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By the way, a zillion thanks to the lovely mods and everyone else who worked so hard during the recent hacker attack/MNFF apocalypse. I'm so glad it's back.
Also, my brother Cam just joined the site. His penname is phoenixfliesatmidnight and I'm sure everyone will do their best to make him feel as welcome here as I am.
Thankee! That is all.
Everywhere Else is Full: My very first fic ever, which I started almost two and a half years ago and still have not finished, due to my rather horrible capacity to update. Chapter 11 is projected to be up around April, and probably even will. How's that for sticking to deadlines?
Necromancy: A H/G one-shot that focuses on Ginny and uses only a select amount of antecedents. It's my first romancy/angsty fic and I worked really rather hard on it, so check it out.
Hopelessly Devoted : A R/Hr one-shot that is PRE DH. It's my first shot at romance where both the characters involved are actually alive, so that's something to be proud of. It's a bit graphic and frightfully morbid, but reviews on this one in particular would be greatly appreciated. ALSO: Inspiration for this fic came from the amazing song by the same title, which was recorded by the fabulous Olivia Newton-John for the movie Grease. Just so everyone knows.
you know what? I've lost track of what's happened to various charachters and I couldn't remember what happened in the past 8 chapters. but thats ok. I think this is so random that any chapter could be it's own story. *the aformentioned is a good thing* hahaha... QUEEN of the flying monkeys? that was me once. really. I've been in the Wizard of Oz more times than you've got chapters. okok eggsgeration. but you get the idea. or, i dunno, do you? whatever. a million out of ten anyway.
Author's Response: I do that sometimes. Like when I'm playing a very long video game and I can't remember what happened at the beginning of the game and someone refers to the beginning and I'm thinking, "When did that happen?" But anyway, yes, queen of the flying monkeys. It was in a review. Admit it, you thought it was funny.
I'm first to review? that's just not fair! how can anybody not review this when it's SO BLOODY AWESOMATIC?!?!?!? I used your word again. tee-hee. right. i have to go type EEIF now like I said I would before notiving that you updated sidetracked me. TTFN.
Author's Response: Thanks Juli! Im at school right now... supposed to b working on a sport science thing, but i thuht id take 5 and see if you'd reviewed. Thanks LUV! ::hands out cookies to Jules:: well,i hope your chappies finished soon!
Steph's back. YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Author's Response: JULI! *spins round in a circle and loves* I\'m back! ♥
Oh no! I felt so bad for Giselle... hope "Grandma Lily" can help sort things out. awesome chappie, put the next one up soon!
Author's Response: Thanks Juli! I think its really sweet every one referring to her as Grandma Lily! Just Gorgeous!
If no one else reviews this soon I'm gonna start hexing people again... *hint hint* .... have fun on holiday, Steph!
Author's Response: Hey Juli! I\'ve missed you, hun! Chapter 14 is *almost* done, and I\'l be submitting to my beta soon! ♥
UPDATED???? does that mean it's been rejected again???? the mods are SO mean.... I'm mad now.
Author's Response: Goldne Opportunites has only been rejected once, Its in the for the second time, but i don't really expect it to be validated wihtout Lori's help. She's a saviour. Pre-Beta and I don't mix. Don't be mad! *hands Fizzing Whizzbee*
Hey Steph, guess what? a friend of mine just joined MNFF and we were talking about it and she just randomly goes "OMG have you read Malicious Intentions? I LOVE that story!" no joke, that seriously happened. and I didn't tell her to read it or anything. so I told her you were my beta and she was like "COOL!" you have another fan...
Author's Response: Reeeeeeeeeeally?? WOW! Talk about small world. *muses* Even though, kinda.. =)=) YEE! Thanks *can\'t stop smiling*
why haven't people met the review requirement? don't you people want chapter 11 up????? *hears roar of approval* well, hurry up and review then! only need three more! honestly...
Author's Response: *prods with wand* Tim for some HEXING! *laughs maniaclly as the reviewers run off in fright*
STEPH-ANEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS UP????? I COULD HAVE READ THIS DAYS AGO!!!!!! ok, I'm done screaming now. I am also beginning to understand why all those reviewers of mine hater cliffies so much.They are EVIL! which is probably why I like writing them so much. Ha the bit about the housework was...erm... well, I'm sure you can think of your own adjective. Feel better... Or ELSE!!!! *Runs to find Mme. Pomfrey*
Author's Response: *ducks head out, squeaks then tentatively slinks aroudn corner*
Hahah that could possibly be beacsue i banned myself/u> from the compute rin favour of homework. My maths tewacher threw a a skitz when she saw me writign MI in maths =)
Aww. Just tell Pomfrey to Muggle mail me some tissue.s Im dying here. And i reccomend Eucalyptus ones, btw ;) Yes... we all like housework... but Harry DID actually end up ironing the clothes... =D SLAVE!
