Penname: Arwynn [Contact]
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/01/06 Title: None

Send Fufu a honking daffodil from Dumbles...
*sob* Why? WHY?! he was so young...


Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

good. very entertaining! : D

Author's Response: thank you!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 08/31/05 Title: None

Compelling! As good (did I say good? I mean GREAT!) as "Song of the Pheonix" but not quite as dark and evil. All same I think YOU ROCK! You most definetly have a strength in writing and I think you should persue this gift as, it could make you the next J.K.R. or the next J.R.R. (both who where very illustative writers and had a way with words, like you). Besides, even if you only keep your stories on MNFF, I'll still be your # 1 fan. You've inspired me tobecome a writer, and though I have no stories out yet, I hope to be releasing one soon. Keep on writing or I'm going to have to set Fluffy on you! The best of luck to you, ~~Kathleen~~ (Rating:infinity/10)


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 06/14/06 Title: Chapter 4: Your Evil Plan

you're my hero


Summary: Pre HBP, post OotP, no HBP spoilers. AU as of HBP

Troubled over the loss of his godfather, Sirius Black. Harry finds himself drowning in depression and fear; until he gets a visitor with a gift even Harry would never have imagined. A gift, which gives him hope, and faith in himself; a gift, that would bring Harry Potter, power beyond his imagining, and make Harry's sixth year his most eventful yet. And hopefully bring him the strength needed to win over his enemies, and fulfill the Prophecy in his favor…

This story is complete. Check out the sequel, Time of the Lost. ;)

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 99509 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
03/04/05 Updated: 11/27/05

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 09/05/05 Title: Chapter 14: New Friends

WOOHOO! Next chappie is out! Really good...the Slytherins also think that Snape is crap!? Suprise, suprise. Keep 'em coming. I read your story ages ago and I was hooked. several painstaking long weeks followed afterward. Your story rocks!


The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?

Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 11: The Safety Inspector

this chappie was so funny.
"Well, that's terribly ironic, don't you think?" Yay Dumbles! y'know dr. pepper has another name. its also called fire whiskey! i dunno if it has any potassium though....
heres the pun-
Violet Shunn = violation
I LOVE YOUR STORY! Strangely, its as zany and unpredictable as my school.
got any duct tape?

Author's Response: You must be thinking of another doctor. See, I read a theory once that Dr Pepper isn\'t a fully acredited doctor because there is no period after Dr in his name. But yes, Dumbles and duct tape rock! And your school sounds like a lot of fun, if you can avoid the duct tape fire traps.

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/31/06 Title: Chapter 11: The Safety Inspector

ps.... put more trio in there. i need more penguin people! but u still rock. pyromaniac 3rd years.... wicked. have they, perchance, gotten ahold of fred and georges fireworks (maybe a basic blaze for starters). wow, i sound human. gotta go get more caffiene.
(my presiousssss......)
thats better.

Author's Response: That\'s two requests for more trio, so maybe they\'ll have to turn up more often. But pyros and caffeine make for fun times.

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/02/06 Title: Chapter 13: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?

WOOOOOOO! YEAH! PENGUIN! PENGUIN! PENGUIN! I have a penguin that i named harry from
..."you spilled my sardines."

Author's Response: Aren\'t penguins great?

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/02/06 Title: Chapter 13: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?


Author's Response: At least you apologized for throwing off page dimensions. It\'s muchly appreciated.

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/02/06 Title: Chapter 13: What Lies Down the Rabbit Hole, Trio?

pleasepleaseplease (ok ya get the picture) PLEASE! update. my life is pretty much on hold and..... awe fudge monkey i forgot... lets see, your story rocks, please update, annnd......... oh yeah,
"You spilled my sardines."
well, id love to stay and chat but its time to go take over the world. ttfn.
ps- llamas are COOL!!

Author's Response: Well, pleased as I am that you enjoy the story, I must disappoint you in the regard of taking over the world. See, my friend and I own it, and I\'m not sure you could take both of us (she has a machete).

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 08/24/06 Title: Chapter 14: This Isn’t a Chapter, It’s an Epilogue

what is the other story arbitrare is in? nani!!!!

Author's Response: It\'s a story I started where he lives in a large, crazy house with his nephew. He\'s a bit scatter-brained there as well.


Nothing to Lose by Lumos
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 38]

Summary: It's the eve of the final battle, and Voldemort has made a terrible mistake. He has taken away Harry's last hope and joy - leaving nothing to live for. And Harry reacts in a way neither of them had ever quite expected. After all, the most dangerous enemy of all is an enemy with nothing to lose... A one shot songfic based on Jeff Buckley's Grace.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence, Suicide, Sexual Situations, Character Death

Word count: 2531 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
05/20/05 Updated: 04/05/06

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 06/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: Nothing to Lose

wow. this story made me cry. very well written! (i dont cry easily) now ive got to go find a humor fic to lighten things up. Know any good ones?

