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Recently i have been having a terrible time of trying to add a new Fic Called Beastly Revenge. The site keeps kicking me out and it's driving me nuts. However until MNFF gets its gliches sorted out I have had no choice but to post it here.


Please read and review.

Update- I posted beastly revenge on MNFF two weeks ago so with any luck it will be up soon.

Update- I deleted Beastly revenge and tried again yesterday (16/08/05) Hopefully it will be up soon.

Update- 26/08/05 Still nothing. I am seriously considering emailing a mod. Any suggestions.

Update- (01/09/05)Ok so the queue re-opened a couple of days ago. BEASTLY REVENGE IS GONE. I guess i'll have to try again getting slightly miffed right now.

I'm a bit of a wannabe. I tend to just read other people's stories because mine never seem to come out right on paper. I also suffer from the most severe form or writers block known to man. Lack of imagination. However watch this space and you may find some truly abismal writting coming your way.

I am 21 years old and i come from Sheffield England. Home of the Full Monty Sean Bean Steel Jarvis Cocker of Pulp Def Leppard and well thats pretty much it. To be frank and i am only him on weekend usually it's an industrial town thats not very pretty or even very cool. As you can tell i don't like it very much. Oh yeah and since i am city bashing London is not all it cracks up to be. The touristy bits are great but the rest of London kinda sucks. I lived there for a while too i speak from experience.

I am into books of all kinds i am pro choice (for all things not just the obvious) i am anti organised religion (why should we go to church to prove that we believe when just believing should be enough). I am pro homo as may gay friends call it and Mardi Gras rocks.

I love movies old black and whites , the 3 layer technicolour ones when red is really red (if you've seen wizard of oz you'll know what i mean) all the way through to the computer generated animation of now. Fave include LOTR, HP (obviously) Loads of Disney's (too many to mention really) Highlander (i know cringe) Dracula (Copolla version... the hammer house was great but tacky). I could go on but i won't.

I love Most kinds of music blues rock pop jazz indie i don't like that whiney kind of country music although the foot stomping kind is ok in moderation oh and i am not fond of opera of anykind.

HP related my favorite characters are Lupin and Sirius. I am now their unofficial fag hag i have read every sirius/ remus fanfic on mugglenet (so far) and hundreds of non-mugglenet ones. Then the trio. My favorite straight "ship" is Remus/Tonks I think that's pretty much it and as i draw to a close I hope i sound interesting and insightful and halfway intelligent. If not who cares.

Oh yeah i did this quiz and i know internet quizzes are a bag of sh!te but this was my result fairly accurate i think.

you are palevioletred

Your dominant hues are red and magenta. You love doing your own thing and going on your own adventures, but there are close friends you know you just can't leave behind. You can influence others on days when you're patient, but most times you just want to go out, have fun, and do your own thing.

Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan.

Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.
the spacefem.com html color quiz

The HP Male Marriage Quiz
made by Sapphire.

Another one thats scarily accurate.


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Oh yeah saw this quote on atarwyns profile and loved. I think that i may have to filch it.
Harry: Wait -- you’re a WEREWOLF!?!
Lupin: *sigh* Yes.
Harry: Are you F*****G serious?!?!
Lupin: Yes, that too.
Harry: … wait … what?!?!?!
Lupin: Uhh … whoops. I didn’t say that.

Many thanks to Kay and Mel and Tangle and Orlaith. I love you guys . You rock.

a Gryffindor!

Arroooo. Werewolves of London greatest song in creation

these are a few of my favorite things . . .

sean bean and viggo and david wenham too;
for faces and voices and the way they look at you;
perfect male bodies tied up with g-strings;
these are a few of my favorite things.

cream-colored buttocks and crisp whoopsiedoodles;
running 'round naked with bouncing mcnoodles;
hard tattooed bodies with sweetness that swings;
these are a few of my favorite things.

men in white undies on blue satin linens;
profiles and noses and lips that sing “come in”;
eyes so enticing they melt everything;
these are a few of my favorite things.

when sean bean stares,
when viggo speaks,
when david just smiles,
i simply can't remember a gosh-darned thing;
they drive me completely mad.

Viggo is Love.

