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Soap is my dog's name. Don't ask - he just looks like a Soap!


I'm a huge fan of almost anything involving Sirius and almost anything involving Remus, and when it involves both of them together, well . . . that's just ideal, isn't it? However, I do mean "almost anything", because I'm not very fond of Remus/Tonks. I know that it's popular and that it's, you know, allegedly in the "actual books" and all that nonsense, but I just really prefer seeing good old Remus with someone else.

In writing, I'm not at all an equal opportunity shipper. I started with Draco/Hermione, but in my old age (coming up on 28 now... positively ancient!) and after marrying a guy who is several years older than I, I've come to appreciate that men, like fine wines, get better with age. Thus, I've become very Sirius- and Remus-centered, as I've mentioned already, and most of what I write these days involves them together, or one of them with Hermione (she is quite the fanfiction slut, is she not?).

Reviews are always welcome, and suggestions are absolutely taken into consideration. Thanks for stopping by!




Allow me a moment of frivolous self-promotion: OMG I am in the top ten favorite authors! Wow!! I can't believe it!! Well, I hope I keep getting plenty of readers to click that "Add to Favorites" button, because it really is an honor to be on that list!


Has anyone figured out that the Hermione/Sirius series stories are all titled with Nirvana songs? Just wondering.


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A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 02/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Matchmaker, Matchmaker

I <3 it! Keep going keep going! I love the tango thing, because it is SUCH a sensual dance that would definitely make me green-eyed if I saw my crush dancing it with another girl! And the Sense and Sensibility questions - Ginny is Marianne, Hermione is Elinor, Harry is Col. Brandon, Draco is John Willougby, and Ron is Edward Ferrars. It actually fits pretty well with the story! And I'm just making a short, sweet basic version of it - definitely not doing every event and quote! Keep writing!!

Author's Response: Couldn't you make Draco Col. Brandon and Dean Willoughby? After all, Rickman played Brandon, and I'm sure would prefer he be a Slytherin, LOL Thanks for enjoying the Tango- writing is almost as fun as dancing (and more so if you have a partner who steps on your toes, heh) ! ^_^

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 02/02/06 Title: None

Totally cute! I love it. Keep updating!! Hurry! Hurry!!!

 

Out of the Darkness by lunar
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 208]

Summary: It's the summer after sixth year and Hermione is staying at The Burrow. Her dreams have finally come true: she is Ron Weasley's girlfriend. However, to her shock and dismay she discovers that the attainable has become the unwanted. She finds herself torn between not wanting to remain in a relationship with someone she doesn't love, and destroying one of the closest friendships she is likely to ever have. Amidst all this confusion, Draco Malfoy arrives in a coma from which it is doubtful he will ever leave. Hermione is asked to watch over him in case of a miraculous recovery. However, she finds herself pouring out her hopes, fears and dreams to her unconscious nemesis, someone who can't even hear her... or can he?









The two sequels I had planned for this will not be written any time in the near future. I'm sorry for any inconvenience caused.


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27678 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/06 Updated: 09/07/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 03/22/06 Title: Chapter 4: Forgiveness

Very good!! Keep writing!!

Author's Response: Thanks i will

 

Let The Wind Shatter by LillysOfTheValley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 74]

Summary: It is nearing the time of the Final Battle, both the side of Dark and the side of Light are preparing for it...



Yet strange occurences in the Dark Lord's lair come about when the punshment of a blundering Death Eater goes terribly wrong.



Read this fic, picking up where HBP left off, to find what happens when a Follower of The Dark strays into a place of Unwavering Light...









Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7711 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/06 Updated: 08/09/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 01/28/06 Title: Chapter 1:
---OUT OF THE DARK---

I love it! I really hope you're an obssessive updater... keep writing! :)

Author's Response: I really REALLY REALLY wish I could just not got to school and stuff and just spend all my time just WRITINg for you fabulous AMAZING SUPER Reviewers...but then again I really REALLY REALLY wish that Tom Felton would marry me...O_o!! Ha ha I am 15 and he's 17~~~ THAT IS PERFECT!!! Anyway...I just submitted Chapter 1 today and It will be up (hopefully) soon! Keep Reading!! Love LILLY!

