Penname: Ithinkrabis2people [Contact]
Real name: Alex
Member Since: 12/08/05
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My name's Alex. I'm an English teenager with a love of writing (though I tend to spend so long planning that the actual story never gets written...)

*I'm recently getting back into the fandom after an embarrassingly long, International-Baccaluareate- induced absence. I was PI-accredited, but lost the account during my hiatus - I may get myself re-accredited, if I have enough time.* I hope to squeeze in a few fics (and maybe even get some original fiction written...) inbetween doing a degree in Archaeology and Anthropology at Cambridge and occasionally getting a bit of sleep...!
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The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?

Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 02/14/06 Title: Chapter 7: Weekend At Draco's

Oh. My. GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I love this story! I can't even begin to explain why it's so funny because I'd be here all night. It's good, let's just leave it at that . . . !

Author's Response: I like being funny. It makes me happy. *Feels warm and fuzzy inside*


Revenge of the Serpent by QuIDdITch_PlaYA
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 201]

Summary: Voldemort is vanquished, Ron and Hermione have moved out of the Burrow together, Harry and Ginny are in love now that she is fresh out of Hogwarts, but not everyone is happy. When Harry leaves on a mission for the dwindling Order of the Phoenix, he is kidnapped by remaining Death Eaters who are out for revenge. This is Ginny's story, of rescuing the man she loves. Post-HBP


The Sequel, With Tired Eyes, Minds, and Souls We Slept is up!

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations

Word count: 16226 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
07/24/05 Updated: 03/02/06

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 06/13/06 Title: Chapter 5: The Beauty of the Ring

Wow! This is really good so far. "Gin, you there?" That reminds me of an MSN conversation! lol! v. good story

Author's Response: Thanks haha


Dear Dumby by Oppungo
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 714]

Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!

Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18182 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
11/09/05 Updated: 09/08/06

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 02/08/06 Title: Chapter 5: Ah, The High Road

Parvati should definately use Ron because that would make Hermione jealous, beating her at her own game, mwahaha! Can you make a house-elf write in? Maybe Winky? And maybe Trelawney? I love this story! It's really origional and soooo funny! Add more soon please!

Author's Response: Mwah ha ha ha! How evil!! We'll see...(though some of you may know how evil I can be!!) Having a house elf write in is a good idea, but I'm not sure what they'd write in about, as they're happy with their lives. I like the thought of Trelawney, I'll try to put her in!! I'm really glad you like it, thanks for reviewing!!


Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 301]

Summary: Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy.


*Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance- Canon.*


Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 67909 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
11/21/05 Updated: 12/21/05

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 20: Heart of the Moon

OK, I have one teeny-weeny little complaint about this one.

"The Quibbler ran an article that said the disease could be spread by a sneeze, or a handshake,"

As a Ravenclaw, I feel compelled to stick up for Luna's father. Come on! That sounds more Prophet than Quibbler, or at least it does to me...

[/flamey part of review]

Anyway - whoo for Remus/Tonks! One fic down, many more to come!

Author's Response: The \'Lunatic Larry\' of my Matchmakers fic wouldn\'t print it, but the Lovegood who okayed a story with the \"Allegation that the Tutshill Tornados were winning the League through a combination of blackmail, broom-tampering, and torture.\" and one that \"Alleges that Fudge\'s dearest ambition is to seize control of the goblin gold supplies and that he\'s had goblins murdered to further this.\" (Quotes from the HP-Lexicon) would definitely not be above such an article, sad to say!

Author's Response: *blows horn* Huzzah! *throws confetti* You\'re my 200th review! *blows horn again*

Last year, Magical Maeve, who I will heart forever, :), posted this entire fic in one month so I could start posting the sequel in January. Could that happen these days? I don\'t think so, lol. I appreciate her, and you too, for being so nice to go beyond reading and review! ^_^

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 13: The Moon and Sirius

Ew! The final part of this chapter always scares me a little. Just the image of them sneaking off in the middle of the party, then being caught as father and daughter. *bleurgh!* And of course, it's Priscilla! As in, Evan's b!itch! *dies*

On a side note - Whoo for Sirius/Cami! They're so cute!

