Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!-rolls on floor, laughing head off-
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
-falls out of chair, she is laughing so bloody hard-
Oh I love this story so much!!!!!!!!! Is there a Tom Riddle and The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone book you made????????
Summary: After the downfall of Voldemort, Hermione decides to take a break and return to the Muggle world. Deciding to go on a Muggle cruise, Hermione realizes that it was the biggest mistake of her life. Now, she's stuck on a boat with her worst enemy. Fights and bickering continue to take place between them and maybe a little something else too...
Hermione makes new friends and meets up with an old friend, Jessie: an arrogant girl who treats Hermione like dirt and desperately tries to seek Draco's attention. (Slightly AU)
Thanks to some of my awesome readers, this story has been translated into Chinese and Vietnamese. For information on how you can see the translated version, please check my profile!
Status: Working on chapter 26. In the meantime, you can have a look at my new one-shot, Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang!
Please note that the date of my last update is incorrect. Apparently there are some glitches in the system regarding to this. Chapter 25 was updated on the 7/09/09!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill award in the Non-Canon Romance category
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Wow that's a fantastic story! I loved every moment of it! Brilliant!
Awesome! I love this chapter! You write so well! Gave me ideas for my story, Dark Fire. Hermione's reaction is a but frustrating but still great!
This chapter is great! I love how Jessie was punished! Awesome!
Summary: Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.
-grins- I love you, Zee! This story is gonna be hilarious, I bet!
-laughs at the marshmallow remarks- oh I love your stories!
-laughs so hard at one particular line in chapter two- I LOVE that part when Sirius and Lupin are like "Oh no, this isn't going to be another slash story is it?!?!" Hahaha! Oh i love your stories!
Summary: Hermione attends the Charity Masquerade Ball, silently praying that he would finally come - that he wouldn't let her down this time. She hadn't seen him for a year now and she starts wondering why she’s even waiting for him. Why hadn't she moved on? What if he didn't show up this time?
Draco watched her from afar, his cool gray eyes taking in her every movement. It had been far too long since their last encounter. He couldn’t – wouldn’t – keep her waiting any longer.
One-shot fic based on the song 'Far Away' by Nickleback.
FANTASTIC! I just love your stories, this is the second one I have read! Amazing! Great job!
Summary: Callie and Lia, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin. A lady and a tomboy. Two opposite souls. Two sisters. Separated at birth by circumstances they are determined to discover... and undo. Yes, after being reunited, the siblings plan to reunite their parents as well. Let’s see them accomplish House Unity, too!
“It’s our rule not to dredge up past things, remember?”This rule is about to be broken.
~Inspired by a worldwide beloved film.
Summary: The summer after fifth year, Severus Snape realises that he has to decide between Lily and his Dark companions and pursuits. Now all he has to do is get used to life at Hogwarts with no friends, get over his fascination with the Dark Arts, survive the Marauders, and convince Lily to acknowledge that he's alive.
Easier said than done.
Hahahaha nice one, Lily. :) Love that girl.
Hmmmmm interesting....cliffhanger! Haha nice!
Summary: What if Harry Potter had been a girl? This is the story of Alyssa Potter, the girl who lived. Join Alyssa as she encounters tragedy, romance, danger, and hidden family secrets. (It starts at the beginning of December of her fifth year at Hogwarts.) Please read and review!
Can't wait til you finish the next couple chapters!!
Summary: Draco Malfoy has asked Harry Potter for a meeting. When Harry arrives, curious to see what he might want, the revelations Draco makes are astounding. Will this very difficult conversation change the way the two men see each other? Will Harry be willing to help Draco?
Haha funny conversation...but I like your story. :)
Summary: When Severus screams an unforgivable word, Lily is horrorstruck. Her best friend has just completely turned on her, and stranger still, she comes to a revelation that crushes her. But she has to stand up for herself. This cannot continue, unless…
This is AshTonks of Ravenclaw House. Please enjoy!
Awwwww so sad.....
Falling Star: The Untold Story of Astoria Greengrass by Astoria Greengrass
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 20]
Summary: It is September 1, 1993. Astoria Greengrass is entering her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thirteen-year-old Draco Malfoy is heading into his third year. Neither one knows what meeting the other will do to them. As the years span out Draco feels a strange connection to Astoria that he can't identify. Astoria has convinced herself that she hates him, but her feelings slowly become more and more confused. With Pansy fighting to keep them apart, Draco's isolation in becoming a Death Eater, Astoria's constant rivalry with her sister, and pride dictating their heads all adding to the mix one question lingers: Will the two realize that the thing they've needed all along is each other? It all begins on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter had seen death - a lot of death. Friends had passed in his lifetime, more so than any one person should ever experience, but how much is too much, even for the Chosen One?
Ron Weasley is dead, leaving behind his wife and his best mate. How can these two cope with their Trio being cut down to two? And when danger lurks in the shadows, can they find the strength to fight for one another?
Awwww.....sad....i liked Ron...