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??Which colour of Death is yours??
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Aren't i a happy teddy ? lol!
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My pirate name is:

Iron Anne Read

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Me and Orlaith (aka Mad Mary Flint did this quiz) we rocked

Paranoid:HighSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:HighAntisocial:LowBorderline:Very HighHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:Very HighDependent:ModerateObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate
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Our Founding Fathers by hfan2002

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: "Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs...Noble men, working tirelessly to help a new generation of lawbreakers." -- The first instalment of the "Complete User Guide to Marauding." Sets down the general beginnings of what was to be an unbreakable friendship among four boys. The marauders in their first year, ah, is as expected to be filled with pranks, detention, full moons, and incidents with a new foe, Snape, as they grow as friends, and come to accept certain differences between them. As said before, all in a days work for the marauders. Please R&R
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/02/04 Title: Chapter 6: The Strangeness of Lupin

Very Good.(Pat on the back). Up date soon. Keep it up. (gives a bucket of praise and a 10)

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/02/04 Title: Chapter 5: Snape vs. Potter

I can't wait to see this quite brilliant prank. Yay!!!

Detention for Two by bexpotter

Summary: Slash- One Shot-Remus/Sirius. When Remus and Sirius are forced into yet another detention together a heartfelt conversation takes place between the two of the them.
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/22/04 Title: Chapter 1: Detention for Two

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The vile little creep i'll pull his legs off. Nasty little bastard. Grr. Can't you write him out of the story asap make him die an awful death anyway yeah 10 for your story

The Long Wait by ancientgirl

Rated: Professors •
Summary: This story has been posted on several sites dedicated to the pairing of Hermione and Severus Snape. She is 22 in this story, and there was no relationship between the two while she was a student. If this pairing bothers you, please don't read.
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/14/04 Title: Chapter 29: Epilogue

I am so pleased that are going to write more. You are very talented. I love your take on Crookshanks cussing like a sailor. I think that your story is very impressive i only wish i had half your talent and imagination.

Author's Response: LOL, I figure that animals don't have to go by the same code of conduct we do so why not. Thank you for the compliment. I appreciate your support, and look forward to your future comments.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/01/04 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well to start i was a little dubious to read another 'botched' attempt at a hermione/snape story. (And trust me i've read a few). Put i put my fears aside and just read it. AND I AM SO GLAD I DID. Like i said i have read a few hermione/snape stories most of them bad pwp's. But yours is fantastic. Yours has depth. And you show great skill in your writing. It has characther developement and it's funny and charming. So all in all i loved it keep going. To quote a very famous hat (sort of) " You could be great you know". Oh yeah i loved the addition of Osiris.

Author's Response: Thanks for giving this a chance. I agree with you though, I myself have read some pretty pathetic SS/HG stories. But, I've also read some absolutely fantastic ones. Thank you for the great compliment on my writing as well. I am also pleased you like Osiris. I think he's wonderful, and I have a feeling you will find the new friend he has coming up to be interesting as well. Thank you for your support, and I hope you continue to enjoy this tale. Oh, and might I suggest a couple of really good stories? Go to Ashwinder, which is a SS/HG site, and look for: Naked Journey by. PlaidPooka, You Know What They say about Necessity, by Jade Orchid, and Blood of a Virgin Witch by Selened. All great writers, and all wonderful stories, with great plot.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/09/04 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

WHAT! He's a complete bastard i take back all the nice thoughts i've been having about Prof Snape. The greasy git. He's just so, so MEAN. !0 for your chapter loved it

Author's Response: Well, don't be too hard on him. I know he's being an ass, but he thought they were trying to play a joke on him. So you have to look at both sides of the coin. Thanks for reading.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/09/04 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

OMG! OMG panic panic panic!! Whats she gonna do keep it or get rid. Oh hell fire. What is she gonna tell Snape oh crap. 10 Brilliant never saw that one coming

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/09/04 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

LOVE IT!! poor Hermione. Hurrah for the reinforcements if only draco the cat and the bird Dumbledore and the rest of the facutly could just get their respective heads together and get the 2 most stubborn people at hogwarts in a room together there may just be hope. 10

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/09/04 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

next chapter next chapter next chapter. (please note that was all chanted like a british football/soccer hooligan, although i am not so sure that they can read so i'm not sure that they know what a chapter is) Anyway i am back from my little tangent. Your story is fantastic. hurry up and post again i need to know that all ends up well. 10 again

Author's Response: You've been busy! If your chant like the British football fans sounds anything like the Americna football fans here, I at least hope you are in the privacy of your own home. If not, you must be getting odd looks. I've got a chapter waiting to be validated. I can't add but one chapter a day to be validated, site rules. But as soon as the one I've got up gets okayed, then I'll upload another one. Thanks for reading. I'm glad you are enjoying this.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/10/04 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Oh God you can't kill off Osiris!!!! He's brilliant. I know you say it's not as it seems but please as a heartfelt Osiris fan don't kill him! I am gonna stop this rather frantic plea for life as i am getting funny looks from my work mates. Any way great story i wait with bated breath. 10

Author's Response: Come on, you don't honestly think I would kill my little Osiris do you? I'm going to upload another chapter today. Hopefullly it will be up soon, and you can see what's happened to Osiris.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/10/04 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Ohh phew (wipes tears from cheeks and sweat from brow). No i didn't really but well in never thought that JKR could kill off Sirius (i an gonna get things thrown at me from the sirius denial gang aren't i...nevermind) But i still love your story.

