Penname: lady magician [Contact]
Real name: Sarah
Member Since: 10/25/05
Status: Member
I'm long retired, this is simply an archive page. You can contact me on my Facebook page, above.

Out of the Blue: My first ever poem on this site. It starts a universe, which i call the "out of the blue universe", as all poems i write after this (unless i say otherwise) follow the 'logic' of this poem. Its a Post-HBP, Ginny POV poem.

Haunt my dreams no more: This one follows the "out of the blue universe", but it takes place before Out of the Blue. It's Harry's POV.

The Sky Lament: Possibly my favorite, as it wasn't originally planned to be a Hermione poem, but a poem for me. This is in the "out of the blue universe" AND takes place after "out of the blue". So technically, in a logical sequence, this is the next one after 'Out of the Blue'. Hermione's POV

A lot to live up to: My Ron poem. I say it takes place in the "out of the blue universe", even though it follows none of the logic. Lets just say Ron took a break one day and wrote it sometime after 'Out of the Blue'. Ya.

A World of Dreamery: The finale of all four. Ridiculously long, but I couldn't trim it even if I tried.

Bliss Era - The Happiest Man Alive: What can I say? It's post-DH. No more of my poems from now till whenever will be from the OotB Universe anymore.

Kudos to:

Wise Owl (Hi Rania! Shes of the elite on ths website. to me atleast:-P)

Saveginny417 (Juli SO TOTALLY ROCKS. She's one of the nicest reviewers out there, and a really great friend. She also has a fic or two of her own, one of which she always takes forever to update. But who can hate a girl like her for not updatin'? she roxmahsox :-D)

Hermione499 (Heather, the sweetest reviewer ever)

Dragon_Warrior (JJ, the goofiest girl i ever met. She's so great :-D)

Euphrates (Kate is, IMO, one of the best poets I've ever read poems for. Her fics can send chills up anyone's spine, her work is so very powerful. She's also a really great friend. Drop her a review on on of her bajillion fics, and she'll review you back too!)

Sana (Sana's a really friendly reviewer who's always ready to talk about anything and everything under the sun. Check her bio for cool quizzes :-])

And of course, all of my lovely reviewers!!

P.S.: Just in case any of you were wondering, I dont update my fav list anymore, I'm too lazy. So don't take it the wrong way if ur not on the list!

My OTP is Harry/Ginny, and I ship (but don't read fics for....Oh shut up I like the H/G section only) Ron/Hermione, Tonks/Lupin, and James/Lily. Pretty much the whole canon shabang, including Luna/Neville, even tho Jo bashed their ever being together that one time on her site *grunt*....


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Just 4 Fun:

...and which lesser Harry Potter character are you?

Which HP Kid Are You?

It's weird that I get Bill and Harry, considering I'm a girl and all...



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Happy Birthday, Draco by painterchica
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 41]

Summary: It's Draco's birthday, and Ginny wants to make it as special as possible. Hopefully, certain things won't get in the way...All hail OOC Draco...

Categories: Draco/Ginny, Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1037 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Happy Birthday, Draco

lol...ginny and malfoy : ONLY FOR USE IN HUMOR FICTIONS!! (go harry/ginny!!!!)


Addicted by Lady Wolf
Rated: [Reviews - 35]

Summary: Skeletons in the proverbial closet? Hidden talents that drive one mad? Obsessive compulsive behavior? All this and more can be found within this trilogy of insanity. Characters admit their addictions and, for the most part, have nothing to be ashamed about.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 2806 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
11/14/04 Updated: 11/16/04

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 3: Addicted Three

hahah they were all hilarious!!!! 10/10


Summary: COMPLETE - This is about a cooking show called 'Cooking Adventures with Elysia' and in this episode, Elysia, the host, has a very special guest......SEVERUS SNAPE. Comedy. Very funny. P.S This is a real recipe!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1485 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: One Shot

HAHA i like the part with the muggleorn students, too....hehe u made hungry though *goes off to make fudgebars*


Rated: [Reviews - ]


Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: None

nice one! very original putting willy wonka in harry potter...luv it! 10/10


Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/24/06 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls

*thumbs up!*...hehe....i love the personalities u gav them in the made-up story...hehe...hermione-stalker, ginny-smoker


Summary: This story is about Harry's struggle...his struggle to obey his mind when his heart is screaming out in protest .

It's about Ginny's secrets, her aching heart, and where her loyalty lies.
Mainly, this story is about friends, those you can trust and those who can't trust you.

Reviews are fun and easy! So don't shy away from stating your me, it feeds the fire so I'm not left out in the cold! ;)

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 100265 Chapters: 44 Completed: No
05/23/05 Updated: 07/10/07

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 03/27/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

ya well this is my 428th!! BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

and the 1570's review on the story. nah nah nah nah boo boo :-p


Author's Response: hehehe! Truly this competition between you and Juli-da-cat where you try to one up the other is highly reminescent of Paris-Rory situation on Gilmore Girls (think early seasons) ;)

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

lol i support brazil but when they lost im going for italy now..theyre one of my favorite teams and i support anyone against germany!!!! lol no offense to the german supporters here...

