Penname: Hamstergeist [Contact]
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It's a bit of a sore point being asked to write a biography of one's life when one is dead.
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: A Fork in the Road

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak!

 

The Pretend Boy-Who-Lived by immortal_evil
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Harry's mind is racing as he is forced to take part in a photo shoot for an article for the Daily Prophet. He can not help but feel alone in a room full of people.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 280 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/26/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 04/16/06 Title: Chapter 1: GoF Photo Shoot

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! That was just the perfect length for my little rodent brain!

You've nailed Harry's emotions just perfectly. I remember when I was a competitor for the Brits in the Undead Rodent Olympics of 2002. Back in the day, we used to say that the spectators had no idea the trials we overcame to provide those brief moments of entertainment for them.

Why, I remember when my coach, it was Jan back then, used to scritch behind my ears and dangle a bit of lettuce to help me run faster. (I love Jan.) But the 1-metre dash was never really my best event. I'm more of a hamster-wheel gymnast, myself.

All in all, a really excellent poem. It really brought back some good memories!

 

Sorting Hat Songs by the nutty imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary: A collection of Sorting Hat Songs that I wrote.
To writers, feel free to use it for your fics.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1305 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/17/05 Updated: 02/02/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/08/06 Title: Chapter 5: Sorting Hat Song 5

What a lovely fun idea! Thanks for sharing them! Where would I be sorted?

Author's Response: Hamstergeist! You're alive again!

Hmm.. let's see...

Thou art steadfast enough to keep returning.
Thou art brave to post in the forum knowing that Maeve's coming.
Thou art not very wise to attempt this.
Cunning entail thee hide to let thy killer believe, thou hath rested in peace.

It would take great daring for thee to thread on SPEW territory.
In GRYFFINDOR thou will be happy!

 

Curse of the Reapers by deanine
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 308]

Summary: Past Featured StoryA different sort of alternate universe... It is a world under the thumb of an ancient emperor. Muggle society has been oppressed beyond recognition. Wizards rule over all, their only laws defined by power. This is the story of a rebellion, a family, a traitor, and the long road that leads home at last.

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 132252 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Published:
05/24/05 Updated: 07/11/12


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

scritch scritch scritch...

Author's Response: *bows low to honorable ghost hamster*

Thank you.

 

Sins of the Father by TheVault
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 394]

Summary: There was something about him that made him irresistible to her. Siobhan Murphy will go to any lengths to ascertain her deepest desires - but when the object of those desires is a married man twice her age with secrets darker than she can imagine, she will find herself caught in a scandalous liaison that she can't walk away from. Not Canon-Compliant.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Suicide, Violence

Word count: 71232 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Published:
06/02/05 Updated: 06/18/09


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Dangerous Attraction

Oh my poor little undead rodent brain! I thought I could read one chapter, but no. I need to go on...

Author's Response: *is honoured to be chosen by the Undead Hamster* Thank you for your... enlightening... review.

 
Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Something of Interest

Lucius?! What's Lucius got to do with all this? Sweet heavens to Betsy! My poor little undead rodent brain can't process it all!

Author's Response: Lucius has everything to do with it, Snickers... ;)

 
Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Of a Stranger

Squeak-squeak-squeak. Where is my wheel?

Author's Response: Deary me, I don't know. Perhaps Jan might have an idea -- did you know that she's my BETA?

 
Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 05/30/06 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Confrontation With Fear

Squeak Squeak Squeak! Welcome back to SPEW!

 

Fifteen Minutes by HermioneDancr
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 26]

Summary: People live and people die. Those who remain remember those who have gone before. Hermione has never told anyone at school about the summer before her third year, but she has not forgotten. One July afternoon during the summer after her fifth year, Hermione finds herself overcome by memories of the loss she never spoke about. Once again she relives the fifteen minutes she couldn't escape. One-shot.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1860 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/14/05 Updated: 06/14/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 05/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Fifteen Minutes

Squeak Squeak Squeak!

Author's Response: Aw, what a sweet undead hamster! :: sends a nice little wheel as a thank you present ::

 

Breaking free by LadyAlesha
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Andromeda Black is in her third year at Hogwarts and the thought of breaking free from her family is the only thing that keeps her going.

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 995 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/04/05 Updated: 10/04/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 03/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Breaking free

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

Welcome to SPEW!

Author's Response: *huggles Hamstergeist* Thank you!

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: None

Squeak-Squeak-Squeak! I was there. I know what really happened...

 

Shield against my Sorrows by LadyAlesha
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 2]

Summary: Follow Narcissa as she struggles to come to terms with Lucius' absence and worries about Draco.

Among the finalists for October's Monthly Challenge.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3051 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/25/05 Updated: 10/25/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 02/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Shield against my Sorrows

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! Welcome to SPEW!

