Penname: goddess of light [Contact]
Real name: Olivia
Member Since: 10/27/05
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Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.

Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 01/28/09 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter Twelve: Normality, Almost

This was hilarious, truly hilarious! I hope you're going to complete the sequel, for if you do not we shall all surely perish from an odd combination of spontanious combustion and marshmallow-bag strangulation. Admittedly, it would now be out of date...but maybe you could factor that in to the plotline? After all, in your hilarious story the literary world and the actual world do coexist...anything to finish the story! The world needs some decent comedy now that the series is over!

Author's Response: Wow, thanks so much for such a great review - I know I've let an awful lot of people down with my lack of updating on the sequel - and you're right, it's really because with the release of DH my entire idea is now nonsense! However, comedy is the key element here, and I actually have started writing it again. Chapters 5 and 6 are completed but I want to get the story nearly finished before I start updating again or else my updates will become infrequent and I will be lynched. I've kept you all waiting 2 years already! Keep an eye on the sequel, things should start moving soon enough. :D


Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 595]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 01/20/07 Title: Chapter 4: Curiosity

I've read all this already, and I think I reviewed (sorry if I didn't, this account is rather new), so all I will say is, Isn't it ROYGBIV?


What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 09/08/08 Title: Chapter 7: The End (Finally)

This story is the most random, hilarious, peculiar, slightly disturbing hunk of goulash that I have ever read. Fantastic! You are right, Dudley definitely does suffer from stupidity, and the whole series would have been better if it had included Harry's fixation with pools. I am shocked that Webster will not respond to pleas to put Shexxazonicmulipulsclorosis in the dictionary. Five billion one hundred and elleventy-two thousand nine-million-hundred and four point eight out of ten, because you just deserve a number that awesome.

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 09/06/08 Title: Chapter 2: The Handsome, Amazingly Smart and Talented Remus Lupin!

Sorry, will put a real review when I reach the last chapter, but until then I must indulge myself and correct your grammatical errors:
Very early on in the chapter Vernon says "Harry by lad" (“Harry, by lad, would you really do that?”), which just makes no sense, it must be changed to my! *eye twitches*

Also: “Funner,” contracted Vernon. " which I suppose should be corrected. Sorry for being so obsessive!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 09/06/08 Title: Chapter 6: A Dead And A Not So Dead Persons Are Back

Again, not a real review yet, just to grammatical errors: 'before it gets to freezing', and: 'Do you know that Harry has been through while you were gone?'


The Young and the Wizardly by Moon110581
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 189]

Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 22906 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
06/04/05 Updated: 04/30/07

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 10/13/06 Title: Chapter 8: Missing

So you have submitted the chapter then? Oh, good! I have become decided, I officially love your story. I am now obsessed They had better let the chapter through soon, or I fear my recently taped-together head may not be able to take it. Also, a word of friendly advice: when I have writers block, I just smash the block with my hammer until it falls apart. Then it takes a while to get all the debree away from my copmputer, but it's all worth it in the end, and it's still quicker than waiting for the block to move on it's own. I mean, really! Those things are slower then mollasses going uphill in January.

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 02/14/07 Title: Chapter 10: Creatures of the Night

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RMUNUFUGRMNTGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOO MUCH SUSPENSE IS BAD FOR MY HEALTH, YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and yes, i do mean the mental kind)

Author's Response: omg it will be ok! I can\'t be held responsible for your mental health! lol

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Hermione's Awakening


Author's Response: that a good thing?

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 09/29/06 Title: Chapter 8: Missing

Aw, man! This is so funny! Yet even more wrong! Wrong. Funny. Sick. Augh!! I really do not know whether to laugh like a lunatic and urge for a new chapter or run from the room screaming and procede to throw up. It's good though. Very good. Exept I'm so confused! *(not particularly about the plot) I-I-.....I just---*head explodes*

Author's Response: That is a fantastic review! thank you so much!


Another Side of the Story by Slian Martreb
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 97]

Summary: Everyone knows about what it was like for Harry Potter to enter Hogwarts for the first time and fight the Dark Lord for the Second. But no one knows what it was like for his best friend. No one knows what it was like to continue standing in someone's shadow. No one knows what it was like to always be second-noticed. No one knows what it was like for Ronald Weasley. This is an account of their first year through his eyes, told his way. No warnings, unless you count sibling rivalry as GA. I know the first chapter is long, but it's worth it to set the story off right. Enjoy! Please review and let me know what you thought! Please, please review! Chapter Eleven is up and I beg your forgiveness for being so long with the updating!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 52532 Chapters: 13 Completed: No
09/05/05 Updated: 03/22/06

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 03/23/06 Title: Chapter 12: Trolls and Truces

Actually that would be TWELVE fauthful reviewers=-) great story! update soon! PLEASE!

Author's Response: Glad you're enjoying. Next chapter is already in Q.

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 06/12/06 Title: Chapter 13: Snitches and Secrets

good idea! this way wde won't have to wait forever for you to get the hapters out!(not like i an talk, seeing as I've been writing sine fubruary and still don't have my story out)

Author's Response: *blush* It was supposed to work; I haven\'t had the chance to update in ages and I hppe to get some more up here over the summer. Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 03/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: How it Happened

I am your twelfth (faithful) reviewer! Your story is great! More please!

Author's Response: Twelve reviewers for twelve chapters. So easy to keep count that way, don't you think? Next chapter should be going into Q soon; just a matter of typing it up.

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 04/09/06 Title: Chapter 13: Snitches and Secrets

HURRY UP AND UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!great chapter!)

Author's Response: I am trying; but life is a bit hectic. I dont' think you can expect this chapter for another two weeks or so, especially when you consider the update on the site. But I do hope to have something up again for you soon. Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 10/01/06 Title: Chapter 13: Snitches and Secrets

Over the summer huh? Sheesh! Even I don't take this long. May I just say something?: 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please?

Author's Response: I\'m trying! I\'m trying!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 03/28/06 Title: Chapter 13: Snitches and Secrets

cool! i'm the first to review! great chapter! i really like the part at the end wher hermione can't even read his answers!=-)! this is great!

Author's Response: Thanks!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 03/28/06 Title: Chapter 13: Snitches and Secrets

oh yeah, i forget one thing...UPDATE!!!

Author's Response: Soon!


Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 08/31/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Okay, Kelsid. It's been a year. The whole year between posts thing? Not appreciated. You used to update weekly!! Geez! You appear to have written yourself into a corner, too. But it's not too late to quickly reintroduce some semblance of plot! You started diong that! PLEASE write more. Please? Do you even remember this story? At all? Reread it and write or something!!! Please? PLEASE?!?!?!

Pretty please with sugar on top?

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 01/22/07 Title: Chapter 4: In Which Many Things Happen

IIIIIIIIIII seeeeeeeee a tyyyyypoooooooo! (really, I do, what would Avada Kedvra be? It seems you've missed an A.) This is I think the second error I've (for want of a better word) complained about in about two days, for which I am so sorry, my next review will probably be one of exploding laughter, but until you update I think I'll just keep obsessing over tiny errors. O.o My way of torturing you into updating. MUAHAHAHA!....yeah.

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 06/11/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7


I am shocked that crazy fans such as myself let you live long enough for a WHOLE YEAR OF HIATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: goddess of light Signed
Date: 06/11/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Wait, it didn't let me finish my review!

*cough* anywho...


Awesome chapter, by the way. Drop dead hilarius.

WRITE MORE!!! Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Before I have a brain apoplexy!

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