Author's Response: True, and I"m sure we won't expect the next person she kills off to have gotten killed either. But Osiris is a fun character for me to write. I mean, I may write another story in which I kill off a nice character, but I would never kill Osiris!

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/13/04 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Oh well done nice save. Loved it loved it loved it. see i'm so excited i'm saying things three times. Well done 10

Author's Response: Thanks. I'm glad you liked this last part.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/13/04 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28

Yes! Ron got what he deserved the nasty little toerag. (Ok thats me done with uncharacteristic Weasley bashing) But i love this story and i would love to find out what happens to little Raven. Keep writting you are very talented don't let it go to waste.

Author's Response: I've never been too fond of the Ron character anyway, so I felt no remorse doing this to him. I have two small sequels coming in which you will see more of these characters. I'm also writing a longer sequel, which I will post the first chapter to after the first two stories. Of course its a WIP so you won't get the updates as fast as this story, but this one was already written. Thank you for the wonderful compliment, I really appreciate it.

Ultimatum by Marauder

Rated: 1st-2nd Years •
Summary: Sirius has loved Remus for a couple of years, and James is sick of watching his best friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. Fic also includes Peter, McGonagall, Andromeda, Tonks as a little kid, Regulus, and cameos from Filch and Lily.
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/14/04 Title: Chapter 1: Ultimatum

This is one of the best R/S fics i've read and i've read alot of those. but everything you have done has been done well neither was too camp which i have encountered. But this was brilliant

The Ever Secret Diary of Sirius Black by Amalynne

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Summary: Sirius Black is dead, but a memory of him still remains. Rummaging through Padfoot's old possessions, Remus finds a bit of the past in a diary. Sort of a Tom Riddle's diary experience with a 16yr old Sirius Black.
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/08/04 Title: Chapter 7: Start of Term Feast

I started reading this awhile ago but i lost it and couldn't find it again. (So many fanfic sites so little time.) But it's excellent keep up the good work and yes Sirius does seem like a bit of a pillock

Author's Response: But you like anyway? Interesting... pillock, new word for me, you must be english. Oh gosh, the first few weeks, I had the worst trouble figuring out this site, I'm technologically challenged.... and I feel so priveleged that you read my fic when there are so so many out there, merci. -Ama

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/21/04 Title: Chapter 9: Woes and Women Troubles

EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!Euch. Bellatrix (venomus evil vile bitch of a woman) and rodolphus. that all i have to say on that subject. And it is possible to like someone who is not real. Although i am not sure as to what extreme you can. Like the story

Padfoot Prohibited by Liveley

Rated:Past Featured Story
Summary: Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.
Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 12/20/04 Title: Chapter 6: Prongs' Potion

Loved it. Keep up the good work. Oh yeah your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Author's Response: Uh... is there someone else up there I could talk to??? You don't frighten me, English pig dog. Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Little Loony," you and all your silly English Knnnn-ig-hts!"

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 03/07/05 Title: Chapter 12: Purple Hazing

i'm reviewin, i'm reviewing keep your hair on. Excellent loved it. I laughed all the way through. But ooh the mystery Raven Situation. i Shal wait with bated breath until it is resolved -holds breath- do it quick because i am going to turn purple and purple is not a good colour on me.

Author's Response: Oh please don't hold your breath too long... You won't find out until the sequel and that's IF I decide to do Sirius/Raven in it... Sorry! Thanks so much for reviewing tho!

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 01/26/05 Title: Chapter 9: Dumbledore Dare

i don't care how short that was. I love that song and yes i want to watch anger managment immediately. and it's only funny in real life when that song is sung doing 40mph down a dual carriage way with your head out of the window at 2 in the morning. Not that i have ever done that (ahem). Now i may have to sing it on elevators just for the giggle. Keep up the good work and update soon

Author's Response: ...Was that you? I remember that. Hehe.

Reviewer: Little Loony Signed
Date: 01/19/05 Title: Chapter 8: Diarrhea of the Mouth

Very funny keep it up. And yes i did notice the movie quote. I was wracking my brain to try and remember where it came from. But i throughly enjoyed the story.

Author's Response: Don't you hate when that happens? Sorry, I love to quote movies.