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By the way, a zillion thanks to the lovely mods and everyone else who worked so hard during the recent hacker attack/MNFF apocalypse. I'm so glad it's back.
Also, my brother Cam just joined the site. His penname is phoenixfliesatmidnight and I'm sure everyone will do their best to make him feel as welcome here as I am.
Thankee! That is all.
Everywhere Else is Full: My very first fic ever, which I started almost two and a half years ago and still have not finished, due to my rather horrible capacity to update. Chapter 11 is projected to be up around April, and probably even will. How's that for sticking to deadlines?
Necromancy: A H/G one-shot that focuses on Ginny and uses only a select amount of antecedents. It's my first romancy/angsty fic and I worked really rather hard on it, so check it out.
Hopelessly Devoted : A R/Hr one-shot that is PRE DH. It's my first shot at romance where both the characters involved are actually alive, so that's something to be proud of. It's a bit graphic and frightfully morbid, but reviews on this one in particular would be greatly appreciated. ALSO: Inspiration for this fic came from the amazing song by the same title, which was recorded by the fabulous Olivia Newton-John for the movie Grease. Just so everyone knows.
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OMG Ron is the biggest git ever but I hope it turns out all right! I mean, this is in the R/Hr section, not the D/Hr section, right? update soon!
Summary: Ron and Hermione's daughter Juliana recieves her first kiss in a most unexpected way by the most unexpected person. Cute, fluffly one-shot in honor of Christmas. Part of the Family Fun Series!
I must admit that the only reason I clicked on this was because I have the same name as the main character... spelled the same way... but it was definitely worth it, and that's certainly not the only reason I like it now! 10/10 ~Juli
Summary: *one-shot* Ron reflects on the girl he's loved for so many years. He's finally gotten up enough courage to tell her, but he's convinced himself she's so perfect that she'll reject him. A risk he's willing to take to behold her one last time.
Well-worth the time it takes to read it. It's not that long anyway. Please R&R.
oooh, so sweet. the summary drew me in, it was perfect, and actually, so was the whole thing. especially that poem, that was great. 100000000000000/10! now then... must find "add to favorites"...
Author's Response: You know, people like you make me want to write more for this site. Stupid school ... in my way! I'll see what I can do to put more up.
Summary: Post Hogwarts: Ron and Harry are sent to America for Auror training. Ron spends his last night in England with Hermione, and after returning two years later, he finds Hermione with a fifteen-month-old baby ...
I'm with the others: that was sweet. I think you said this was the end, which makes me sad, but I'm glad that Hermione got what she wanted. wasn't a fairytale ending, but I think it was great.
Yay! Miranda's gone! hooraaaaaaaaaaaaaay! that's all I really needed to say. except...oh yeah. 10/10. you rock, Dawn!
Summary: *Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!
Yay! Monty Python AND Harry Potter! 2 of my most favorite things ever! Brilliant, can't wait for the sequel!*starts rambling in an extremely bad french accent*
Summary: Ron Weasley finds out that he is eligible to praticipate in the Wizard Exchange Program, a program in which two witches or wizards exchange lives for 3 months. But something goes terribly wrong with Ron's application!!
Is that the end? why? I think it was brilliant and now I wanna know what happens next! please please please keep writing. please?
Author's Response: I'll try and keep writing it!! And thanks thanks thanks for your review!!
Summary: Hermione has been an Auror for three years. An almost usual mission forces her to dwell upon her painful past, and rethink her future. Takes place about six years after the trio leaves Hogwarts. Read and Review Please!
Note: Rated "Third to Fifth Year" just in case.
To bad witch burning was completly pointless. because if anything should be accused of witch craft, its CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrr. nice suspense, though. please please please update soon!
Author's Response: Haha...Sorry about the cliffhanger. Once finals are over I'll edit and submit the next chapter, so hopefully it'll be up soon!
OHhhhhhhh.... nice. Ron and Hermione finally ended up together! took them long enough... and the Harry& Luna bit was nice too. I'm glad that's not the end, though, cause I think there's still a few loose ends that need tying up. see you next chapter, then!
Author's Response: All the loose ends will be tied by the end of next chapter I hope! Thanks for your review!
Oh! that was soo sad! I would have cried if my brother hadn't been playing Wierd Al at a high decibel level. It kind of killed the effect. ah well. I hope Malfoy gets what he deserves. 10/10!
Author's Response: Weird Al would kind of destroy the mood wouldn't he? I hope the crying you would have done would be good-story crying and not ridiculous-story-crying. Thanks for your review!!
yay! Happily ever after!
Author's Response: I\'m glad you liked it. Thanks for your review!!
Delusional! Ha! you're striking a blow for R/Hr shippers everywhere. the H/Hr shippers are delusional! yay, waiting for the next chapter.
Author's Response: I agree about the H/Hr shippers. The next chapter will take a bit longer, but I'll get it up soon!! Thanks for your review!!
Finally! we've been waiting and waiting... although, it's partially my fault for not checking to see if it was up yet until today... but anyway, I'm actually surprised. I definately didn't think Hermione would react the way she did. all i can say now is that I hope the new plan works. "Breath, Ron". Love that line!
Author's Response: I've gotten mixed reactions to Hermione's reaction, so I don't know if it was the best reaction to go with!! But thanks for your review, and I hope to have Chapter Twelve up soon!
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This Henry person reminds me of me. I would so do all those things (i.e. Platform 9 3/4, etc.) This is really quite funny and intriguing. and I love the title! 100/10!
Author's Response: I'm pretty sure we've all been to platform 9 3/4 at least once before.. haha, just 100/10? I guess you didn't like my story
Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!
You're right. this is the most random thing I've ever read. that's why it rocks. You and your stories and Monty Python are awsome (If we built a large wooden badger...) 417/10. really.
Author's Response: Awww thanks. lol, I love the wooden badger part.
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
to quote a random scene from Monty Python's Spamalot, "It seems to me they've really lost the plot!" but actually, I don't think there was one to begin with. congratulations! and 10/10 for chapter 10!
Author's Response: I think you\'ve hit the nail on the head there. This is humor fiction after all, who needs plot?
oh god, that was hilarious. the secret files of severus snape...lol I felt bad for Harry though.Is he still a penguin? that must have been really hard, especially since penguins are illiterate... aren' t they? woah, my mind is going in circles. better go to bed before I knock myself out like that troll did once. Wingardium Leviosa! nah, didn't work. ah well. 417/10!
Author's Response: Yes, Harry is still a penguin. He is not illiterate, though. Otherwise writing would be more akward than usual. And yes, Snape rocks.
Omg. that title is PERFECT! lol... literally. I've been waiting for SOMETHING to happen to malfoy... lol. 100000000/10!
Author's Response: One Hundred million points to me! Now my point-powered jetski can go to the moon!
rofl...that was brilliant. and i read your author notes. and i'm assuming the title was a jibe at the Harmonians. but i could be wrong. 10/10
Author's Response: I think you may be wrong, because have no freaking clue what you're talking about.
lauging out loud hilariousity.... a million out of ten... my fingernail polish smells like gingerbread...
Author's Response: Please don\'t inhale the nailpolish fumes. It will not allow you to enjoy the story any more than usual.