Author's Response: No *bleurgh* (appropriate word! LOL) interaction. Prissy is too icky to imagine past a certain, eye watering, point, heh. Yay you like Cami and Sirius! =]

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 14: Harlequin's Moon

Oh, bugger... This could have gone slightly better...

Poor Tonks! *hugs* Though I did enjoy the "father/daughter" scene at the fireplace. Why is that type of humour always funny, even when you know it's wrong? *giggle*

Author's Response: It\'s only funny if the people are trying to be funny instead of pervy, LOL.

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: New Moon, New Beginning

I've already read my way through this series once, but never reviewed. Now I'm going around again and thought I'd pop my head in every now and then!

First of all, I love the characterisation here! I've not seen an OOC moment, and if I have, it's been so insignificant that I've forgotten about it!

Hehe! I also love Tonks' side job! "Slag Duty". It actually sounds kind of funny... *ahem*

Well, I'm going to and read on! Just reviewing to say that you're one of my favourite authors!

Author's Response: I wish my name was Ithinkchocolate2people, because I\'d send you the most expensive, sinfully good chocolate on the planet for being such a fab person and making my day!

Slag duty has its moments when Remus is involved, heehee.

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 16: Vanished Moon

Hm... This chapter's got me thinking a bit...

What if Tonks hadn't picked up the wrong wizard? What if she'd left Remus there?

If you ever get bored of writing their proper story, it'd be nice to read a "What if...?" version of events! *puppy-dog eyes* (Sorry for the pun!)

Author's Response: The series is currently 4 chapter fics, 10 one-shots, and 3 poems, LOL, so boredom isn\'t a problem. :D Do you mean what if she\'d taken Remus home instead of walking off? The story would indeed be different, lol. I liked building up to that moment in Butterfly Summer and having it be one of love, because I\'m an old fashioned romantic. ^_^

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/18/06 Title: Chapter 3: Dancing with the Moon

Haha! I think the parts of the fics when they're not "together" are probably some of the best bits! They're just so entertaining! XD

Author's Response: Aw, thank you! I feel like Gypsy Rose Lee singing \'Let me entertain you!\' (without the stripping, LOL)

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 19: Shadow Moon

Oh, poor things! *huggles various characters*

I actually found the "neutering comment" rather funny. Does that make me twisted? XD

Author's Response: Then we\'re both twisted! LOL *hums random eighties song that goes \'you spin me right round, baby, right round like a record baby, right round, round, round...\' :D*

Author's Response: Then starts singing C\'mon baby, let\'s do the twist....ack! Look what you\'ve started!


Summary: The classic Christmas carol done up Hermione Granger style!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 531 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/30/05 Updated: 11/30/05

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 08/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: The Twelve Days of Christmas . . . from Hermione

*wipes coke from keyboard* This is really good! There were a few places where it didn't "flow" too well, but it's the kind of thing I can see the Twins singing in Hermione's ear just to wind her up!

Author's Response: Hahaha! That\'s kind of what I was going for - thanks.


A Wolf in the Moonlight by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 546]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen her old pal Rory calls in a favour, Tonks searches for a missing girl with the help of her new love Remus and his 'dog' Snuffles

*Sequel to Once in a Blue Moon*

*Ch 20 Quote*

It was the happiest Christmas of my life.


Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 74599 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
01/05/06 Updated: 05/31/06

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Moonlight and Roses

Whoo for fic2!!

Also, congrats on this being a featured story. You deserve it!

Author's Response: Whoo hoo for you reading fic two *scoops up confetti fallen to the floor after celebrating you being the 200th review for Blue Moon and tosses it into the air again* :D

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 7: Reflections of Moonlight

There is no Duran Duran playing in my head - I think it's a bit before my time! Lol... I imagine Patrick Wolf's "Accident and Emergency" and Wolfmother's "Woman" if I need a soundtrack to this. They work pretty well, actually...

Lol-ing so bad at Jerreth's mother. If he wasn't so loveable, I'd say you hate him, giving the poor kid a mother like that!

