Here's what the Guide to the Potterverse* has to say about Fanfiction Writers and their culture:
The Fanfiction Writer is a harmless creature that comes in many varieties and styles. However, most of them seem to be lacking in the way of name, some of the most common having 'skate', 'gurl', '4ever', and/or the name of a character from the fanfiction the writer likes to write in it.
The Fanfiction Writer is a semi-social creature, usually found in small groupings around forums. The younger ones tend to speak in an almost untranslatable language, some of the more common words being 'chappie' and 'kawaii' and one of the more common phrases being 'plz reveiw ppl!!!' Most of the elderly ones are more than happy to help the younger ones develop into fine writers, thus a strong bond is usually created in a Fanfiction Writer Community.
Most young Fanfiction Writers enjoy having a place to display useless facts about themselves, usually in the form of thousands of contradicting quiz results, on a place called an Author Page. While this display scares many away, a few patient elders will eventually discover, if they haven't been already advertised on every available surface on the forums, stories the young Fanfiction Writer has written.
The rest of this entry has not been submitted due to the author becoming extremely lazy. We are still awaiting the rest of the entry. Hopefully we'll have it within the next five years or so.
* = Yes, it's a blantand rip-off of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
(To all who liked Caffeine High: Yes, I have started writing again. Along with another idea that's been brewing in my mind for quite some time. Hopefully I'll be able to form it into an actual story.)
Still like it! ;) Malfoy really deserved that punch. Go Harry/Luna! I can't wait to read more!
Author's Response: thanks. Im glad you like it.
Very nice; I can't wait to read more! Go Harry/Luna!
I can't wait to read more! This is a brilliant idea!
Summary: The Marauder's are having a tea party, but nothing is what it seems. RSVP, or you may not partake in the craziness.
(A/N: All characters and settings mentioned in the story belong to JK Rowling. No profit or copyright infringement is intended.)
That...was disturbing, even for me, but HILARIOUS!! XD I can't stop laughing! I do thank you for not putting Remus is a mini-skirt (don't ask).
Summary: Sirius and James try to convince Remus to uphold his word on a bet made the night before.
That was awesome. Keep writing!
Hehe...I loved #13! Who's next?
Author's Response: Um. Next, I think, is Sirius, and then James. I have very good ways for them. Muahahaha...
Not as funny as the first...But still enjoyable. ;) *cuddles with Ron*
Author's Response: I was having writer's block on the second chapter. I have that once every blue moon. Actually, once every green moon.
I understand that that was a prolouge, but are you going to make your chapters longer? Other than the shortness so far, good job.
Author's Response: Yes the oter chapters are longer, I just needed to get the prolouge out first!
Wow, this is very good. Normally I don't read anything that has anything remotely related to love letters and such, but I couldn't stop reading this! Nice job! =) I can't wait to read more.
Um...What happened to the story?
Author's Response: Sorry, slight technical difficulties. All fixed now, though.
Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!
This is so random; I absolutely love it...I seriously couldn't breathe for five minutes after reading this. You're...my hero. =D One thing, though: Those A/N's were getting a tad bit annoying...
Author's Response: I'm proud to know that my story does what it is intended to do (although not to the extent of not breathing...). Yeah, my comments can be annoying, huh?
Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).
XD That was great. It really made me laugh. And now to go find some chocolate....*starts tearing the house apart looking for some*