Hi, I'm just an Aussie girl who is a COMPLETE Potterhead. My nicknames at home and at school are both potter-related. Hermione, (because I'm smart and I have brown bushy hair and brown eyes) and Tonks (I'm dead clumsy). One of my idols is the AMAZING J.K. Rowling to which the world of Harry Potter belongs. I'm new here and am working on a couple of stories. They shall be posted soon! I'm a huge reviewer so many authors will be happy! I good at reading, writing and finding mistakes so if I point out mistakes in a review, don't be offended! I would like to be a beta-reader but I don't know how to get started so if there is anyone out there who would like to help the new girl on Mugglenet, please do!!!!
Keep smiling everyone!
Summary: Three-year-old Draco goes trick-or-treating for the first time. His mother takes the opportunity to teach him some lessons and Malfoy family values that she believes will be important to her son later in life. This depiction of Draco is VASTLY different from the version of him that I write in "The Dark Lord's Blog."
Ridiculously short one-shot.
Draco was cute... Pity he grew up as a Malfoy. This is great! Keep writing! 😊
Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
This is really good! But what is the whole 'professor Zabini... And a potato? What's the '...'?
Keep up the amazing work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
This.... Is.... Amazing! I got all sad at the end. The Phantom of The Opera is one of my favourite musicals! You have to make a parody of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. Please!!!!!!!!
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww................. This is AMAZING. Poor George. :( keep writing! :)
Summary: This is book two in the "Potter's Pentagon" trilogy. Read "Potter's Pentagon: The Five" first, myesss? Cool.
WARNING: This story contains French people, an internal monologue about a blue orange, adolescent facial hair, good old-fashioned snogging, superstitious truck drivers, a portrait who calls everyone "Mavis," a zoo break-in, some very strange clothes, romantic conflict galore, and Ron Weasley's caffeine addiction. And worst of all, Professor Zabini!
Hogwarts is hosting the Triwizard Tournament, and when one of the members of Potter's Pentagon is selected to represent the school, much excitement ensues. Simultaneously, elections are being held for Minister of Magic, and things are getting busy at the Ministry.
Not to mention the fact that Jordan's made a new Muggle friend without informing her of the itty-bitty fact that he's magical, Haley has found an enchanted diary of dubious origin, Ted's met a werewolf from Beauxbatons, and Emma... well, Emma's not having a good year.
And what exactly is Ivy up to, anyway?
Everyone has secrets. But in the end, the truth will have to come out.
Starring Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character Nominees Ivy Potter, Emma Weasley, Haley Potter, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards!
This was a great story. I liked Arden, I think I am most like her. She is who I'll be drawing for your competition! You are amazing- keep up the good work! :)
Summary: My take on the first of those 'nineteen years' between the 36th chapter of DH and the epilogue.
Warnings: contains an unusually-shaped ring, a nosy neighbour, a rude shop assistant, shaving mishaps, thoughtful gestures, threatening goblins, and, unexplained appearances of Romantic!Ron and Romantic!Harry. You have been warned.
Rating is for *mild* innuendo and *mostly* innocent interactions but I wouldn't let my 9 year old read it.
You have to finish this!!!!!!!!!!! It's amazing. You are a wonderful author and a story like this just can't go to waste!!! Thank you!!!!!!
Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading and reviewing! I appreciate the positive remarks. Stay tuned. I am buckling down this weekend to write, write, write. Hope to have the next chapter up by the end of the month. cj
Summary: Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.
😳Um... Good story.
Summary: History of Magic class can actually be interesting if you just mishear Professor Binns!
Summary: What do you when you're a Dark Lord who can't kill anyone? Ever since his last Avada Kedavra went so horribly wrong, Voldemort just can't bring himself to sling another one. In his long journey back to emotional health, Voldemort must battle post-traumatic stress disorder, learn about religion, and, finally, realize that love really does conquer all. Just not exactly the kind of love Dumbledore had in mind...
Umm... You killed Hermione. 😭 Good story though
Summary: It’s April Fool’s Day at Hogwarts, and three generations must uphold a Gryffindor tradition.
This story was written by Gmariam of Ravenclaw for the April Fool’s Day One-Shot Challenge.
Dumbledore? A prankster?! Woohoo! 😃He wasn't always so serious! Awesome story. Knew Gred and Forge would do it. Poor Fred. 😭
Author's Response: Thank you for the review! I'm glad you picked up on that and enjoyed it. He did have a wry sense of humour, after all. ;) Thanks again, it's neat to get a review for an older story - I appreciate it! ~Gina :)
Summary: Charming, courageous, athletic, rebellious, and Hogwart’s number one heartthrob: a reputation Sirius Black has cherished since First Year. Unfortunately for Sirius, his worst enemy overhears the one little secret that could ruin his reputation in an instant. The Marauders have to stop their enemy before the secret can spread through Hogwarts. If they fail, the perfect life as Sirius knows it will end.
Warning: extreme OOC content and general ridiculous randomness.
This is me reading this story. 😂 Awesome! Write about James, Sirius, Remus , Peter and Snape more. Maybe the evil transfiguration?
One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson...
UK English, canon ish , humour.
This is hilarious! Well done. I couldn't stop laughing. I never liked Rita Skeeter. Good job and keep up the good work!! :-)
Summary: A notice goes up in the Gryffindor common room about an upcoming Masquerade Ball. Everyone's excited, but will the night turn out the way they want it to?
I love this story. It's so sweet. Love the whole Cornish pixie and Lockhart thing! Am so going to dress up as a Cornish pixie for my schools house parade- I'm in blue obviously. Well done!
Summary: Summary: There are many forms of love and many ways in which love can ambush the unwary. First sight can surprise us.
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw House writing for the February Month of Love prompt, Surprise Love.
Cute! The part at the end reminds me when my brother was born! he did that to my dad! What a coincidence that was in your story and my life. Wonderful!
Author's Response: Thanks. The events were not simply in my story; this is probably my most personal tale, much of Harry’s experience mirrors my own. -N-
Summary: A typical day in the lives of Mr and Mrs H J Potter suddenly becomes far from typical when Harry makes a chance discovery.
Awwwwwwwww..... This is a great story. I love it how you join all your stories up. It is very clever and you are an amazing author!
Author's Response: Thank you. For me, joining the stories up is essential. I want to create one future, not many alternatives. -N-
Summary: Life with the Potters is always interesting. What emergency could haul Deputy Head Auror Harry Potter from his bed in the middle of the night?
Super cute! Well done. This is great
Author's Response: Thanks, glad you liked it. -N-
Very cute, I love it. You must have experienced it yourself through siblings or something to write in such detail. Congrats on an amazing mini series!
Author's Response: Siblings? You should consider the possibility that I'm writing from my experience as a father. :-D -N-
Summary: ‘I’m half and half,’ said Seamus. ‘Me dad’s a Muggle. Mam didn’t tell him she was a witch ’til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.’
You'd love to hear this story, wouldn't you?
Thanks to Emma (Amortentia_x) for the Irishpick! :D And I am not J.K.Rowling, though they all belong to her.
Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category.
Over fifty people died at the Battle of Hogwarts. There are dozens of stories of loss, betrayal, heroism and sacrifice. These are some of those stories.
Nominated for: Best General (Chaptered) story – Quicksilver Quills 2011
Luna is so cool! You do her character really well. Good job!
Author's Response: Thanks, Luna always helped Harry to see straight, she’s doing the same for Terry. -N-
:( poor George. Angelina is great. Fabulous!
Author's Response: Thank you. -N-