Author's Response: I love oldies music. There is no \'time\'. From jazz to pop, that\'s why it\'s classic! :D Mrs. C loves her Jerreth. She may strangle him with her apron strings, heh, but she\'ll do it with love. ;)

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/19/06 Title: Chapter 3: Promise by Moonlight

Hiya, me again!

I've actually grown quite fond of Rory. I don't kow why, though... And, of course, Jimmy is just a sweetie!

OK, I looked back at the responses for my reviews (yeah - I'm that sad!) and I just had a couple of extra things to add...

1. Yeah, I know the Quibbler's made some random stuff up before, but that wasn't insulting to werewolves! *pouts*

2. What I actually meant with the "What if?" was if they had never actually met that night. It'd just be interesting to see how Tonks' life might have been without Remus. That was all I wanted!

*ahem* Back to the fic at hand...

Author's Response: I\'d be sad if you didn\'t look back at your responses, since MNFF doesn\'t send them in an email like other sites. LOL at okay to libel everyone except werewolves. I think the Quibbler is \'equal opportunity\' heehee. Tonks\' life without Remus? Inconceivable! :D

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 11/21/06 Title: Chapter 5: Moonlight Run


I love this chapter. Interrogation is always fun, and I like the idea of Tonks being a good teacher for some reason... The fortune cookies are very interesting. How long does it take you to come up with them, or do you find them on the internet?

One other thing that I've only just realised is that you tend to say "lips curved" instead of "smiled" - I like it! It's a really nice touch.

I also enjoyed the Tom & Jerry reference! ;D

Author's Response: Yay for you liking interrogation and Tom and Jerry...there\'s a correlation there, somewhere, LOL. I scan internet sites to find companies with sample cookie fortunes, tossing out the dross and keeping the \'gold\', heh. I think of curving lips as amused, but privately, or just-between-us, instead of an open smile. I\'m glad you like that too!

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: Chapter 13: Loving Moonlight

I knew that cat's name sounded familiar! I resorted to Wikipedia, and found out that Dr Evil's cat in Austin Powers is called Mr Bigglesworth! OK, it's not exactly the same, but isn't far off! :D

I'm glad Sirius and Cami are working out, though I'm really not looking forward to reading the OotP fics... :(

Author's Response: I do have a habit of tweaking names to be inspired by a person or character, not a crossover, heh.


Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 08/05/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chasing Moonlight

Was trying to make some post-DH Hallows banners, and when I tried to make some memorial ones... Well, this was the best place to come drown my sorrows...

Are you going to do a cannon DH story, or go AU? It'd be nice to see someone do them justice, seeing as how their death was so... *sigh* ... Well, it felt distinctly heartless... Ooh, do both! :D

Hm... Just read your page - it's a crying shame you don't Beta. Is there a reason, or could someone change your mind with the right fic? It's probably a no, but a girl can dream... ; )

Loving the story, as ever...

Author's Response: I write too much to beta full time, but if there\'s ever a chapter or one shot giving you trouble, my email\'s on the author page! :)

About DH, I\'m going to stay canon, but end the fic before certain events happen! After that, well, I\'ll fly a banner too- AU fan fiction- the way it ought to be! :D

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 08/13/07 Title: Chapter 18: Music and Moonlight

It'll only get worse. Blacks are notoriously managing. Almost as bad as Prewetts.

I love it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much! I miss Sirius...seriously...sigh.


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 02/14/06 Title: None

You posted this on didn't you?! I'm Golden_Snitch btw, I like this story, please post the rest soon. What happened to it on Shadows, did you get banned or something?

Author's Response: Yeah I got banned I posted something a little bit rude (though in my opinion they overreacted a little!) it was my own stupid fault really! I post this story all over the place, and it looks like I'm a little behind on this site, my apologies!

Reviewer: Ithinkrabis2people Signed
Date: 02/14/06 Title: None

You posted this on didn't you?! I'm Golden_Snitch btw, I like this story, please post the rest soon. What happened to it on Shadows, did you get banned or something?

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