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Real name: Jessica M.
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Hi, I'm Jess! I absolutely love Harry Potter and the world that goes along with it, and if I could, I would DEFINITELY attend Hogwarts!! I spent the summers before I turned 11 praying that I would get a letter inviting me to attend. =) Ihaven't given up hope yet! Who knows, my owl could have gotten lost while crossing the Atlantic Ocean. =P

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw
Quidditch Position: Chaser
Favorite Class: Transfiguration or Charms
My Zodiac Sign: Aries
What I Would See in the Mirror of Erised: Myself surround by pounds and pounds of chocolate. ;)
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Descent by Seren
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 61]

Summary: His happiness nourishes me. He surrounds me, swallows me, tears me apart and puts me back together, and makes me feel more alive. He is my fire. I am his, to the last breath. Nothing exists without her. She is my infatuation, my fetish, my fixation, and my drive. I cannot let anyone else have her. Harry and Hermione slowly descend.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders

Word count: 3568 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/18/04 Updated: 11/18/04


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/08/06 Title: Chapter 1: Descent (One-Shot)

That was amazing.

You didn't include any background information, unnescessary details, etc. and that was what made it so good. Besides the way you have with words, that is.

 

April Rain by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 455]

Summary: ***COMPLETED!***Five years ago, half way through her third year at Hogwarts, Regan Jayden was expelled for reasons only she and a very select few know. But now that she's been allowed to return-- under certain terms-- in what would have been her graduating year, will she be able to regain the trust of her fellow Hogwarts students, and of herself?

Excerpt from story: Merlin, he was going soft, Draco thought as he tried not to grimace. He'd start spouting off poetry in a minute if he wasn't careful. This whole love thing was sending him round the twist.



Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations

Word count: 84064 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/10/05 Updated: 07/09/05


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 11/27/05 Title: Chapter 20: Legalities and Lemon Drops

Honestly, this was an amazing story. To tell you the truth, I started reading it way back in around May or June, before the 6th book came out, and I thought it was the best fanfic ever written (although, to be quite honest, it pretty much was one of the first I had ever read). I had to stop reading it because, alas, there were no more chapters. So I bookmarked it and then almost completely forgot about until this week! (Don't be offended, I have over 150 different sites saved to my favorites.) Anyway, I started reading again on Friday, and read it straight through, and I finished it today. I actually made this account because I felt that I absolutely had to review. Your story was wonderful... beyond words in fact, and I absolutely fell in love with Draco, although I had never really liked him in the books. You are an amazing writer and I really, really, really, hope that you write a sequel. I loved Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and I loved this new side of McGonagall. I loved the sarcasm and cynicism (sp?) in the story and I thought it was simply awesome... as you can tell, I'm lacking for words to describe it! Thanks so much for providing me with the oppurtunity to read it. (:

 

Summary: It’s Harry Potter’s Seventh Year in Hogwarts, and Lord Voldemort is close to overthrowing good once and for all. He’s got it all: a goblin desk, Albus Dumbledore’s quill, one billion, two thousand, six hundred and ninety-eight slaves and a secretary…not to mention the entire world. It’s time to put himself into the history books properly - as the evil genius he is. Unfortunately, Lord Voldemort has a bad case of writer’s block…with hilarious consequences.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9134 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 04/24/05


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 6: The Day After Tomorrow

Haha! What a funny story! I was smiling to myself the whole way along. Love it. =]

 

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 3: Repetitive noise is a form of torture

That was a particularly funny chapter, especially the part where Hermionie was just, "I hit stop." Hahaha, 10/10.

Author's Response: I loved that part. So funny.

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 7: Weekend At Draco's

Hahahaha! I absolutely loved the lists that Snape wrote. They were brilliant. You are brilliant! =]

Author's Response: All Hail The Lists!!!!!! Seriously, everyone loves the lists. Probably because they are so very funny.

 

Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 7566 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 11/05/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 1: Memiors of a snake...

Hahahaha! Incredibly funny. Especially Day 743... I laughed aloud!

Author's Response: Thanks! :-D

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Say It Ain't So!?

Simply hilarious! I loved the little schedule thing. =]

Author's Response: I liked the schedule too. Though I really think Nagini needed more time devoted to torturing Wormtail. lol

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 5: I’ve like, so had it here!

