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Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 715]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06

Reviewer: KMG Signed
Date: 01/14/06 Title: Chapter 4: Dear Dumby - Issue 2

This chapter was one of the best so far. I really love how it is playing out, not only with Ron and Hermione, but with Snape and the Minister of Magic. In your next Dumby edition, why don't you put in one of the ghosts? Or a house-elf? (Dobby!) Anyway, you're doing a great job. Hope your chapter five and six get on here soon!

Author's Response: I'm glad you enjoyed it!! I'll see what I can do with Dobby, but I have a feeling I might be getting in waaay over my head with all these people and twists etc!!! Oh well, I'll give it a go!! Chapter 5 is now up!! Yay!!

Reviewer: KMG Signed
Date: 01/23/06 Title: Chapter 5: Ah, The High Road

That was really the funniest chapter yet! I loved the part when Ron had blood from biting his tongue to keep from saying something to Hermione. And the part with Snape. R/Hr! I do have to wonder how long this will go on because Ron seems awfully clueless and neither seem to want to admit their feelings. So far this is an awesome fic! Post again soon!

Author's Response: I'm really pleased you thought it was the funniest chapter yet - I liked it too!! Nah, I don't think Ron is quite so clueless - otherwise he'd never have written in to Dear Dumby - er, I mean, his friend would never have written in!! Ok, you may have a point!! Lol!! Anyways, I'm glad you like it, and I'll try to update soon!!

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