CEDRIC DIGGORY IS THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE AND I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM!!
I'm obsessed with Harry Potter and with Star Wars, and all of my friends know that veeeeeeeeeeery well.
I finished Deathly Hallows in 29 hours--I started at 9:30 AM on Saturday and finished it 2:30 PM on Sunday. It is one of the 2 books I have EVER read that made me cry!!
I'm up to 14 chapters on my fan fic, which IS OFFICIALLY BACK UP!! YEEEEEEEEEES!!!!
This is the banner for my story. It is also a link to my story--GO MELIA! For those of you who have been to my page before--yes, it is new. But I like it better!
And also, check out Marmara's story, A Prank A Day Keeps the Doctor Away. Our stories are companions. She's my friend Melia and we share Whimsical Writers (my website)
All of the banners and icons on my page were made by Melia. She makes banners, so contact her if you want some.
And for a bio of my real self and of my fan fiction self:
Lives: In the States (I won't divulge any more than that...sorry!)
Born: In Bitburg, Germany, as a US citizen abroad.
Hobbies: Singing, playing piano & organ, IM/Email, Listening to Phantom (JUNKIE AND PROUD), and reading romance novels/watching romance movies.
Favorite song: ANYTHING Phantom, basically anything Weird Al, My Heart Will Go On, Memory, Cell Block Tango, Jesus Take the Wheel, Before He Cheats, You Raise Me Up, and many many more!
Favorite movie: OH, SO MANY! OK, Phantom, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Guardian (the only movie ever to make me sob hysterically) Hairspray, The Outsiders, Somewhere in Time, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Notebook, Titanic.
Email: do you REALLY think i'm going to tell you? Just contact me.
Best friends: Melia, JJ, Ruan, Sydney, Amelia, Summer, Cayla, Courntey, Nikki, the list goes on!
List of hot guys: #1: Cedric Diggory #2: Patrick Wilson (aka Raoul)/ Gerry Butler (aka Erik, the Phantom) #3:Hayden Christensen (aka Ani Skywalker)/ Leonardo diCaprio #4: William Moseley (aka Peter Pevensie) and Zac Efron (aka Troy Bolton) #5:Tobey McGuire (aka Peter Parker...he's a dweeb, but a CUTE dweeb! ^_^)/Harry (New Goblin) #6: Dyllan Christopher/Kevin Covais (from American Idol, aka Chicken Little) #7: Jake McDorman (aka Raymond from Aquamarine) #8 Orlando Bloom in Pirates #9: Superman (Brandon Routh and Chris Reeve) and Will Stoneman from IRON WILL#10: Daniel Radcliffe
# of Assignments I have involved Cedric/Robert in: 1. Persuasive paper 2. Everything for the loyalist, moderate, patriot debate 3. A picture I would like to go into (Me and Robert getting married!!) 4. Harrison Bergeron 5. Trail of Tears 6. California Gold Rush 7. Civil War Magazine....and many more!
Name: Serena Harris
Lives: in Diagon Alley
Born: In London, at St. Mungo's
Hobbies: Playing Quidditch, reading, singing, listening to Phantom of the Opera
Favorite subject: Charms
Favorite teacher: Sprout
Plays Quidditch? Yes, Chaser
Friends: Best friends are Marg, Suki, and Ruan, but I have others.
Love interest: CEDRIC CEDRIC CEDRIC ALL THE WAY! THE HOTTEST GUY ON THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
OK, I know this will sound CRAAAAZY, but I came up with a new idea for a ff--an idea that my friend told me is crazy enough that I just might be able to pull it off. Gone With the Wand. It is, of course, a parody of Gone With the Wind. I need some help getting started, though. I need votes (either through reviews or by contacting me) so I know where to make the setting. Should it be:
A) Competely AU, set in Georgia during the American Civil War
B) Semi-HP, set during a war with Voldy-poo
I'm opting more toward completely AU, since I've had to draw some pretty outlandish sibling ties (Patil twins related to Hermione; Lavender, Angelina, and Harry all related; Luna related to Ron and Ginny, etc.) So, please vote and let me know what to do!!
The HP Male Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
DUMBLEDORE??? KILL ME NOW!
The HP Boy Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
CEDRIC! Yay! I swear I didn't do that on purpose!
The HP Family Quiz made by Sapphire.
Cool! I'm a Black!
