the Heart by kjpzak

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 916 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: 7th Yr Sequel to Ancient Magic. It is now known the power of immortality resides inside Harry and Ginny. Will their combined powers be enough to protect them from the Dark Lord?
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: Old Ties, New Beginnings

Hmm i wonder who that woman is i have the impression that she is Nathan's mother but why would he have to forgive her? i loved Harry's time at the burrow and now mre then ever i ahve to say that ginny is very good for him indeed.