Penname: HermyRox12 [Contact]
Real name: What? You thought I would tell you?
Member Since: 08/12/05
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Most of what I write are one shots for challenges. I might try again at an on going story.

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I love to read and write fictional stories. (You could have guessed that!)
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Country I live in: U.S.A.
Favorite color: Yep
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Favorite beverage: Apple Juice
Favorite Subject: Drama
Favorite number: 1842

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/16/05 Title: None

Great story. I wonder where this story is going? Well remember to UPDATE SOON!


Summary: Harry's views on J.K. Rowling's books about him.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 770 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/29/04 Updated: 12/03/04

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 09/09/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

I liked it. I think it would make a good humor story though. If you have any questions the answer is pizza. Trust me, I know. Anyway, good story and keep on writing. You do have a talent for it.~HermyRox12~ ps. If you don't get the pizza thing, just ask. And of course I'll tell!

Author's Response: But I'm glad you liked it, and I thank thee for reviewing my piece. *exists stage right*


Summary: Featuring: Harry on his never-ending quest to brush his hair, and Voldemort's attempt to stop him. Also featuring: a certain geometry teacher, Charlie Brown, the actual sparkly hairbrush, and much, much more! Other chapters include more random events, and none of them have to do with anything even remotely important. YAY!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 8722 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
11/29/04 Updated: 08/28/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/30/05 Title: Chapter 7: Harry Potter and the Screaming Fangirls

*sings* For this was a jolly good story! For this was a jolly good story! For this was a jolly good stor-y! And This is my review! *stops singing because it is worse than Percy's and the world will die if I continue plus it is the end of the song* Wonderful! very random. You know, I want spiked hair but just because I'm a girl my mom won't let me get one. *sobs* Why did it have to end? WHY? Well I'm going to see if we can go to Taco Bell for lunch. Maybe I'll see Aragorn. GO TACOS! *sings* And this is my review! *Stops singing again because it is worse than Percy's and the world will die if I continue*

Author's Response: I complement you on your singing. *cough* :) Thanks for the review! (I'm sorry the story had to end. I really am.)


Interviews with Rita Skeeter by LO1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 47]

Summary: Rita Skeeter has 7 minutes to quickly interview staff and Students of Hogwarts school of W&W! See what Hilarious antics that Skeeter woman will dish out as she hounds Harry, Ron, hermione, macgonagall, Snape, Moody, Trelawney, Draco, Dumbledore, hagrid, luna and lastly a special guest. Hopefully witty! Read and Review! please review! I beg of you! lol!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1408 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/08/04 Updated: 12/08/04

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 12/25/05 Title: Chapter 1: Quibbler Exclusive!!!!

HAHAHA! Funny. I like it. you are a good humor writer. ~HermyRox12~


Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 01/22/06 Title: Chapter 2: chapter 2

Very Random!(That's good) I hope the Mods accept chapter three soon! 10/10. It's on my favorites! HAHA! Keep writing!

Author's Response: Thank You- i hope they accept it soon also! yay i love being on favorites. tHANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BETA-ING


To the End by The Marauder
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Harry is secretive and miserable -- everyone has given up hope to get through to him...except for Ginny Weasley... oh, and please please first fic ever and i want the good, bad, and ugly!

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1359 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/28/04 Updated: 12/28/04

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 05/01/06 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

This is a wonderful fic. When Harry and Ginny are having their argument, could you please put a space between no and one. Thanks! The part that liked best was when Harry told her the secret. It let's the reader know that they have come to a place of trust.


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/24/05 Title: Chapter 8: I can see clearly now (sort of)

Wonderful story! 1842/10. I'll never look at bagels the same way again.(They taste better with cream cheese) Anyway, It was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, FUNNY! Now I command you to write more stories. (please) *Whines untill you put up new story*

Author's Response: Glad you thought so! As for a new story, I'm not going to start something new until Target Practice is finished...chapter 11 has been in queue for a couple weeks now...

By the way, I've just recieved word that this story has been translated into Latvian! Check my author page...


Summary: To-do list: 1. Buy sugar 2. Bake muffins 3. Infiltrate the enemy. Hermione takes on the Death Eater War Widows, a lethal, cookie-baking, non-profit organization, with a little help from a friend. One-shot. SS/HG

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8571 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/26/05 Updated: 01/26/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 10/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: The D.E.W.W. Conspiracies

Nice. Hermione and Snape? Didn't think of that one. I liked the ending letter bit. Funny. I'll remember never to trust a D.E.W.W. member again. (Even though they were really nice...NOT)


Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 594]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/28/05 Title: Chapter 20: The End (at last!)

NOOOOOOOOOO! Why did it have to end? WHY? I guess all good things come to an end, but all GREAT things have a sequal. As you can see your story is GREAT! Loved it. Post your sequal soon. (Please?) I WILL be looking. *searches*~HermyRox12~

Author's Response: I'll remember that word of wisdom "All good things come to an end, but all great things have a sequel." Yes, I like that a lot. ;)

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/15/05 Title: Chapter 19: The Penultimate Chapter

Great Chapter! Make sure James and Lily will get to know their son and vise-versa. Will Remus and Sirius go to the same time as Harry or will they go sometime else. Update soon.

