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Scenes from Shell Cottage by WeasleyMom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 128]

Summary: This fic is a series of missing moments from the time H/R&H were at Shell Cottage, beginning immediately after they Disapparated from Malfoy Manor. JKR shows us what was going on with Harry, but this is my version of what could have happened with Ron and Hermione after one of the most emotional/disturbing events in the entire series.

UPDATED June 2010 When I first wrote this fic, I didn't know what a beta reader was, and frankly, it showed. Thanks so much to Natalie for helping me polish this up and make it more readable. Thanks also to both Julia and Carole, whose helpful comments in the review section allowed me to make some much-needed corrections during the rewrite. I would love to know what you think ~ reviews are very much appreciated!

This was nominated in the 2010 Quicksilver Quill Awards for Best Canon Romance.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17189 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/03/09 Updated: 11/23/09


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

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Author's Response: April Fools.

 

On No One's Side by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 4]

Summary: Not all Slytherins were planning to join forces with the Dark Lord. Daphne Greengrass was one of them, and so she tells her sister.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 2020 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/09 Updated: 10/20/09


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

And now you have found the answer to your quest.

Merry April Fools Day!


(Let the others find their way here.)

Author's Response: Uhm. What. The. Ever. Loving. Fruck?

 

Dumbledore's Farewell by the opaleye
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary:

Then he gazed down at the wise old face and tried to absorb the enormous and incomprehensible truth: that never again would Dumbledore speak to him, never again could he help...

A poem.

Nominated for a 2010 QSQ Award!



Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 175 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/18/10 Updated: 03/25/10


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: His eyes burned with tears as behind him Fang began to howl.

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Author's Response: I'm a Slytherin. I value nothing more.

 

The Two Left Behind by the opaleye
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Past Featured StoryIn the dead of winter, two friends continue their hunt for something they may never find.

Nominated for a 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award in Best General Story.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1014 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/16/11 Updated: 02/16/11


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 01/11/12 Title: Chapter 1: Is it any wonder I can't sleep?

Oh. My. GOD. Harmony is my fav ship EVER. Thiswas such a good fic. Kudos to you! ;D

Author's Response: Thanks :) They're mah fav ship too xD

 

At the End of It by hestiajones
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 9]

Summary: Life is never smooth between lovers, especially when you wake up with them everyday.

A tiny and fun one-shot featuring Scorpius/Hugo. This is for you, Lea. I really hope you like it!

Thanks to Kara for being my eternal beta-reader. :D

DISCLAIMER: I am not JK Rowling.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 1145 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/28/11 Updated: 04/28/11


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/06/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I just want to say that I used to be a huge Scorpius/Rose shipper until I read this. Thank you for such a lovely, convincing and sexy pairing.

Also, apologies for my other review (the April 1st one). They had to end somewhere!

Author's Response: I admit I was a bit WTF at first, but no offence taken. How can I be angry with another Scugo shipper? Hehe. Thanks for reviewing!

 

Tooth and Claw by welshdevondragon
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Past Featured Story"It's really rather tooth and claw. Most things want to bite or sting or kill you," Gloria Greengrass tells Winston Flint, as they walk through the woods together after Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy’s wedding.

Shortly afterwards Gloria is found murdered. As the Auror Fabian Prewett begins to question the suspects, he finds himself asking who would want to kill a fifteen-year-old girl?

This is welshdevondragon of Gryffindor writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall, Prompt number two

Due to the current MNFF glitch, I have changed the rating to 3rd-5th years BUT this is a 6th-7th years story, and therefore should be read as such.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mental Disorders, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 20321 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/11/11 Updated: 06/07/11


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Woods

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Author's Response: I shall follow it loudly and with much shouting, oh mysterious one.

 

Picking Up the Pieces by lucca4
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary:

A year ago, two damaged people found they made each other whole.

Little did they know that the fault lines were still there, waiting for the right moment to break apart once more.

A companion to ‘Not Broken.’

Nominated for a 2011 QSQ - Best Non-Canon Romance

Nominated for a 2012 QSQ - Best Dark/Angsty Story

This is a birthday present for the absolutely fabulous Jess/ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor.

I owe an indefinite amount of thanks to my super speedy and gorgeously amazing beta Elen� for making this story readable.