 

The Fifth Horcrux by king
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 307]

Summary: This story is a sequel to an earlier story of mine called: Harry Potter and the Needed One. You will need to read that one first for this one to make sense. Harry learns that Hermione loves him and admits that he loves her. Unfortunately Harry has a lot of powerful enemies and an awful job that he must do. Harry must become a killer or a victim and he doesn't want a girlfriend. Hermione learns a horrible truth about the Fifth Horcrux. She must help Harry in his quest to destroy Voldemort and at the same time keep Harry alive.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 107853 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/06 Updated: 12/29/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 02/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - A Depressing Chore for Dumbledore

Interesting beginning... I'm excited to see more! And I'm so with you on the Hermione & Harry thing. I laughed out loud when I read the "Ron 'Accio Brains' Weasley"! That's exactly how I feel. :P

Author's Response: Hi Soap! Thanks for the nice review. Second chapter has been submitted. This is a sequel to an earlier story of mine: HP and the Needed One. I did several things in that story that become part of this story: 1) Kingsley Shacklebolt, Hespia Jones, The Creevy boys, and Luna Lovegood's father were all murdered. (Sometimes I miss those characters.) 2) Ginny Weasley has been selected to play professional Quidditch with the Holyhead Harpies and they wear sexy uniforms. 3) Hogwarts will be open and Harry and Hermione have jobs as student teachers, they'll be teaching 1st and 2nd year students while carrying 7th year loads. 4) The address of Harry's house has been changed to Number 12 and 7/16 Greenfield Way so Snape can't find it. 5) I invented a spell called "Bang" where the wizard points his wand at a foe, shouts "Bang" and shoots him. I hope those particular inventions of mine don't grate on too many nerves.

Author's Response: Hi Soap! Thanks for the nice review. Second chapter has been submitted. This is a sequel to an earlier story of mine: HP and the Needed One. I did several things in that story that become part of this story: 1) Kingsley Shacklebolt, Hespia Jones, The Creevy boys, and Luna Lovegood's father were all murdered. (Sometimes I miss those characters.) 2) Ginny Weasley has been selected to play professional Quidditch with the Holyhead Harpies and they wear sexy uniforms. 3) Hogwarts will be open and Harry and Hermione have jobs as student teachers, they'll be teaching 1st and 2nd year students while carrying 7th year loads. 4) The address of Harry's house has been changed to Number 12 and 7/16 Greenfield Way so Snape can't find it. 5) I invented a spell called "Bang" where the wizard points his wand at a foe, shouts "Bang" and shoots him. I hope those particular inventions of mine don't grate on too many nerves.

Author's Response: Hi Soap! Thanks for the nice review. Second chapter has been submitted. This is a sequel to an earlier story of mine: HP and the Needed One. I did several things in that story that become part of this story: 1) Kingsley Shacklebolt, Hespia Jones, The Creevy boys, and Luna Lovegood's father were all murdered. (Sometimes I miss those characters.) 2) Ginny Weasley has been selected to play professional Quidditch with the Holyhead Harpies and they wear sexy uniforms. 3) Hogwarts will be open and Harry and Hermione have jobs as student teachers, they'll be teaching 1st and 2nd year students while carrying 7th year loads. 4) The address of Harry's house has been changed to Number 12 and 7/16 Greenfield Way so Snape can't find it. 5) I invented a spell called "Bang" where the wizard points his wand at a foe, shouts "Bang" and shoots him. I hope those particular inventions of mine don't grate on too many nerves.

Author's Response: I don't know why my response appears three times. Sorry, I'm not emphatic, I just hit some wrong buttons somehow.

 

Journey On Water by SK witch
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1979]

Summary: After the downfall of Voldemort, Hermione decides to take a break and return to the Muggle world. Deciding to go on a Muggle cruise, Hermione realizes that it was the biggest mistake of her life. Now, she's stuck on a boat with her worst enemy. Fights and bickering continue to take place between them and maybe a little something else too...
Hermione makes new friends and meets up with an old friend, Jessie: an arrogant girl who treats Hermione like dirt and desperately tries to seek Draco's attention. (Slightly AU)

Thanks to some of my awesome readers, this story has been translated into Chinese and Vietnamese. For information on how you can see the translated version, please check my profile!

