Oomph!! Bad girl, Ginny, what a hypocrite!!! "Harry's obsessed with Jerry and is wrapped up in his career and doesn't spend enough time with me and we can't have our anniversery in France and it's all his fault" and then she has sex with another man! HYPOCRITE!!!!
Summary: Cowards die many times before their death's. The Valorous taste of death but once.
-William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
What happens when you win the battle, but lose the war? What happen when Harry defeats Voldemort, but loses everything in the process? Rated R for Drug/Alcohol abuse and sexual abuse in later chapters.
great story!!! I love it!!!
Update! Update! *all readers start chanting* UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! 10/10 for ur brilliance.
Summary: After the trauma of his sixth year Harry and his friends enter into their last year of magical education at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The trio try to balance passing their exams with fighting Voldemort and planning their futures. Despite all that, romance will fill the air with wedding bells ringing out. This year Harry is in more danger than ever when his enemy finds new ways to try and get the Boy Who Lived. Voldemort’s presence will be felt more than ever as he steals more lives; can Harry find himself before its too late? And what adventures will he have along the way?
If you haven’t read Harry Potter and The Girl Who Lived then I would strongly urge you to do so because if you don’t then this story probably won’t make any sense to you. Be helpful to writers by Reading and Reviewing!
The very last chapter of this fic has been reworked. Please re-read there's more about the kids in there! Also my author's notes on the final chapter have also been added. Ten part fic related to this going up shortly!!
The five students sitting at the Gryffindor silence were engaged in an uneasy silence. Gryffindor silence??? Surely that's meant to mean Gryffindor TABLE??? But you get 1.0000000000000000/10 anyway coz it's such a brilliant story!
omg, SNAPE! SNAPE! The GOOD GUY?!?!?! Wow. Well done. Good ole snape! ^_^
I so nearly cried, and that for me is a miracle. I NEVER cry in stories and films, but I nearly did! That was oh, sooooooooooooooo emotional! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, dumby died. Boo hoo :(
AAAAAAAAAAA! This story is so good, I don't want it to end EVER!!!!!! Gawd dammit it's incredible! 1000000000000000000000000000/10!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO, It can't be! It's NOT OVER!!! NO It's just a bad dream, this isn't happening! OK, I'll just close my eyes and wake up 2moz, and there will be a new chapter to read, it CAN'T be over yet! AAAAAAA, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
“AND JUST WHAT DO THE TWO OF YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?” she bellowed. Harry and Ron jumped out in to the hallway as though they had been electrocuted. “We were just saying goodnight…” Ron said to his feet.“Well, it looked more like mouth to mouth resuscitation to me!” OMG, that was SO funny, I was laughing my socks off at that!!! Ha ha ha, 10/10!
Summary: You can't choose who you fall for, it just happens. Like it or not, fate will always have its way...
Hermione's had a crush on Ginny for many a year now. And Ginny's just coming to realise her feelings for Hermione, when looking for an escape from the terrible night before. The two might find themselves facing the most wonderful christmas ever. But the real question is - how long can it last? The story is finished. It leaves on a bit of a cliffhanger, but you know how it ends.
great story! But don't you think that they would have some thought about lesbianism? Wouldn't they be screaming at themselves and feeling ashamed all the time? Wouldn't they be trying to avoid each other and trying not to be even in the same room? They wouldn't go for a lesbian relationship that easily, I think. It would take all the embarrassment to begin and then there'd be the trouble of keeping it a secret. Your fic is amazing, but I think you should have done it more gradually - it happened very suddenly!
Author's Response: Thanks for your review. I just read it again and yeah, I guess you're right - it did happen a little suddenly and should have been more gradual. Since I'm already 3 chapters into the story (and 4 is in queue) it'd be silly to edit it. But thanks for the review and I'll bear that in mind then next time I write a story like this :) Thank you. xx
great story, keep updating!!! *adds to favourites* 1000000000000/10!!! Soooo emotional, aww you had to leave it there, I was looking forward to what Molly was going to say, dammit, goddammit, you're so annoying!!!!
So: Harry loves Cho. Cho loves Harry. Ginny loves Dean. SOMEONE loves Hermione. Ron and harry want to copy hermione's homework. Hermione refuses to let them. Draco hates Harry and harry wants to beat the butt out of him. Colin is none other than obsessed with Harry Potter. Is that a pretty accurate summary of the story? It's so funny!