And while we're here I should probably mention that I'm not JKR


Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mental Disorders, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 2439 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/11 Updated: 06/10/11


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Picking Up the Pieces

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Author's Response: No, thank you. I hope you liked the story. xx Ariana

 

High by Equinox Chick
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 233]

Summary: Past Featured StoryScorpius Malfoy is the Seeker for Slytherin. Not only that, he's the best Seeker at Hogwarts, and it's his catches that win matches. But this year things are different; Albus Potter has switched to Chaser and the new Gryffindor Seeker is his annoying little sister.

This is the story of how one match and one missed catch can change your life.

This story was accidentally deleted, so is being resubmitted ... very very quickly.

SQUEEEEE! High won the Best Next Generation QSQ award. Thank you so much for the everyone who has helped, either by beta'ing or encouraging me.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I'm not sure who I am at the moment, but there must be some Arthur Weasley blood in me.

Thank you Natalie (hestiajones) for doing the vast majority of the beta work on this, and Apurva for work on the early chapters

Squish for Natalie, Jess, Kara and Bob for helping me sort this out.

Due to an archive hissy fit regarding any story with a rating about 3rd-5th, I have temporarily lowered the rating on this story. However, I have NOT changed the content. This story is still a 6th-7th. You click at your own risk.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity

Word count: 135569 Chapters: 22 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/04/11 Updated: 01/14/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 01/11/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -Flying High

This is not my fav Next-Gen ship (i like to ship Scorpius with buys), but your fic is amazing! It has convinced me. :) Eagerly waiting for the final chapter.

Author's Response: Hmm, I have a Scugo somewhere (Scorpius Hugo) called 'Eyes that Know me' that you might like (it's not at all compliant with High, I should say. You might like to check out hestiajones' fiction pages because she's written some wonderful Scugo stories. Thanks for the review. The last chapter is finished and will be up as soon as my beta returns it. ~Carole~

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/05/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -Flying High

I lied earlier.

Author's Response: So you don't prefer Scorpius with buys.

Good.

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/05/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -Flying High

Apparently, I need to be specific with the likes of delusional shippers such as you.

No, I do NOT ship Scorpius with buys. Hugo is not an item of clothing.

Author's Response: Tell that to Hugo Boss.

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/05/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -Flying High

I have told him.

He says he is not the Weasel's son.

Author's Response: And not the ferret's, and thus ... Drugo exists.

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/05/12 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 -Flying High

Draco/Hugo Boss I can live with.

Author's Response: Draco wearing Hugo Boss and me doused in Sienna's perfume ... gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Summary: A lot of people had found themselves bereft after the war, but Pansy Parkinson had never expected that she would be one of them. But a bizarre encounter and an impromptu dinner date served to change not only her fortunes, but her hopes of earning a little bit of redemption, as well.


This story has also been nominated for a 2012 Quicksilver Quill: Best Non-Canon Romance Story.



Categories: Harry/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Epilogue? What Epilogue?, Mild Profanity

Word count: 5840 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/11 Updated: 11/09/11


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: ---

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Author's Response: Ngl, Mr/Ms Random Weirdo, I cannot fault you your taste in a breadcrumb trail. An excellent selection. ~Jess

 

Truth or Dare by Equinox Chick
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Cormac McLaggen, a sports journalist for The Daily Prophet is looking for a scoop to make his name.

Zacharias Smith, Chaser for the Falmouth Falcons is looking for acceptance and respect.

Will a game of 'Truth or Dare' get both of them what they want? Or will this collision of two colossal egos leave both licking their wounds?

This is Equinox Chick writing for The Inaugural Great Hall Cotillion Challenge.
This story is dedicated to Ariana (lucca4) because she dared me.
Thanks to Natalie (hestiajones) for betaing this story and also to ma flist for encouraging the impossible.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. I hope she doesn't mind what I've done to two of her 'most-loved' characters.

Completely and utterly overjoyed that this won the award for the Best SSP One-shot in the 2012 QSQ's. I suspect my pairing will grab the glory, which is as it should be ;)

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity

Word count: 7983 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/12 Updated: 02/21/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Truth or Dare

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Author's Response: LIFE! PAH!!!!

I whicher at your pathetic attempt to cow me.