The Weasley Boy Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
RON?? RON??? *faints*
be sorted @ nimbo.net
You're one hard-working, loyal, compassionate little thing, aren't you?! Well, there are some good things, and some bad things about that. Bad things first, so after you're let down and crying your eyes out, plunging into a state of depression, I can cheer you up with the better facts. Bad thing, your house has a horrible rep for being a bunch of wimps. Sorry. Good thing, it's not quite true. You're tough! It's hard to be loyal! And remember, Hufflepuff is you! Don't be ashamed of yourself.
Hufflepuffs to Remember:
Yay I'm a hufflepuff!
This is a link to Melia’s page. From her page, there is a link back to mine.
These are our dresses for the Yule Ball.
Melia made all of these banners and icons for me. You must ask me (who will ask her) if you want to use them.
OTHERWISE IT IS CONSIDERED STEALING!
Rated: [Reviews - ]
Author's Response: *sigh
Awwwwww thanks for mentioning me in the author's note! How sweet! LOL
Give me chapter 4 when you are done.
Actually, give it to me once you read this review.
I don't care if it isn't finished!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response: :) I know, so sentimental! I shall! Thanks
OH, and i just read ur response to another review!
BFF, Marg, BFF!!
Author's Response: *hugs* BFF!
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME CHAPTER 2 WAS UP!!! Gosh, you were, like, the first to know when mine got accepted!!! Is chapter 3 in queue??
Author's Response: um Serena, where have you been for the last year?!?! but just for you, if you start updating a lot then I will too. :D
LOOOOOOOOVE IT MARG!
I can't believe my fic got rejected!
when it comes, EVERYONE READ IT! IT'S A COMPANION TO THIS!
Author's Response: Thanks!! Keep trying, we will get it eventually!!
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
OMG, this is sooooooo hysterical!!! I absolutely love it!!!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks! I love getting new readers.
Haha, that's so great about Josh Groban! I LOVE him! Keep up the great work!
Author's Response: Thank you! I love him, too.
I loved his description of McGonnagal! That was hysterical! And I saw Weird Al sing "You're Pitiful" in concert!! Anyway...that was sooo awesome!
Author's Response: The description of Minnie was borrowed from an email I got with some really bad writing. YOU GOT TO SEE WEIRD AL LIVE?!?! *Falls over dead.* Darnit, now that I\'m dead from extreme jealousy, I can\'t write anymore..
Hysterical! That's all I can say!
Author's Response: Thanks! That\'s all I can say!
Awww, i want it to keep going! It was so great!!! Great job!
Author's Response: Thank you! There is a bit of a sequel, but just the first two chapters...
That was quite funny! Nice job!
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
I was wondering if you could maybe post the rest on Mugglenet as well...? I don't have a twitter account (and would rather not create one, as I'm alread addicted to Facebook as it is, and I don't need another addicting website in my life! :)) but I would still love to read the rest.
Author's Response: No, the thing on Twitter was an experiment... it's not a real story! ^_^ It died, too, though... sadly...
Summary: How it could have ended differently for Hermione and Draco...
Link to A Thousand Words: http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/viewstory.php?sid=19465
Now i'm CONFUSED!! I loved the original ending, but I like this one too! THIS IS JUST LIKE PHANTOM!! Except different...I think Draco deserves Hermione more than Erik deserves Christine....but anyway...I think this is probably my favorite ff that i've read...and you're amazinng!!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Author's Response: Thanks! ^_^
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
That's was great!! I loved it!!!!
Author's Response: Wow, thanks!
Summary: Lily decides she's had enough of Severus' fascination with the Dark Arts. She confronts him about it. Snape/Lily, pre-James/Lily, MWPP era, might contain DH spoilers. Based on the song "Gotta Go My Own Way" from High School Musical 2.
I really, REALLY liked it!!! Plus, this is my favorite song from HSM2...
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Haha, that was great!!
Author's Response: Aw, thanks! It was fun to write!
Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!
The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.
There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.
That was so amazing!! Our school did Les Mis this year, so I was singing along to all of the songs...absolutely hysterical!
Author's Response: Thank you! And I am so jealous... my high school did Les Miserables THE YEAR BEFORE I CAME. Now I will never have a chance of being Madame Thenardier!
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Aww, that was so sweet!!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! This is probably my favorite story I've done. ^_^
Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!
This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!
I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
Author's Response: Why, thank you!