I am an athletic, studious kid with a love for both writing and Harry Potter. Although I am impacient, I will try my hardest to write thoroughly, proofread well, and not to drop any of my fics before they're complete. I love to hear feedback (as long as it doesn't demoralize me, of course) and I can't wait to hear your thoughts on my HP imagination come to life!
HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!
It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!
Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!
NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!
Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.
L. O. L. I've written while bored before, but never in my life have I thought to write like that. I'll take that in account for someday, great job Tim!