Cliffies are VERY fun to write =D=D
Author's Response: Ahh! End underline after MYSELF. *buries face in hands*
Author's Response: Sheesh. Silly underlining. How embarressing.. :$
You even told me someone was going to die! back in like November or something... man, am I dumb...
This is taking far to long to sink in. You'd think I'd be over the death of a fictional character by now.... alas, poor Giselle! *is sad* 10/10 anyway, though, Steph! *I finally wrote an articulate review. Aren't you proud of me?*
Author's Response: You\'d think I\'d be over the death of a fictional character by now.... *giggles* I heart you Juli. And I *did* warn you, teehee! I am oh so proud of you!!!
EEEEEEEEEEE hooray! not long-awaited. looooooooooooooooong-awaited! that took FOREVER!!!!! but up now, so I'm happy. and I found a computer. so i'm reviewing now, as apposed to on Tuesday. ok, Steph, questions: have we seen Miles before? I can't remember and i don't have time to reread the whole thing (although i wish i could); What happened to Hermione in there? that bit confuzzled me (but most things do. algebra, for instance); and...i can't remember what the other questions were. so they probably didn't exist. whatever. a million gazillion and three out of ten!!!!!!!! =D Juli
Nope, Miles was new. I thought poor Widdle Halle needed some cheering up.. plus he reminded me of this guy form an Aussie book. Hotness.
*gasp* didn't i make It clear? Hermione's pregnant! Little Weasley in chapters soon to come!
Oh. My. Goodness. Steph Rocks. You had all better believe it! or don't. I'll just hex you. *tarantallegra* tee-hee. I loved the way you wrote Hermione, it rocked. and I felt so bad for Bill & Fleur. *sob* If you update soon I will too! =D Juli
Author's Response: Teehee Thanks Juli! Thankyou Everyone, and not just my two new readers, but my faithful companions who have been here the whole way! This marks the end of a good year, and I wouldn't have been able ot continue Malicious Intentions if it weren't for you guys! YOU ROCK!
Author's Response: Oh dear. While recycling my 2005 calendar in fvaour of my uber 2006 Johnny Depp one *cuddles* i found a memo saying "I wrote ch. 9 MI today, ch.6 accepted." The date was 2nd of July. Oh Dear. I am lazy, but currently fine tuning ch. 11. Love me.
Oh. My. God.
and that is all I have to say.
Author's Response: *laughs out loud* I love you, Juli! I do!
you... killed... AH!
Author's Response: I\'m sorry! It turned out differently to what I Imagined, that\'s for sure. I had her dying from chapter... 3 or 4? when I got writers block from the first time, anyway :):) Oh Juli, words cannot express my... feeling? That you wrot ethis review?? ♥
I know I'm mucking up your review page. sorry, Steph. I can't express more than one thought at a time.
I think I will just go read Contemplating Love and come back and actually review this when I'm sane. good idea, eh?
Author's Response: :) Contemplating ove with definetly give you our Miles fix.
love the new summary. Makes me look like the overprotective type. like Ron. teehee. Never seen anyone quote their reviewers before. cool idea! =D Juli
6263 reads! ahaha go Juli. My overprotective beta-ee. s2 I need your support *is serious* there are a lot of scary, flaming, story stealing people. You got my back? =D
I saw someone who had this on their summary once... but that was almost half a year ago, so i figured; mine could do wiht some doing up, and i though maybe advertising it as having reveiws [lol] woudl be good. I originally had a link to your Penname profile < a > using those codes, but it stuffed up, sorry. Myabe when it's not so temperamental I'll try again =)
WHY IS THE QUEUE SO *%@! SLOW??????????? honestly. you'd think they'd show some courtesy. maybe i had something other to do than stare at the computer screen for hours on end, waiting for updates.....
Awww my Valentines day sucked. *is sad while looking at dying rose*
*L* Maybe you should try doing some HOMEWORK. Maybe I should try doing some HOMEWORK. Apparently computes Melt your brain or something *does not care*
OK, just reread the whole thing, and OMG. Steph is amazing. I've said it before, and I'll definitely say it again, but I mean it every time. I also just realised Halle, Mille, and Giselle all have double l's in their name...but whatever. Hooray for Steph!
Author's Response: LOL! I never noticed that! Maybe I should make it a super-awesome plot point!
Look, moderators, Boldness! do I get deleted for this????? that was really unfair of them. I hope 12 gets up this time.... or I may have to get out my wand again...*Petrificus totalus* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Author's Response: *L*, Gin. I think twas merely refferring to the ones specified in the post on the Home Page. I DID read the rules, but it didn't occur to my my summary had boldness. Usually itr didnt. =( Shall be mroe careful. On the brightside, It didn't say anything else was wrong with it! That's something, isn't it? It just shows they're being UBER strict.... [very]
access denied. not fair.
Author's Response: *giggles* Patience, my sweet. I think it\'s my longest chapter yet! *is proud*