Author's Response: I T A L Y!!! Woot woot woot!!!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 11/05/05 Title: Chapter 10: Ditzy Blitz

Yea, Harry, i expected more from you, too;)...this chapter is making ur story all the more interesting!...bring in chapter 11!!...10/10

Author's Response: Hehe thanks lady magician, I put ch. 11 up just now after reading your review! It's going to be a...surprising chapter!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 09/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

hehe...well im writing a new one right now and i really dont know if it will be gud enough but heck ill try for u guys!!!!

Author's Response: Hey is this submitted when you wrote the poem....aww how review pages are a part of history in the making! ;)

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 04/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

*chews enthusiastically on her juicy fruit gum*..I do NOT eat too much sugar! and juli made that shirt like a MONTH ago!! :-P

Oh and i didn't know that we dont know that we e-mail you...

*keeps chewing huge wad of gum*

Author's Response: Ay you! Gimme some! Make it spearamint, that\'s my fav! Oh and I didn\'t know that you didn\'t know that you didn\'t know that you all email me! Guess what? That trail of logic actually works!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 03/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

:-) you know us, rania, were ur girls:-). We'd never leave you. :-)

I dont have a life to speak of so im always there, and juli comments every few days, and i think heather must be busy as heck, cuz she comments like once a month lol.

I feel so sorry for ur rotten luck! that really, really sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy your back again, rania, its never the same without you! AND WE DO NOT HATE YOU! even if we tried we couldnt.


By the way i got a new poem up!!! check it!!!

Author's Response: :D Seriously we could head off to Spain and go running with the bulls if Hawaii isn\'t doin it for ya! (you\'ll understand once you\'ve read allllll the reviews)!

I totally read your comments...I just couldn\'t respond! And yes my luck sux! I read your poem (of course). That I am not the first reviewer makes me...GRR!!! but I am the most verbose! :D :D :D I love your poetry inspire me!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 03/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

by the way: u really need to update ur bio! :-P

Author's Response: I totally do..but its 4 am here and i\'ve been responding for hours so I\'m not gonna do it now...but soon I promise!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 01/27/06 Title: Chapter 29: The Gamekeeper Returnís

hahahaha i agree too boys can be sooooo immature...especially my classmates *rolls eyes*, Harry beat the crap outta Dean!...well he DEFINATELY deserved it..the blind git -_-...and i agree with Hermione 499, I loathe him now!!!...and why oh why did u take out tonks and charlie?...bring them back soon pleeeeease they brighten things up!...and Hagrids back! i think im talking too much like always! chapter PLZ ^_^

Author's Response: Charlie and Tonks...well their definately not gone for good! Charlie will be back rather soon (obviously Hagrid has to go)! Can't say much about this I'm'll see!!!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 03/14/06 Title: Chapter 31: The New Professor

ah well its 11 more now..ah w/e already read the chapter..fantastic as always, Rania...hey guys some ppl from my school are going 2 the united nations in may and im one of them! soo nervous! a good speaker but not that great!..i can just hope i wont hafta say 12 for god's sake...12!!!! how am i gonna do that!...

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 04/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

GUYS GUYS OMG! DID U C MUGGLENET? ITS NOW LEAKY MUG! EMERSON AND MALISSA ARE GETTING MARRIED!..oh that sounded odd..kinda like Luna Lovegood...but its true guys!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 12/22/05 Title: Chapter 22: Dumbledoreís Army Returns

brilliant! the DA is baaaack... iam rlllly agreeing with camel_devine...does ginny knowwwwwwww??????????? chappie, plz!!! 10/10

Author's Response: DA is back! And growing in numbers...Next chapter is in que...I'm not sure if I made it in before the deadline, so you never know, it could be out before que reopens. Does she know? Of course! Read Camel_Devine's response for more detail. Thanks for the review Lady M!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 04/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

*snort* if nobody knew that..SUPER SECRET! well, *geeky voice*...according to laura on the most recent episode of mugglecast, he becomes a hotdog vender! yep, "Harry's Hotdogs", smackdab in the middle of times square...hehe...

well, i just finished a novel, To Kill A Mockingbird, a classic, of course, which i really shouldnt be reading seeing as my english teacher told me we'd be doing it for next year. oh well. i paid my own money for it. on to Peter Pan!! (yes, i am aiming to finish many classics, and it is my hopes to read Gone With the Wind next, adn i hav read Animal Farm, another book i should wait to have read.

*contiues rambling well into the night*

Author's Response: Was that sarcasm young lady? Hmmmm...methinks you\'re gettin\' a little uppity there! Juli you\'d better get that ego deflation pistol from Heather\'s shelf, we\'ve got a live one here! Oh and I vote Harry is the teacher (cuz he totally lives!!!)

Mockingbird was me interested in law as a career! Did you read the Chronicles of Narnia books? They\'reeeee greattttttttttt!!!!! <<<<----endorsed by Tony the Tiger ;) Go Kelloggs!!!!!!!

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 08/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

Guys, new poem up!....I really hope Rania comes back soon.

Author's Response: OMG good job girlie I\'m off to read it!!! I always love your poetry!!!


Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

no france beat brazil! lol support italy sarah

Author's Response: Woo Hoo Go ITALY

Reviewer: lady magician Signed
Date: 04/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Which Witch is Which?

lol, its ok, i dont mind, im not so deep into baseball that i would like die if the yankees lost! that would happen in a world cup game. Go Brazil! *waits until 2010*

Author's Response: I\'m soooo confused! I don\'t know any thing about baseball! hehehe

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