Author's Response: Thank you! *huggles* *feels special* Today isn't such a bad day after all^^

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryA Post-HBP fiction.

When Harryís quest for the horcruxes turns desperate, he leaves the security of his homeland to seek out the advice of an ancient and most unusual Council Ė one whose allegiance is only to themselves but whose knowledge is so vast it may be his only chance. What Harry discovers there will change everything. Soon, he comes to see that this is all so much bigger than just he and Dark Lord Ė his role, though pivotal, is terribly minute compared to the challenges the Wizarding World must now face.



Meanwhile, across the Atlantic Ocean, a young witch uncovers the truth about her bloodline. But only when catastrophic events begin to unfold, does she realise her importance in the greater scheme of things...



It is a tale of epic proportions: bringing in the truth behind Slytherin's betrayal, and the choices the Founders had to make to ensure the longevity of their world. Enemies must unite, lines must be crossed, and children must forgo their innocence. And behind it all, fly the Spirits of the Storm, waiting, watching, scheming. Welcome to the greatest epic war the Wizarding World has ever seen.



Chapter 11 is posted.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 30298 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
10/27/05 Updated: 04/20/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

Squeak-Squeak-Squeak!

Author's Response: Squeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaak! *gives Hammie a wheel*

 

Love Is Not A Simple Thing by Starmaiden
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Remus and Hermione are twenty years apart in age, but not unlike each other in essentials. Two years after being her teacher, Remus meets Hermione again and reflects on her place in a changing world.

This story may someday be lengthened; for now, it stands as is.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2123 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/04/05 Updated: 11/04/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Return to War

Hi! SPEW mascot, here!

I do so love your writing! Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: Thank you! I plan to!

 

Summary: Past Featured StorySeverus Snape finds himself a resident of Azkaban for his deeds and misdeeds during Voldemort's reign. A broken man, he is struggling merely to stay alive when one of the guards takes an interest in him. This is an interest that could get her into serious trouble as she tries to save the life of a man who may not want to be saved.



And I must credit the wonderful Poultrygeist for the title and Anne for her sterling beta work! Thank 'ee. :-)

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 31903 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/05 Updated: 02/26/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/28/06 Title: Chapter 3: Blood From a Stone

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

I'd love to sneak into that cell and cuddle up with the greasy git! Anytime you feel like writing me into the story, you go on ahead!

 

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Rated: [Reviews - ]

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 03/20/06 Title: None

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

Author's Response: *Squeeeeeeak!*

 

Your Destiny Lies Before You by SomberBallad
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Past Featured StoryNarcissa doubts whether she will ever amount to anything in a life when everything is dictated for her, her classes, her friends, and even her husband.



(A Narcissa character story and a Lucius/Narcissa beginning.)

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4267 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/05 Updated: 12/17/05


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Your Destiny Lies Before You

Yummy! What a delicious little fic!

Author's Response: Thank you Hamstergeist! It's not everyday an undead hampster reviews my stories! I find it rather delicious as well :)

 

In Memoriam... by Astrea
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Tragedy comes to every life. We all must find our own ways to come to terms with the past if we are to move into the future. As Ginny copes with the deep void in her life she learns she can become stronger. By taking a painfully raw look at her own grief, she finds the peace she so desperately seeks and a way to preserve the legacy of someone so close, so dear, that even in death they are not absent.

Please read and review.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3808 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 01/06/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 01/28/06 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

First of all, Welcome to SPEW!

Now, down to business: How could you kill Charlie! *weeps little undead hamster tears* I'm glad that you at least had the sense to bring Percy home for the funeral.

Author's Response: Just for the record, I didn't kill him. *hands out tissues*

 

Summary: The little house with the garden is a happy place to be, despite all of itís oddities. But itís a house that takes a certain outlook on life, and not everyone fits. Harry and Luna are interviewing babysitters for their son. Warning for utterly silly fluff with some more serious undertones.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1176 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/16/06 Updated: 02/16/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 03/20/06 Title: Chapter 1: Interviews

Squeak Squeak Squeak! Yummy story! I like little houses with gardens. *looks longingly towards Yorkshire*

One little thing, and maybe my tiny undead rodent brain is just being silly, but: It wasnít grand enough for itís master "It" is an exception to rules about possession and apostrophes. Methinks it should be: It wasn't grand enough for [its] master.

Squeak Squeak Squeak.

Author's Response: You're right, of course. Silly error...

 

Paint the Silence by electronicquillster
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 55]

Summary: Charlie returns to the Burrow and begins healing his own heart, as well as that of someone else. It's always darkest before the dawn.

Begun pre-Deathly Hallows.

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 8197 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
02/25/06 Updated: 08/17/06


Reviewer: Hamstergeist Signed
Date: 05/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Home

Squeak Squeak Squeak! More of this story, please! Welcome to SPEW!

 
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