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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Summary: Lily knows that the Marauders are planning something, but when she tries to find out what it is all they shall tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information." A fluffly and funny one-shot.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1392 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Classiefied Marauders' Information

i loced it it is so cool i must admit i would have acted the same way as lily i knoiw that this has nothing to do with the story but i really must go to sleep so i love the quotes in your page

Author's Response: I\'m thrilled you liked my fic & quotes!

 

No Place Like Home by Melindaleo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: Harry spends his first traditional Weasley Christmas at the Burrow where he makes a few Christmas wishes of his own.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5151 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/20/05 Updated: 03/20/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: No Place Like Home

I loved this story and i must say i agree there is no better place like home for the holidays. and traditions should not be broken

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: No Place Like Home

That was a great story, you really have a knack for one-shots. I love them very much. This one in particulat is very sweet.

 

Summary: Seventh year sequel to Power of Emotion. Harry is recovering from his captivity, but he’s hiding how much it’s effecting him. With his powers increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the prophecy, can Harry find the secret to destroying him before Voldemort learns of the existence of these ancient texts? Would this be HP fanfiction if it were that easy?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 274209 Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/24/05 Updated: 07/10/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 15: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Wow i totally jusst kept reading and forgot to reviw las chapter well to be compleatly honest i think it is both ron's and hermione's fault that they broke up hermione has just been pushing to hard and ron shou.d try to take change a bit better, then again ron has gone thrugh a lot. i any case i too think it should just be temporarily and i think that the fencing matches will help. I reallyu did like this chapter very much and i would love to see a firght between the star dada student (harry) vs. the professor for educational purpuses of course *snickers* well anyway i can't wait to read more

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 16: Riddle...Tom Riddle

Oh my god you really are great at guessing from what your a/n say at least. I must say i'm very proud of harry for holding his own when snape was concerned this was a very good chapter and i'm glad to note that some ppl like luna never change.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 17: Vendetta

I'm glad they pased their test and i knwe something like this was coming from the title but honestly ginny? well i guess sleep will have to wait for another chapter just so my nerves calm down a little.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 12/07/07 Title: Chapter 33: Epilogue

this is the second time i read this story and it is simply fantastic. I love it entirely. The last chapter is my favorite. and i must say it really is a page turner or scroller i guess in this case. You have no idea how many nights i have stayed up in order to read this fic. You know i really like balises role in the story it makes for a nice change and the rest ofthe characters are really well explored and presented as well. This isn't the first story I've read where Harry becoems a quidditch pro. but this is by far my favorite. It works the best. The story is fantastic.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 18: Quidditch, Anyone?

Mabey you didn't like this chapter too much but i certainly did. If it's any good news at all i really did enjoy it it was easy going and light. I love those once in a while.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 1: Alone Again

it was great but all i can say is poor harry

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 2: Reunion

you know i really did always think that with some outside influence dudly could be ok. i really liked this chapter

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/21/07 Title: Chapter 3: Broken Wings

i really liked this chapter and the tolk with ron seemed fit

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 27: It Begins...

First of all i knwe yo7u were forbonding i hate that i really do. I just hope harry get's there in time. second of all i'm really glad that fawks is now with harry. Last but not least i'm glad percyis making amends. now i must continue reading

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 8: A Much Needed Break

i love this and i can't wait for drunk harry to make his encore. YOu now what i find really funny when i read stories it is very rare for characters to develop voices but with the abe in your stories his voice is so storng i can't shake it off. It's a bit wierd but great.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 19: It All Hits the Fan

Oh my god i can't belive fudge i mean i knwe he thretend but i always thought he was all talk and no action this is incredible poor harry he'll pull through but still. And the ron/hermione thing come on mature people hopefully this will make them see light.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 28: Back in the Chamber

First of all i can't belive we are fianlly at this point in the story it's amazing really. Second of all i should congratualte you those good bye speaches were really good. They made me cry more then you can imagine. i realy hope none of them die. And last is luna???? I can't belive she was the spy. i reeally hope she is under imperius

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 29: Curse of the Damned

That was wow i mean i'm spechless. first off i can't belive luna died but at least she'll be with her mom now. Harry was amazing, ginny too, they all were. i can't belive Lucius. what happened to ron please don't tell me he died, please please please. And the rest? oh screw this i have to go read what happens next.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 9: Of Legal Age

i loved this chapter i had never laughed so much. I was a bit sorry that harry got that big of a shocker but it's good to know he is back and strong. it's so funny when he is drunk. anyway great chpter

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 30: Survivors

Oh my god i'm really glad you put that warning up. i love those moments when harry get's to speak to his parents i hope they are included in the seventh book. This was an amazingchapter i am so happy ron is ok. I'm still worried about nevil, and i can't belive snape drew that picture it's amazing. You did a great job with harry's parents. Now i just want ginny to appear.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 20: All Hallow's Eve

Wow even though i feel bad for harry and them because of the rita skeeter article i must admit it was very funny. Harry's speach was great i hope people listen to him. As for ron he should get over it soon

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 10: Loss of a Brother

I hate it that you killed him i would have much prefered it if percy died well not much better but still. I know why you didn't but it doesn't make me like it any more. i better go read the next chapter see how molly deals with it.

 
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