Penname: Lissa Reynolds [Contact]
Real name: You-know-who
Member Since: 11/08/05
Website: http://technicolor-werewolf.deviantart.com/
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Status: Member
Bio:
Website: Right now, my DeviantArt account, which sucks cuz my scanner doesn't like my fast new computer. Leave a comment anyway?

Real Name: Comes in three parts and doesn’t include ‘Lissa’, ‘Cassandra’, or ‘Reynolds’, forcing me to create an online persona with that name.

Eyes: On my head and the color of mud.

Hair: Shorter than I would let them cut it in seventh grade and only a little different from my eye color.

Height: Shorter than you, unless you’re my sister, one of my brothers, or my boyfriend when I’m wearing heels. (Hah!)

Age: As old as my nose and a little older than my teeth.

Relationship status: Taken. Go away. *wonders why anybody wants to date her in the first place*

Fave non-HP books: Here There Be Dragons, Alice in Wonderland, etc., The Hobbit, etc., The Chronicles of Narnia, The Great Tree of Avalon, Surviving the Applewhites, and many more I can’t remember. Sorry.

Fave music: Anything written before I was 8-ish, but especially Queen, Nirvana, Green Day, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, System of a Down, John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson, Avril Lavigne, Nickleback, Primus, Flyleaf, Offspring, Linkin Park, Van Halen, Drowing Pool, Evanescence, and many more I can’t remember. Sorry.

Fave non-HP movies: Star Wars (but not so much the trilogy they just made), The Princess Bride, Beauty and the Beast, Pirates of the Caribbean (*gazes at Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom*), Lord of the Rings...um...I’m not much of a movie watcher. Anyway, same general rule of thumb for the movies as for the music.

Favorite Ships: (This is the part where I prove just how strange I am)

Draco/Ginny (*hides from my sister*)
Severus/Lily
Remus/Tonks
Ron/Hermione
Dobby/Winky
Luna/Ron (but only one-sided)
Moaning Myrtle/Harry (again, only one-sided)
Moaning Myrtle/Draco (one-sided, I guess)

Favorite Characters: Sirius, Bellatrix, Remus, Tonks, Ron, Sev Snape, and Moaning Myrtle





Sob. Cry. Sniffle. You lead an awful existence, tortured by those such as your father, your House, Harry, Voldemort, Snape, and the list goes on. Often going hand in hand with Slashy!Draco, you are usually paired up with either Harry or (ew) Lucius. Sometimes suicidal, sometimes just very fond of how blood looks on your pale skin, you bitch and whine throughout the whole story. How depressing.

Find out which Draco you are.


Is ANYONE surprised by this? (I know I'M not...)
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To Love a Werewolf by Antipodean Opaleye
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary: Nymphadora Tonks is deeply in love with Remus Lupin. But he refuses to accept her, causing her tormet deep within her heart and soul. Will he ever like her more than as a friend?

Categories: Poetry, Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1576 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/27/05 Updated: 03/31/06


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 11/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: To Love a Werewolf

'Need to know if you should write more'?!! OF COURSE you should write more, I really like this!

 

Summary: James finally asks Lily out. The problem is, he chose a roundabout way of getting to her. Plus, he stands a high risk of breaking his neck in the process. Told from Remus Lupin's POV. Rated 3rd-5th years for slight language and mild innuendo on James's part. One-shot.


A/N: Quick note to all: I am sorry, but there are no plans for a sequel for PC. I hate to disappoint you all, but I feel that the story is better standing alone, leaving the rest to your imaginations.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2497 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/22/05 Updated: 10/22/05


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 11/29/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Prongs Complex

'the Prongs complex'? Omg, I cannot stop laughing. Must...add...to...favorites...

 

Revenge by NickiGrint
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: I look into the confused mind of a young Tom Riddle. Please read and review.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/03/06 Updated: 11/06/06


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 1: Revenge

Wicked. Oh, but poor Tom...

Author's Response: thanks for reviewing. And also thanks for saying you like myiste....I gotta update it. Yet again I suffer from lazysitus

 

How Predictable! by HPwizzzard
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 126]

Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1721 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 06/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: How Predictable!

*laughs so loud that the entire house looks weirdly at me* Soooo funny! I love it! KEEP WRITING this stuff!

 

Summary:

Featuring...

Moony, the Academics Specialist

Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant

Prongs, the Sports Guide

and

Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant

Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/22/06 Updated: 04/21/07


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 05/06/07 Title: Chapter 2: Ronald Weasley

I like it...very funny, I want to hear more...and I wonder, is Sirius going to tease Remus some more about Tonks? But do as you wish. Keep up the good work!

Author's Response: That\'s for me to know and you to find out soon! Thanks for reviewing!

 

Among the Ranks of Heroes by Chaser921
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Moments after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, he meets someone he never knew existed who tells him something he doesn't quite believe...



I am Chaser921 writing for Gryffindor for the Myth and Magic Prompt

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1978 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/16/07 Updated: 02/20/07


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 05/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Squee!

 

Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!

Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/21/07


Reviewer: Lissa Reynolds Signed
Date: 05/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules

HAHAHAHAHA!! I love it!

Author's Response: I\'m glad! Thanks for the review!

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