So right about now I could bore you to death with a bunch of details from my life taht you don't care to know. Obviously enough I love Harry Potter, and I must confess I am pretty much addicted to fanfictions. I'll read anything that sounds interesting, but i spetially love the romance, humor, and maruder era fics. I'm pretty good at reviewing after every chapter. So yeah if you ever want to talk just send an e-mail.
A "few" of my favorite HP quotes:
"Honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backwards." - Draco Malfoy
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them." -Albus Dumbledore
"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" -Albus Dumbledore
"It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." - Albus Dumbledore
"--yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man." -Albus Dumbledore
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." -Harry P.
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...." -Harry P.
"Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right." -Harry P.
She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!" -Harry P.
"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in." -Harry P.
'There's no need to call me sir Professor." -Harry P.
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." -Harry P.
"You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." Fred W.
"You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -George W.
"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?" -George W.
"This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny.
"Yeah, when we pictured the scene, he was conscious," said Fred. -Wesley twins
“For instance, this new idea that You-Know-Who can kill with a single glance from his eyes. That’s a basilisk, listeners. One simple test: Check whether the thing that’s glaring at you has got legs. If it has, it’s safe to look into its eyes, although if it really is You-Know-Who, that’s still likely to be the last thing you ever do.” -Fred W.
"Well, that clears that up," said Ron. "It would have been really annoying if you hadn't explained yourself properly." - Ron W.
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong."
"...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." -Ron W.
"There you go, Harry," Ron shouted over the noise. "You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" - Ron W.
"We'll be there, Harry," said Ron.
"At your aunt and uncle's house. And then we'll go with you, wherever you're going." -Ron W.
"IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" -Ron W.
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Ron W.
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." -Hermione G.
"Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!" -Hermione G.
"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" -Hermione G.
Imagine losing fingernails, Harry! That really puts our sufferings into perspective, doesn't it?" -Hermione G.
"What was there to be gained by fighting the most evil wizard who has ever existed? Only innocent lives, Peter." -S. Black
"Reading between the lines, I’d say she thinks you’re a bit conceited, mate." - S. Black
"Dying? Not at all," said Sirius. "Quicker and easier than falling asleep." -S. Black
"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" - Luna Lovegood
"Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." -Luna Lovegood
"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity." -S. Snape
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" -S. Snape
"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." - S. Snape
"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train." -S. Snape
I wonder," said Professor McGonagall in cold fury, turning on Professor Umbridge, "how you can expect to gain an idea of my usual teaching methods if you continue to interrupt me? You see, I do not generally permit people to talk when I am talking." -M. McGonagall
"Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?" -M. McGonagall
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.” M. McGonagall
"Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --" M. McGonagall
"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!" -R. Hagrid
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." R. Hagrid
"I'm a teacher!" he roared at Harry. "A teacher, Potter! How dare yeh threaten ter break down my door." R. Hagrid
"If anyone wanted ter find out some stuff, all they'd have ter do would be ter follow the spiders. That'd lead 'em right! That's all I'm sayin'." R. Hagrid
"And do I look like the kind of man that can be intimidated?" barked Uncle Vernon.
"Well..." said Moody, pushing back his bowler hat to reveal his sinisterly revolving eye. Uncle Vernon lept backward in horror and collided painfully with a luggage trolley. "Yes, I'd have to say you do, Dursley." - Mad-Eye Moody
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first." – Oliver Wood
"Fine," snapped Mrs. Weasley. "Go naked. And, Harry, make sure you get a picture of him [Ron]. Goodness knows I could do with a laugh."
- Molly Weasley
"You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts...but you cannot deny he's got style..." - Phineas Nigellus
"The trouble is, the other side can do magic too, Prime Minister." - Cornelius Fudge
"I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick."
- Professor Flitwick
"Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." - Remus Lupin
"I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped ... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if I was a bit more - myself." - Ginny Weasley
"Please, come in, sit down, Minister!" fluttered Mrs Weasley, straightening her hat. "Have a little purkey, or some tooding... I mean –"
- Mrs. Weasley
There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone." - Remus Lupin
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley
"I'll join you when hell freezes over." - Neville L.
" I solemly swear that I am up to no good."
Summary: Harry and Ginny are destined to have a love that endures. He Who Must Not be Named certainly thinks so. Could their love be the key to fulfilling one of his greatest wishes?
wow this chapter is great. I love that Ginny won't let him give her up they deserve to be thogether as noble as he wants to be.