I will follow, but only because I am a curious badger and not at all scared *glances over shoulder and holds wand aloft*

Great fun.

~Croll~

 

The Unbreakable Curse by Karaley Dargen
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: Past Featured StoryIn 1993, Bill Weasley is working on a tomb in Egypt with a team of Magiarchaeologists and Curse-Breakers. It is a job like any other ... or so it seems, until members of the expedition start dying, and Bill has to race against time to figure out what exactly it is that they awakened in the tomb of Mentuhotep, and how it can be stopped before it reaches him.



The following are characters from JKR’s creations: Bill Weasley, Ragnok, Agatha Chubb (QttA), and the last names of Deverill and Pilliwickle. I don’t own them and never will!

I owe a large debt to Hannah (coolh5000), Carole (EquinoxChick), and Natalie (hestiajones) for their constant encouragement and help at various stages of this story.

Fair Warning: Some of the reviews (naturally) contain spoilers, especially those towards the end. So if you want to be safe, don't read those before you read the story.

This story just WON a 2012 QSQ Award in the General category, as best chaptered story. THANK YOU!!!


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So here we are, at last, at our journey’s end,
And it’s time for some sweets; come on, bring a friend!
Simply search for the holiday and the first thing you’ll see
Is a familiar character’s first Halloween.


Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 27220 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/26/12 Updated: 03/20/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Bliss

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Author's Response: I was truly hoping that this would lead to me finally being recruited for a secret service...

 

Summary:

Until near twelve the strange girl all at once

Guilt-stricken halts, pales, clings to the prince

As amid the hectic music and cocktail talk

She hears the caustic ticking of the clock.*

The students at Hogwarts have left for their Christmas holidays, but in the castle, a celebration of a betrothal is taking place. However, one woman watches the couple, waiting for midnight.

*Taken from the poem Cinderella by Sylvia Plath.

This is babewithbrains of Ravenclaw writing for the Great Hall Cotillion challenge.

ZOMG. This story has been nominated for a 2012 Quicksilver Quill Award: Best Same-Sex Pairing. Thank you!

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1523 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/12 Updated: 02/29/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: The Caustic Ticking of the Clock

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Author's Response: Um, no thanks.

 

In the Deeps by minnabird
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]

Summary: Past Featured StoryBuried beneath the floors of the Ministry lies the Department of Mysteries, engaged in its 'unspeakable' activities.

One man discovers the truth of this descriptor, to his horror.

This poem was inspired by the song 'Severus and Lily' from the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II soundtrack.

Nominated for Best Poem in the 2012 Quicksilver Quill Awards

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 375 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/02/12 Updated: 03/06/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: Below, below

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Author's Response: Allons-y!

 

Ricochet by Gmariam
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: Two potions. Two plots. Two Marauders. What could possibly go wrong? Only everything--including their lives.


This is Gmariam of Ravenclaw writing for the Great Hall School of Mischief Challenge, Outstanding O.W.L.s.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 14231 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/01/12 Updated: 04/13/12


Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: One - The Pledge

GOT YOUR CONK!

Author's Response: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes, you did! Now, what did you think of the story?? LOLOLOLOLOLOL! *hugs*

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/12/12 Title: Chapter 3: Three - The Turn, Part Two

ZOMG! WHAT!

Did Lily hex him so he would stop being a potion-addled idiot? But wasn't he injured? Or is that someone else? WHAT!

This was as hilarious as the previous chapter. I really enjoyed the scenes with Lily.

Author's Response: I love getting a ZOMG from you, because then I know I've truly surprised you, and I don't think I do that a lot in my writing. YES! I'm glad you enjoyed the cliff-hanger and are trying to puzzle it out. I'm almost done editing the last chapter so it won't be long till the resolution--the prestige. Hee hee. Glad you liked Lily's scenes. It was one of those classic J/L things for me that makes my heart skip a beat every time I read or write it. I <3 them. And you - thank youuuuu!~Gina :)

 
Reviewer: expecto_patronuts Signed
Date: 04/01/12 Title: Chapter 1: One - The Pledge

I'm intrigued. Tres intrigued. :D

Author's Response: Why thank you, mysterious reviewer! I hope you enjoy the rest and appreciate BOTH reviews! Hee hee. ~Gina :)

 
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