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So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.

A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:

"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy

"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore

"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore

"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore

"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore

Tell me one last thing, said Harry. Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.

"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.

"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.

She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.

"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.

'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.

"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.

"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.

"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.

"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins

For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. Thats a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing thats glaring at you has got legs. If it has, its safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, thats still likely to be the last thing you ever do. -Fred W.

"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."

"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.

"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.

"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"What?"
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.

"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.

"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.

"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.

Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.

"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black

"Reading between the lines, Id say she thinks youre a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black

"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black

"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood

"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood

"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape

I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall

"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall

We teachers are rather good at magic, you know. M. McGonagall

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall

"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid

"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid

"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid

"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid

"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody

"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." Oliver Wood

"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley

"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus

"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge

"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick

"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin

"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley

"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean "
- Mrs. Weasley

There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley

"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.

" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."

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Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette

cool i'm laughing my head off

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 4: Your Evil Plan

this story is so cool

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 5: Your Original Evil Style and Pointless Evil

hey the whole pointless evil thing is hilariouse

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 6: The Do's and Don'ts of Executing your Evil Plan

cool i had never though that villand had human troublesnice prespective

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 7: Quiz time!

Goyle hahaha Goyle i9 can't belive it i thought i was malfoy but goyle that dude is as thick as a table poor nevil going to such extents to stand up to him

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 8: Confrontation

I can't belive it was all over a seat and let's not forget the quill. but honestly it was bloody briliant. Neville was fantastic and well As i said Goyle couldn't get any thicker. congrats on a job well done

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue - A success story/About the Author

i loved it it is defenetly one of my faves

 

Summary: After an exciting night, Lily returns to the Heads Dorm for a night of remembrance. There is an important note for all my readers in my Author's Page!!

James laughed heartily. "Oh Lils..."




Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13013 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
02/26/05 Updated: 01/01/06


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 03/09/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 ~ Pain and Passion Part II

i loved it all spetially the last two chapters i know i didn't leave a review but ot's all redy 2:00 am so i really didn't have much brains to leave a good reviw but this story was defenetly worth loosing sleep time. i enjoyed it ever so much.

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: That's Hand-y, Hermione.

i love ti. It's really random and that makes it so much funner. I can't wait to see waht other ppl do uner the power of suggestion. By the way you have a really cool author's page

Author's Response: Wow, I haven\'t had anyone comment on my author\'s page before. Thanks! ^^

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 2: Creepy Creatures and Walking Plants

Exclamation points rock!!! anyway that chapter was really funny and random. let's go on to read chappie 3

Author's Response: I like exclaimation points too!

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 4: Knights of the Wrong Table

suits of armor fighting interesting i like how you put characters in random places.

Author's Response: Random is the name of the game. Like how I\'m eating cereal out of the box because I have no milk.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 5: Revenge of the Penguin

a pinguine priceless. and the whole snape incident was very funny

Author's Response: Yay for penguins.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 6: Death Can Be Funny

detention for snape and Arbirtrare that was fantastic. the drop dead thing was really cool i can't wait to see what happens next'


Author's Response: Then proceed and see, myes?

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 7: Weekend At Draco's

that was a great chapter i loved the i must not fall dead in the halway and the list's snape made were too funny

Author's Response: Everyone loves the lists. It\'s science.

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 09/22/07 Title: Chapter 8: Anyone Who Thinks Fights Have Rules Is Delusional

hmm intereresting twist. Real funny keep puttin characters in strange places


Author's Response: Oh, they shall continue to be in weird spots, trust me.

 

Centrifugal Force by Melindaleo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 122]

Summary: Originally written for the SIYE summer challenge. Hermione invites Harry, Ron, and Ginny to her house to attend a Muggle carnival. What happens when four kids who have been forced to live under adult pressures are suddenly allowed to act like kids?

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4569 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/16/05 Updated: 03/16/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Centrifugal Force

i loved this it is so nice to read about them being normal

 

Summary: Lily knows that the Marauders are planning something, but when she tries to find out what it is all they shall tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information." A fluffly and funny one-shot.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1392 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 11/21/06 Title: Chapter 1: Classiefied Marauders' Information

i loced it it is so cool i must admit i would have acted the same way as lily i knoiw that this has nothing to do with the story but i really must go to sleep so i love the quotes in your page

Author's Response: I\'m thrilled you liked my fic & quotes!

 

No Place Like Home by Melindaleo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 44]

Summary: Harry spends his first traditional Weasley Christmas at the Burrow where he makes a few Christmas wishes of his own.

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5151 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/20/05 Updated: 03/20/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 02/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: No Place Like Home

I loved this story and i must say i agree there is no better place like home for the holidays. and traditions should not be broken

 
Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 07/02/08 Title: Chapter 1: No Place Like Home

That was a great story, you really have a knack for one-shots. I love them very much. This one in particulat is very sweet.

 

Summary: Seventh year sequel to Power of Emotion. Harry is recovering from his captivity, but hes hiding how much its effecting him. With his powers increasing, and Voldemort now aware of the prophecy, can Harry find the secret to destroying him before Voldemort learns of the existence of these ancient texts? Would this be HP fanfiction if it were that easy?

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 274209 Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/24/05 Updated: 07/10/05


Reviewer: Fiffer Haliwell Signed
Date: 06/25/07 Title: Chapter 15: Defense Against the Dark Arts

Wow i totally jusst kept reading and forgot to reviw las chapter well to be compleatly honest i think it is both ron's and hermione's fault that they broke up hermione has just been pushing to hard and ron shou.d try to take change a bit better, then again ron has gone thrugh a lot. i any case i too think it should just be temporarily and i think that the fencing matches will help. I reallyu did like this chapter very much and i would love to see a firght between the star dada student (harry) vs. the professor for educational purpuses of course *snickers* well anyway i can't wait to read more

 
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