Summary: *Last Chapter up!!! It's been awesome everyone!!! Over 4000 reads and 300 reviews!!! You guys are amazing!!!* It is summer before sixth year and everyone has gotten together to celebrate Harry's Birthday when something goes terribly wrong for Ron and Hermione. How will everyone handle this terrible event and how will everything turn out?! *~*this fic is written pre HBP (see a/n on my pro for more info)*~*
i really like this chapter, it's honest some how and very light. I love that the Weasleys threw Harry a suprise party for some reason i always wanted him to get a suprise party and for him to enjoy it. I think it's great taht Ron is a bit jelouse it works for him, and Hermione arguing with herself it's perfect. Her raqtional side conflicting with her emotions. God knows i've had my fair share of moments liek those. Anyway sorry i'm rambling good chapter.
Author's Response: lol, thank you...its good to see people read one story and then mosey on over to a second one =)
Aww Ron is so cute smelling his pillow. I love that they are all comfortable enought with eachother to jus fall asleep together liek taht it's so normal but I find it extreamly cool for some reason. So Mr. Weasley for minister... I wonder what he'll decide.I think Harry is going to catch on to Ron i really hope he mocks him a bit about it but helps him get the courage to do what he must.
Author's Response: haha...i think it\'s so amazing that you can still get into the story even though the future timeline in the originals has a definate ending now. thanks for keeping an open mind and spending time reading and reviewing. =)
You got to love Fred and George they jsut ahve a way of getting under your nerves everytime and yet it is still imposible to be mad at them. I love the little moments that Ron and Hermione have. i really wonder if Harry and Ginny will end up playing matchmaker. And i can't wait to know waht happens the next day taht disturbed them from their peaceful sleep. any way i really liek the way you write it's funny light and candid.
Author's Response: thank you so much. your reviews make me smile =)
Wow kidnapped... intense. What in the world could the draught of Prospicio be. Prospicio kinda sounds like prospero from spanish which mean prosper or to preosper. Maebey it could be a draught that helps the person drinking it have prosperouse results? The only other definition of prospicio i can think of is to look deep into the futur and i guess it could be something that alows the drinker to see the future. That would tye in with Ron's dream. Anyway i hope that they make it out fine, i'm pretty sure they will and if they have to live together under captivity... it will be interesting to see how they cope. HEy for once Harry isn't the one in trouble.
Author's Response: very good guess, future is right! =)
I hate that man (Voldy) and he can be so stupid sometimes jsut revealing his allies like that . I mean I know he doesn't care but still then again better for the good guys. Anway i love how hermione is willing to fight for Ron and how she worries so much about him, it shows that no amtter how things are she can be counted on. I wonder what they did to Ron to get him to be passive. And i know this was in the last chapter but i love how in the middle of a crisis they focus on things so simple like how the other person smells. It make shtem so human.
Author's Response: lol, yeah i like it when characters are \"human\" rather than unbelievable perfect or stupid beings. it always drives me up the wall ;)
Ok so here is my ludecrouse theory. I think that the potion might have been in the things that hermione tryed on in the attic, and that that is part of the reason she smells so well and that's why Ron focused on that that particular moment. If the potion was old then it would make sence for it to be in an attic that no one has touched for ages and with even older clothes. While i really like this chapter and i like the dynamic harry ginny and the twins have i find it a bit hard to belive that Harry is so calm as to attempt to do homework. I mean from his previouse records he would have blamed himself somehow and then he would have tryed to find them. It is entirly possible that he is still feeling the weight of the minestry and doesn't want to risk more lives or do anything as stupid. But i still think he might be a little to passive spetially after three days of disapearance. but this story isn't about him so it doesn't really matter.
Author's Response: haha, yeah you may be right. i think i wrote this after the 5th book came out and he had been so self absorbed in that book that i kind of carried it over. i don\'t know if that\'s why i did it or not. this was the first thing i wrote and completed so i think i was just excited to have a direction to continue in that the side characters got a little over looked. =)
Ok the first part of this chapter is imensley sweet. Ron is the sweetest guy ever. I love how he takes care of her and how he falls asleep with her in his arms. You have no idea how much i love that. And when he stands up to Voldemort for her, and Hermione thinking that she prefers to die then to let him dye. They are so in love, I really hope she realises what is going on before it is too late. Mabey Snape isn't so bad in this story. hope it all ends well.
Author's Response: i think i have an idea how much you love that because i love it too...way more than i should, lol. =)
Yey they are going to be found!!! I still think that HArry is a bit to passive but hey mabey this way he won't end up putting himslef in more danger. The serpent tree sounds like a very cool idea i really quite like it very inovative. I wonder why Voldemort had to be able to know about this meeting. It all seems quite odd really. And i'm dying to know how Ron an dermione survived. Only one more question pops to mind ist his meeting taking place before afer or during ron's argument with voldy?