Author's Response: lol!! Yeah, that's pretty much it!! lololol
Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
Dear Dumby - I have got this problem that an author is writing a story and isn't updating it fast enough. What can I do? From harryandginnyxx. Yes, like, get my drift, I've only JUST read it but you're already taking too long to update!! Let's just face it, ur amazing! A billion/10!
Author's Response: Dear harryandginnyxx, I'm sorry that the author isn't updating fast enough, but very glad that you like the story enough to want her to update fast!! She will try to update before the submissions close for winter break, but if not, she will definatly update as soon as they open!! Love Dumby
Author's Response: Wow!! I'm amazing!! Yay!!! Thank you!!! a billion out of 10?!?!?!?! WOW!!! You guys seriously are amazing with your ratings!! Again, thank you!!!!
Was that last one the Bloody baron? It was SO funny! Honestly..."Or simply just hand out sweets!" Hilarious. Keep updating, PLEASE! I'm lovin' it! 100000000000000000000000000/10!
Author's Response: Yeah, it was the Bloody Baron!! I'm glad you liked it!! I will definately keep updating, don't worry - chapter 5 is in queue!! And WOO-HOO for breaking limits!! Especially by that much!! Thanks for reviewing(and of course, for exceeding limits!!)!!
Dear Dumby: When is the author next going to update? I'm enjoying the issues too much. They are really funny and I can't wait for the next chapter just for the hell of laughing my ass off. Please accept my compliments for your excellent writing, and don't forget: I LIKE PIE!!!!! Sorry I had to say that. One GODZILLION out of 10, and good luck with the next chappie. It's amazing! From harryandginnyxx
Author's Response: Dear harryandginny, The author has already updated!! The 5th chapter is in queue, so hopefully it will be up soon!! And the author is working on the 6th chapter right now, but she can tell you that it will include letters from HerbsRox05 and someone who's already written(their name would probably give it away, the HP characters aren't too big on subtlety!)! Yes, laughing (whether its your ass off or just the regular kind) is very good!! The author very happily accepts you compliments!!! And also thanks you a lot for giving them to her!! Hmm...pie...yes...great!!! (Lol, an extra YAY for randomness!!...and pie!) ONE GODZILLION OUT OF 10?!?!?!?!!? Double YAY for totally, completely, exceeding limits!!! Thank you!!!!!!!! Love Dumby
Dear Dumby: I have this problem where I can't go more than five seconds without an update. Please may you do me a favour and update soon??? The thing is, I'm simply enjoying it too much. I love your ideas, they're original and funny. Please update quickly. From harryandginnyxx.
Author's Response: Dear harryandginnyxx, I am very sympathetic to your problem of not being able to go 5 seconds without an update, but the author is not so sympathetic, as she is too happy that you enjoy the story so much. Luckily, the next chapter is in queue and should be up today or tomorrow. The author is overjoyed that you think her ideas original and funny, and hopes you will enjoy the next chapters as much, and hopefully they will be up soon. She thanks you very much for reviewing! Love, Dumby
p.s. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 out of ten. p.p.s. Who's the ...security...guy? Filch? I know he has this thing with whips!!!
Author's Response: YAY for exceeding limits!! Nope, the security guy isn't Filch! He is much like Ron's...friend...in that he is in...security... But all will be revealed in Chapter 9! (But before that, comes Chapter 8, where more will be revealed!) Thanks for reviewing!!
Ha ha ha, Ron's wardrobe in front of the History of Magic blackboard!!! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Gawd Ron must be blind! Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm laughing my socks off! 1000000000000000/10!
Author's Response: Thank you!! Well, Ron's more asleep than blind in that class, so probably won't find his wardrobe...well, ever! Or until Hermione takes pity on him...same difference! And another Yay! for breaking limits!!
Great so far!! I'm really baffled by that colour loss thingy! Are you going to tell us what happened? I can't wait to find out!! 10/10
Author's Response: You'll see, probably much later in the story!
Summary: Written in response to Challenge One
"People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone."- Audrey Hepburn
It's New Year's Eve, late at night, and most of the world is out and about, except for two people. One person is lost emotionally, perhaps beyond all mortal repair, and another one is up, unable to sleep, just sitting. What happens when the two meet?
wowz, great story, 10/10