Status: Working on chapter 26. In the meantime, you can have a look at my new one-shot, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!

Please note that the date of my last update is incorrect. Apparently there are some glitches in the system regarding to this. Chapter 25 was updated on the 7/09/09!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award in the Non-Canon Romance category

Please leave a review before you leave! It means a lot! You can check out the banner of this story on my author's page!

Categories: Alternate Universe, Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 84528 Chapters: 25 Completed: No
Published:
02/08/06 Updated: 09/01/08


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 02/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Cruise

Great job! I'm excited to see what happens... Keep updating!! =)

Author's Response: Thank you! Of course i'll keep updating! I hate to keep my readers waiting... unless of course it gets rejected or something..but so far the mods have been great!

 

Summary: It is only a few days after the end of the term of Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and as Harry is preparing to leave the Dursley's for what will be the very last time, he will hear some new and rather unfamiliar news.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5779 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
02/13/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 04/26/06 Title: Chapter 2: Sendt away

Very good! Keep writing!

Author's Response: Thanks! Right now I\'m working really hard to get chapter 3 out of my head and in to the computer ;)

 

Finality by Eilime
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 175]

Summary: One-shot

He tore, bit, sucked, breathed, scratched at her as her flailing arms and legs won no victory.

She stood in silence for a while, knowing but not caring that he still stood behind her. She heard him mutter something and warmth surrounded her. A figment of imagination. An unreal cover.

Euphemism.

Though she was warm, it didn’t reach her body, her mind, her soul. She was freezing.

A hand came to rest on her arm.

This time, she let him.

At that moment, Hell froze over.

Warning: Contains mention of rape. Nothing graphic.

2nd story in a series of Hermione/Draco one-shots (Check out my author page for more information)

Important announcement in my profile

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3049 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/06 Updated: 03/10/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 03/10/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Wow... very interesting! Definitely not the usual Hermione/Draco thing, for which I am grateful! I'm excited to see more...

Author's Response: Thank you. No, it's very different from the traditional D/Hr stories. I'm glad you liked it. There won't be more though, since it's a one-shot. But I have another D/Hr one-shot coming up soon. You can check my author page for any changes in updates or new stories. Again, thanks for the great review!

 

Back to You by CharmedLife19
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: Each are filled with six years worth of misconceptions, but after one strange night, both are about to learn that things aren’t always as they appear and sometimes, the person it all comes back to, is the one you want most to forget…

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations

Word count: 4152 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/19/06 Updated: 08/10/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 04/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Dying on the Inside (Part 1)

very good! too short!!!! keep going, i can't wait to read more...

 

Summary: "He sat on a flat rock, gazing at the reflection of the moon in the lake. He supposed it was typical of him, to look at the shine of the image instead of the real thing."



A younger brother reflects on separation and betrayal.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1111 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/06 Updated: 06/19/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 06/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Shining Reflections

That was great! Very different from what you usually read. Good job!

 

Not meant to be... by Ollie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Summary: How can you control yourself, when an innocent crush turns into infatuation, and love is conquered by selfish lust and desire? Can even the great Harry Potter resist being caught up in the turmoil of events, and resist the seductive trances of a certain red-haired figure in the darkness? (lyrics and words in italic are courtesy of Fall Out Boy)


Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2257 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 09/30/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 10/04/06 Title: Chapter 1: Not meant to be...

Wow that's really good! I read it without looking at the category, and it was really fun to try and figure out who is talking about whom. Keep writing!!

Author's Response: thank you thank you thank you! (enough said) i love potions by the way

 

Something Lost by Violet Phoenix
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: It’s strange how things turn out sometimes, I thought as I watched Lily and James together the evening after their wedding. It could have just as easily been me in his place.

James Potter wasn't the only one who loved Lily Evans.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2499 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/01/06 Updated: 11/04/06


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 01/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Something Lost

It's fabulous!

 

The Valiant Never by RJ Lupins Kat
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 159]

Summary: SBHG: Her best friends’ fates – and that of her world – lay on her shoulders. At 20, Hermione Granger can’t do it alone. But Fate steps in, and the Impossible gives her hope… and love. 'Sirius'... :Abstract Prologue:




Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 163662 Chapters: 36 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/07/07 Updated: 05/22/08


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 01/23/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3: Misconceptions & Other Half-Truths

Very interesting! I like it, and I'm eager to see where it leads. Keep writing!

Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you are enjoying the story. I\'ve already written through Chapter 10 (fighting with Chapter 11 as we speak), so as soon as I can HTML everything, I\'ll submit the next chapter. Thanks, again! kat

 

A Different Shade of Black by petra stare
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: It's the Trio's 7th, and last year at Hogwarts, they've fought and won the war against Voldemort with few losses, now at Hogwarts...There's alot of change. New professors, a new threat to Hogwarts students, and most importantly Hermione seems to find someone VERY interesting...

*Hermione/Older Character (not exactly her Professor...)*

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Student/Teacher Romance, Substance Abuse

Word count: 4397 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/07 Updated: 01/31/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 03/18/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Three Professors

Interesting! Please keep going.

Author's Response: Thanks, I\'ll try to add soon! Thanks for the read and the review!

 

Exposure by pheonixflame
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Remus is bored in class one day. New feelings are discovered - are they welcome?

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 1562 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/07 Updated: 04/28/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 10/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Pangs of Discovery

Perfect. I loved it.

Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Unexpected Responsibility by violet eyes
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Sirius Black goes to visit baby Harry Potter for the first time. But does he expect to be named Harry's godfather? *One-Shot*

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1110 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/28/07 Updated: 05/03/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 10/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Lovely!

Author's Response: Thank you!

 

Swallow Your Pride by KASK
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]

Summary: I'm not really sure how or when it happened. I'd say somewhere between when he saved my life (and didn't even mention it!) and our late-night conversation. Or maybe in third year, but I just repressed it. No matter when it happened, something clicked with James Potter, and I felt like a fool. Especially when I learned that he had a girlfriend. Hopefully with stories of a nude Petunia and my charm, he'll see the light.

This will be six chapters.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17517 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/15/07 Updated: 12/03/08


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 09/19/07 Title: Chapter 3: 'She Wasn't Drowning'

Absolutely brilliant. I love it. Write more!!

Author's Response: :D I have the next chapter; I\'m just between Beta\'s.

 

Love Will Never Die by I_LUV_MOONY
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS



Many were heartbroken when they saw Remus and Tonks dead. But how did they die?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 1312 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/08/07 Updated: 08/15/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Since you are such a fabulous reviewer, I'm going to return the favor. First of all, I loved this part:

The war had just gotten personal. She half-carried, half-dragged Remus to a small crevice. ...Tonks kissed him, then stood up to rejoin the battle.

And this as well

My heart isn’t Black enough. . .if you were a true Black you wouldn’t miss.”

I love hearing the story from Tonks's point of view, getting into her mind a bit. Remus's death felt a little rushed. I read that part twice just to try and get the impact of it, but I may be biased because I'm so terribly fond of his character!! Overall it was lovely and I want to read more of your writing!!

Author's Response: Thank you for the fabulous review! I liked writing those parts, just because I knew they would stand out to someone. I tried to make them meaningful. And pretty much the only reason I wrote it from Tonks\' point of view is because she died second. If I had written it from Remus\' point of view it would\'ve stopped a little short, or I would\'ve gotten into the risky business of writing about heaven. I had a tough time writing his death (I\'m also terribly fond of him) so that may be why it seemed a little rushed. Again, thanks for the review!

 

Unrequited by R_Ravenclaw
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 82]

Summary: Everyone assumes Sirius Black has never truly cared for a girl. They're wrong. It's just that he can't do anything about it.

Sirius/Lily? Read to find out.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15603 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
09/04/07 Updated: 03/28/08


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 09/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I like it so far! I'm always a sucker for Sirius-secretly-loves-Lily stories, and there aren't enough of them out there.

Author's Response: Thanks so much! I hope you\'ll read more! ^_^

 

Fighting for a Better World by Love_Lupin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: one-shot attempting to answer the question:

What happened in Remus and Tonks final moments?

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1022 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/15/07 Updated: 09/20/07


Reviewer: Soap Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: 1

Not rubbish at all. Quite lovely.

 
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