Author's Response: oh my goodness...i really need to go back and reread this. i don\'t remember the details well at all anymore. it\'s been too many years since i wrote it. lol...glad you seem to be really into it! =)
Aww they can joke around at a time like this, toatlly inpractical but very sweet. So malfoys liek tea well i always did think that tea ws better then coffee. I understand now why dumbledore wanted voldy to know of Harry's emotions but that culd have backfired enourmously. What if he had decided to kill them first or kill Ron so that Hermione would talk. i'm pretty sure she would ahve survived becasue they need information but Voldy might have not left that easily. And i find it funny that he said dumbledore is trusting really leaving luciouse to garud the same pair fo ids that defeated him at mom? i love the end though something tells me that their love is flourishing. And this chapter answers my question about when the order meeting was taking place.
Author's Response: lol...i lived in englad the first half of last year and nearly everyone there is in love with tea! lol so it isn\'t odd that malfoys like tea ;) and about the whole dumbledoor thing. i think i have/had way too much faith in dumbledores abilities. he was like infalliable in my mind at this point in the story series, so whenever i wrote him, i always felt like he knew exactly what would happen regardless of how wrong it could go. =)
So a perfume eh... well i wasn't so far off i knew it was someting she ahd put on. I bet he got taht perfume from an unusual place nto your typical perfume shop. Dumbledore is really smart there is no way that plan whould have backfired at least no way i can think of. I love that Hermione get's distracted by the distance between ron and her or lack there of. So sweet. Love this story.
Author's Response: im glad you like it =)
They kissed they kissed *i'mchantinghalfsingingthis* That was so sweet ( I need new adgetives) umm it was compleatly endearing and romantic. I love that they are together now and i love that Ron did all that to get Hermione the perfect gift. Other then that beautiful scean i love Harry's song it is one of my favorite quotes from the entire story i lvoe that passage.
Author's Response: wow, thanks =D
It is chapters like this that really show why Hermione belongs in gryiffindor. That was brilliant an dextreamly brave. Tonks is such a cluts i hope she is ok i'm sure she won't dye but i don;t want her hurt either. So who is coming out snape? lucius? our newest couple? i can't wait to find out i hope it's not malfoy otherwise Bill is in trouble.Harry is entirely too funny, and i love that in the middle of his fit of laughter he called ginny's nose cute.
Author's Response: i liked that little aside as well =oP...on to the next chapter we go...dun dun dun... ;)
Harry and Ginny are so sweet you jsut got to love them. I'm so glad ron and Hermione are free. And i am extreamly proud of hermione for proving belatrix wrong. I love the way you write voldemort him telling harry to get out of his head was priceless. Great job i wonder what Ginny will see.
Author's Response: thank you again...im running out of ways to say thank you, lol =)
First of all very creative with the spells cudos on that. Poor ginny she shouldn't have to deal with that at least harry is there to help her. I'm glad evyone else is ok. One more chapter to go i wonder what will happen. And i wonder how long the draught of prospicio will last
Author's Response: the spells drove me mad when i was writing this. i hate to do things half way so i was all over latin websites and such trying to make them sound believable. im glad you approve. =)
wow that was a nice ending chapter it brought conclusion to most things. i particularly like the ending part only i really was looking forward to another kiss. As for what Ginny saw it does intregue me but I'm more curiouse as to waht big parcel she took to school. I fyou could please jsut answer that then i would be imensley happy.
Author's Response: lol...ginny\'s parcel was a pensive(sp?). i didn\'t envision it as large and unmovable as they portrayed dumbledore\'s in the movie. in my mind it was a less-large movable thing so that\'s what she took with her to school to help her deal with the things the draught had made her see. thank you sooooooooooooooo much for taking the time to review each chapter. it means a lot that you cared enough to do so. oh and i have to ask...as im sitting here watching charmed...is your name really haliwell or are you a fan of charmed also!? just curious. thanks again. =D
Hahaha a pensive that is brilliant thanks for telling me. Anyway I love leaving reviews spetially when they are answered so thanks for answering. As for the Haliwell thing, I have it is not my real last name and fiffer isn't my real first name either. To be honest i have never seen charmed as much as i would liek to do it. Fiffer haliwell is a character that my friend and i created in a story long ago and she was based of me so the name stuck. Anyway thanks for answering my reviews.
Author's Response: no problem, thanks for reviewing! =)
Summary: Ginny's been waiting years to tell Harry she loves him. When it slips out unplanned, Harry has to figure out if he should push her away or pull her closer. A continuation of The Deal
Wow that was cute i liked this story.
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
ok cool book but NO NO NEVILLE GET AWAY DON'T BE A PETER Can't you hear us scream i said GO AWAY NOW . well this is bound to be full of laughs
great book i love it