Why'd you end with a cliffhanger? Haha. I love how Nagini seems almost human. 10/10!

Author's Response: I like cliffhangers, lol. It\'s to build up to the next chapter. :-)

 

Fool Me Once... by Crickette
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 208]

Summary: “You were the first thing they took from me,” whispered Sirius. “My only happy memory. I haven’t thought of you in fourteen years.”

“And I’ve had to think about you everyday. For fourteen years,” said Miriam, darkly. Her voice trembled. “I win.”

Miriam Daniels had lost everything she’d ever loved the day Sirius Black was sentenced to a life in Azkaban. Now, years later, she needs to find the strength to accept a past drastically different from the one that she had just begun to acknowledge as truth. Will the most celebrated Healer in England be able to nurse back to health a broken heart and shattered dreams? Or will a secret kept locked away for fourteen years drive Miriam even further away from the man who once adored her?

A/N: A/R with aspects of MWPP-era-ness! I hope you like it!

NEW CHAPTER! I really hope you enjoy it.


Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 62137 Chapters: 18 Completed: No
Published:
05/15/05 Updated: 06/29/07


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 07/05/06 Title: Chapter 6: All Dressed Up...

AHHH!!! I love it, I love it, and I love it some more!!! You totally made me wish I were Sirius's date for the dance. I nearly DIED when you made him say "There. Now she's perfect." *swoon*

 

The Young and the Wizardly by Moon110581
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 189]

Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 22906 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
06/04/05 Updated: 04/30/07


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 2: Letters

Hahahaha, this is definitely a soap opera. So much drama, and only two chapters. Teehee. =]

Author's Response: lol I imagine the it\'ll get even more dramatic as it continues

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/11/06 Title: Chapter 5: Lies, Laughs, and Unhappiness

Oh my gosh, you are brilliant! This is so hilarious. I cannot wait for your next chapter!!! I just love how you included everything that could possibly go wrong. Especially with McGonagall being impregnated by Crookshanks. I will never think of either of them in the same way again!!!

Author's Response: Thank you so much for the enthusiasm!

 

Take My Heart Away by Hatusu
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 959]

Summary: Past Featured Story Hermione goes back in time with one mission: to kill Tom Riddle before he ever comes to power. A difficult task, correct? An impossible one, she realizes, as a love between them grows stronger than anything she has ever known. Now Hermione has a choice to make. Will she condemn the Wizarding world to almost certain destruction, or will she take the life of the one boy she has ever loved?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 39417 Chapters: 19 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/27/05 Updated: 12/17/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 12/17/06 Title: Chapter 18: Black Rose

I added this story to my favorites quite a while ago... and I just got an email saying it was updated. I hadn't been on MNFF in a while but I just reread this whole story, beginning to end, and it was wonderful... you're such a good writer! You really know how to make the reader imagine what's going on perfectly... it was so sad and so beautiful and I can't wait for the epilogue to come out! I need to know what happens! =)

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 7: Enemies Closer

Did you say the story was finished? NO! That can't be the end! What happens? Pleasepleaseplease, make an update!!!

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 07/04/06 Title: Chapter 7: Enemies Closer

Oh, nevermind, I realize now that you meant that you had finished writing, not finished updating. *phew* Anyways, AWESOME story, never read anything like it. I can't wait to read the next chapter. 10/10

Author's Response: Lol, this is definitely not the end. There\'s still about ten chapters to go, and in some ways, it\'s only the beginning. Thanks for the great review!

 

The Upside of Being Down by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 506]

Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?



And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.



Well... not entirely.




Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 117222 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/19/05 Updated: 03/07/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 2: When Toadstools Run Rampant

I love your writing, and I love both of your stories! April Rain I read first , a while ago, and was my favorite story on this site, but then this one came along, and I love it too =) I love how she cross-stiches and how her and Sirius are "avid nappers". I can't wait to finish reading but... sleeping always ruins everything.

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/24/07 Title: Chapter 19: Bigger Than Two Quaffles

AHHH, I absolutely loooove this fic. It's amazing. It's like one of those books where you want to get to the end sooooooo bad, but you also don't want it to end, because then it would be over! I love Tia, and I love her amazing narration. =) Can't wait to finish!