Author's Response: Erm \'fraid not - sorry. Hard to find a well written humour fic. It\'s a shame.


Summary: This story is about Harry's struggle...his struggle to obey his mind when his heart is screaming out in protest .

It's about Ginny's secrets, her aching heart, and where her loyalty lies.
Mainly, this story is about friends, those you can trust and those who can't trust you.

Reviews are fun and easy! So don't shy away from stating your me, it feeds the fire so I'm not left out in the cold! ;)

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 100265 Chapters: 44 Completed: No
05/23/05 Updated: 07/10/07

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/02/06 Title: Chapter 18: Care of Magical Creatures

wow, harrys getting vicious. if things get worse, we might have to take this issue to a trained professional.
... Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Author's Response: :D Isn\'t he great? Harry is growing angrier in this book as he gets more introspective and recognizes peoples incompetence!


Mid-dinnertime Disaster by the nutty imp
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 35]

Summary: A Shakespearean Parody featuring the Marauders.
Author applies Shakespeare's style of play writing and massacred some of the great play-wright's famous soliloquys too.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 675 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
06/02/05 Updated: 06/02/05

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/29/06 Title: Chapter 1: Act One Scene One

yay! to update or not to update....
gee, thats a hard one _UPDATE PUH-LEASE! these are so funny and this story is going on my favorites. shakespeare and harry potter- writing at its best!

Author's Response: Yes that is the question ... *lol* Love Hamlet


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 08/30/05 Title: None

Woohoo! I LOVED IT!! Keep up the good work! Finally, someone who was ticked off at Alphonso for screwing up PoA. He basically rewrote the book. Somethings I can understand, but jeez! Anyway, I love your story, update soon and LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!!

Author's Response: Well, most of it wasn't actually him, it was Steve Kloves, the screenwriter, the guy who writes the script. For some reason he was just fine the first two movies and then he totally went off the deep end. *sigh* Oh well.


Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2444 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/17/05 Updated: 07/28/05

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 06/14/06 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

earlier i read a REALLY scary fanfic (LM/HG) *shiver* *mutters to self* never....never again....
oh, um anyway, your story saved my insanity and the only way I can thank is to read the sequel and put both it and the original on favs. trust me, it was scary....
so now that ive disturbed both you and anyone else whos read this review im going to go run into brick walls looking for either Platform 9 and 3 quarters, the room of requirement (take me to hogwarts, take me to hogwarts, take me to hogwarts), or diagon alley (ive got the pink umbrella and everything). all i can say now is
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!

words to live by

ps Dumbledore rocks my woolen socks off. everybody eat earwax flavored jellybeans! Woo! (

Author's Response: hahahaha! ur review is awesome, thanks, i needed that...randomness always cheers me up =)


Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 07/03/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

woooooooo! that was good! i cracked up so hard! ill be keeping an eye out for any more of your stories.


The Salem Witch Trials by FullofLife
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 319]

Summary: Harry, Ron and Hermione are spending a day in the small wizarding village of Hogsmeade when they happen to come upon a strange amulet lying in the snow. This amulet has amazing powers and transports the three friends to Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692 when Muggles lived in fear of witches and wizards and the penalty for being able to perform magic was death.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 61269 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
07/30/05 Updated: 05/07/07

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/17/06 Title: Chapter 13: February 11th, 1692

ack! im going insane! i gotta know whats gonna happen! and whyd ya kill off hermy-own? waaaaa! but theres more to this and i read the last part and i cant type cuz its so good and waaa! i need to read it so i can get on w/ my life! um....idea wise......i dunno.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
~Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore~


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 05/17/06 Title: None

woo! rock on! i want the next chappie or my sanity will come back. ...and thats not good, i can assure you. so....wooo!
ur story rocks....and im feeling random so....poke *pokes author*
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
~Albus Percival Wlfric Brian Dumbledore~
(my real name, not arwynn)

Author's Response: I have been poked. Shweet. And congratulations on your triumphal resurrection, Professor Dumbledore.


Why Do I Love You? by callmehermione
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 39]

Summary: Ginny is entering her sixth year at Hogwarts, and she fears the loneliness of a year by herself. Draco is returning to Hogwarts without any of the people he is used to having to support him. Little do they know that companionship comes in unexpected guises.

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5112 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
10/12/05 Updated: 04/29/06

Reviewer: Arwynn Signed
Date: 06/07/06 Title: Chapter 4: Close Encounter

who's the new DADA teacher? he sounds like dumbles but *sob* HES GONE! WAAA!
... but back to the point- whozzit?

Author's Response: You\'ll soon find out! Please try to use correct grammar and spelling when reviewing. Thank you for the note!

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