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Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37701 Chapters: 16 Completed: No
Published:
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11


Reviewer: heatherl09 Signed
Date: 12/15/11 Title: Chapter 14: Why Duh Ya Harve A Rand, Doodley?

Please write more! I am soooo hooked!

 

Summary: Even death can't keep the Dark Lord busy for long! A few weeks after his death, Voldemort returns to earth and finds his magic lost.

Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.

Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4637 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
09/01/09 Updated: 10/07/10


Reviewer: heatherl09 Signed
Date: 12/15/11 Title: Chapter 3: Voldemort Makes a Sale

This is the funniest fanfic I have ever read!! Looking forward to more!

Author's Response: High praise indeed! You've made me blush! :) (Although if this is the funniest fanfic you've ever read, you should definitely check out Schmerg the Impaler. She's much funnier than I am!) Unfortunately, I will almost certainly not be updating the story, since I'm no longer very active on here. Thank you so much for the kind words!

 

Muggle Confusion by Mstar7
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: The Marauders have a knack for finding things, but are terrible at figuring out what they are. Luckily, Gryffindor is full of informative people...

This is a collection of related one-shots about confusion over Muggle objects. An excerpt from the first chapter, A Contraceptive Controversy:

James Potter was quite brilliant, or at least he’d like to think so. He had some of the best grades in the sixth year- they would probably be the best if he did his homework regularly. The Marauder’s Map had been his idea- even if he wasn’t brilliant, the Map certainly was. He was also an animagus. An (illegal) animagus at sixteen was something brilliant indeed. So if he was so brilliant, then why was he incapable of identifying the object before him? It’s not like it was particularly complex: all it was was a little piece of rubber, really. There’s nothing complicated about that, is there? No, not at all.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1910 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
09/02/09 Updated: 09/08/09


Reviewer: heatherl09 Signed
Date: 12/15/11 Title: Chapter 1: A Contraceptive Controversy

Hilarious!!! For some reason, I laughed so hard when Peter thought it was a sock! HAHAHAHA

 

A Closure by SaboteurVictory
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: The last time Harry had ever seen his Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon, and cousin Dudley had been during their uncomfortable parting, shortly before his seventeenth birthday. But surely, after sixteen solid years of sharing the same home, four people can't just forget each other.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1598 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/11 Updated: 11/17/11


Reviewer: heatherl09 Signed
Date: 12/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: In a Muggle Cafe...

I liked it very much! Keep writing!

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