 
Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/26/07 Title: Chapter 25: Follow the Big Green Arrows, They Know What They’re Talking About

Awww, such a good story. I loved it... I wish it wasn't over! Won't you please consider a sequel? ;)

 

Perfect for Each Other? by Lilypudding
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 65]

Summary: Lily Evans has a crush on a certain Gryffindor in her year, and his name isn't James Potter. Find out what happens when Lily, with the help of her best friends Andromeda and Alice, try to get Sirius to go on a date with her. But are they perfect for each other? Only time will tell. See how Lily got over a girlish crush and met the true man of her dreams. This fic was moved from the Marauder Era. COMPLETE!

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12436 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/08/05 Updated: 02/08/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 12/06/05 Title: Chapter 2: The Date

Oh my goodness, I just read your story, at one of my reviewer's recommendations, and I just wanted to tell you that ours are really similar. I don't want you to think I'm copying you or anything! I submitted the second chapter on Monday, and it involves Hogsmeade... and my third chapter, which I also submitted on Monday (but which got deleted because I already had one in the queue) involves a diary entry from Lily. This is really coincidental, and again, I don't want you to think that I'm copying you. By the way, thanks for reviewing me! Your story is very nice, by the way. I just have a question... how did Alice and Andy know what Lily wrote in her journal?

Author's Response: Wow... great minds think alike. Our stories can't be too similar- you're faster at writing than I am! Anyway, I'm really glad you reviewed, because I honestly thought your story was ripping mine off after I read it, and I was really concerned about that. I'm very glad we got that cleared up. I'm glad you enjoyed my story- my friend MalfoysMistress told me that she reviewed your story saying you should read mine, and I was afraid you wouldn't like it because our stories are so similar to each other. Andy and Alice know what Lily writes in her journal because they tend to read along with her as she writes, especially Andy, who is sort of obsessed with diaries. Please tell me your story doesn't involve Lily visiting the boy's dorm (not in that way!) because thats what I have planned for the third chapter, which is about halfway done. I should be writing it now! *smacks self* Anyway, I really appreciate the review, it means a lot to me that you cared enough to review. Thank you so much!

 

Summary: Severus has never seen the appeal of repetition, particularly of things that ended badly the first time. In his life, he has kept one pet, owned one broom, and had one close friend.

Winner of Mod Quicksilver Quill for Best Novel! Thanks, all!

Rating and warnings do not apply to all chapters; I just didn't want anyone hooked and then shocked.


"What is it?" His mother held out her hand, and he put the letter in it wordlessly. "Are you eleven already?"

His father lowered the newspaper to look at the calendar. "Yesterday. ‘Appy birthday." And that was the end of that.


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 132470 Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/05 Updated: 03/06/06


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 12/06/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Letter

One word: AMAZING.

Seriously, it was amazing. The past you've created for Severus really makes you think about why he might be the way his is now.

I've added it to my favorites and given it a 10. Keep up the awesome work!

Author's Response: *feeling massive amount of pressure regarding subsequent chapters...* Thank you! Working out a likely past for Severus is -- well, not fun, exactly, there are too many awful bits, but an interesting puzzle all the same. Plus, of course, there's that strange feeling of merely taking dictation and then trying to put the notes in order. Thanks for the review!

 

The Thoughts of Tabitha by mugglegurl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 334]

Summary: Meet Tabitha, the fourteen year-old daughter of Harry and Ginny Potter. What happens when she finds herself attracted to the son of her father's worst enemy? Along with a set of new characters, and the return of some old ones, this teen will find the meaning of friendship and family.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 28993 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
03/02/06 Updated: 08/07/07


Reviewer: this isnt jess Signed
Date: 06/23/07 Title: Chapter 12: New Developments

Love the story so far. It's very creative and interesting. I hope Quinn and Tabby make up soon enough, and you absolutely must get some romance going between Decimus and Tabby... even though her and Darren are an item! And Gareth! It'll be a love square =) The only thing I think you should do would be to describe those three boys in more detail... I'm not sure what they all look like yet!! Keep writing... =)

Author's Response: Decimus looks like his father, but isn\'t as pointy. Darren has chestnut brown hair and hazel eyes, and Gareth has very dark hair and intense purple eyes. Hope that helps, and thanks for reviewing!

 
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