Author's Response: They'll get to know Harry, don't worry. Remus, Sirius and Peter will go to Harry's time in the sequel- although, it would be interesting if they went to a different time. How about they go to 1969 and become part of the Monty Python team? JFK's assassination? World War II? I thought not.


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/17/05 Title: None

Wonderful Story! I loved it. I like Youth's idea of putting reviewer's names as guests. My name is Telia btw. (Not to be confused with Delia. Or mayby it is) You should do it! If not that's alright. Keep writing and remember to put your raisins in your peach carts. 10/10.

Author's Response: Ack, I already submitted chapter 11 in...but I still have chapter 12, the epilogue, to write...mwahaha...but I'm glad you loved it!

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 10/30/05 Title: None

HaHaHa! Very random. I LOVE it! Can't wait for the epolouge. Write more. I was SOOO exited when I saw an update. YAY! 10/10 HermyRox12

Author's Response: Umm...don't count on an epilogue :) Glad you liked it!


Loathing or Love? by Miss Radcliffe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 406]

Summary: Lily Evans loathes James Potter. She loathes him with a passion everyone in Hogwarts knows about. But during her 7th year, Lily begins to ask herself, is it loathing, or is it something else? Read as feelings and the lives of Lily, James, and their friends unfold.


Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37186 Chapters: 24 Completed: No
02/25/05 Updated: 06/16/07

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/15/05 Title: Chapter 1: Just a Flicker

I love your story!. UPDATE SOON, OR ELSE! (Or else I'll haunt you every time you think of PIZZA) Anyway 10/10. Keep writing.

Author's Response: thanks so much! chapter 2 is in queue which isn't saying much as the mods are on break till saturday. chapter 3 is ready 2 b submitted after chapter 2 is verified and chapters 4 and 5 are at the beta. additionally, chapter 6 is almost finished. yes, i've been working VERY hard.


What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 7: The End (Finally)

Loved it! Very funny? I Think that the blood test guy should do an extra 15 years for running over a poor, evil, old, Voldemort. ( Loved that part :) ) Hope you write more stories. ~HermyRox12~


A Lesson in Darkness and Light by Sigune
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: The year is 1969. Little Severus Snape discovers a new passion: Dark magic. His mother thinks it prudent to take charge and explain him the rules of the game.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3836 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/01/05 Updated: 03/01/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 03/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Lesson in Darkness and Light

Very good! I like your explanation for Dark Magic. I'll probably never look at it the same way again. Bravo! My only suggestion is that when Septimus is talking to Severus she uses the word Dearest to much. Other than that I couldn't find anything that needs fixing. 10/10. Yeah, Light Magic does seem like it is on a diet. Well, see you. This is on my faves. HermyRox12

Author's Response: Thank you! I'm glad the story is still interesting, even if canon has overtaken it. Thanks for reviewing! -S.


Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4597 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 01/06/06 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

I remember reading this. But I don't think I reviewed. Anyway, gr8 story. I was laughing when I read this. It was so good I told it to my sister. 10/10


Regret by Ella Norman
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: *one-shot*If there is one word Hermione could use to describe her life, it's regret. She married the man her parents chose, instead of the man she loved. They have now grown old, and all they can do is look back on their lives with regret. Warning: A little bit of angst. Please R&R.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1091 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/19/05 Updated: 04/23/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 05/07/06 Title: Chapter 1: Regret

I liked this. In the letter, Hermione uses the word Ah alot in the same area. I would change that. Other than that, I realy liked this story. Sad, but nice.


Summary: Mrs Norris is jealous of Filch's crush on Dolores Umbridge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2574 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/23/05 Updated: 03/23/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 01/17/06 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

First off, you wrote: One of them cake to a stop, when I believe it should be: One of them came to a stop. Poor Mrs. Norris. Wait. Did I just say that? Anyway, great story and very unique. I never would have thought about that. Where did you get the idea for this? 10/10.

Author's Response: Thanks for reviewing and pointing out the typo. I'll fix it. To be quite honest, I can't really remember where I got the idea for this. I think I might have been joking around with some friends about Filch and Umbridge when I came up with the idea.


The Pretend Boy-Who-Lived by immortal_evil
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Harry's mind is racing as he is forced to take part in a photo shoot for an article for the Daily Prophet. He can not help but feel alone in a room full of people.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 280 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/26/05 Updated: 03/26/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 03/18/06 Title: Chapter 1: GoF Photo Shoot

Very Good! The rythm is very good. You did a nice job of writing the thoughts of Harry. Bravo! 10/10


Soap Pie by Lirael Astarael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 112]

Summary: *ONE-SHOT* After carefully observing (ahem) a row between Ron and Hermione, Fred and George concoct an evil plan...and a pie. A sniff of Harry/Ginny and, of course, the odor of pie.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2075 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
04/11/05 Updated: 04/11/05

Reviewer: HermyRox12 Signed
Date: 05/19/06 Title: Chapter 1: Soap Pie

This was funny. I love the Banana jokes. It's amazing how Ron can give F&G the most extraordinary ideas, isn't it? I think that you coul calm down on the all caps, it feels better on the eyes to have some lower case. Thanks!

Author's Response: Thanks. I actually only used caps at the very beginning when Ron and Hermione were fighting and then once later when Ron said \"PIE!\" but I suppose the reader knows best :) Thanks for the constructive criticism.

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