Penname: Ardnassac [Contact]
Real name: Cassandra
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I am 14, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'3 and a quarter. I love reading, epesially HP, the Terry Pratchett books, Eragon and so far I'm reading the Shannara series by Terry Brooks. I have been addicted to the Harry Potter series since I read the first book... which was maybe half-a-year before the movie came out. I totally ship Ron and Hermione and woe unto the Harry/Hermione shippers, I tell ya, it's just not gonna happen.
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 08/07/05 Title: None

This story is completely insane! I love it! Almost wet myself, but I didn't, otherwise you'd be getting a bill for chair cleaner. Anyways, fantastically written, I love the mention of plot devices throughout the story, I think they should publish books like these... hmm... *gets thoughts on publishing a book like this*

Author's Response: Are you trying to tell me that you can publish books? you don't have to type them up for free and put them on the internet? What a fool I've been! Thanks for the reveiw!


Time To Rewrite by qwerty83
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 21]


Harry is slowly weakening because something is meddling with his past. He can only be saved if he is sent back, on borrowed time, to correct it. But is there more than his own life at stake?

And when he returns, will everything be the same as when he left? A story about trust, friendship, romance, and second chances.

Categories: Mystery Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16958 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
10/07/06 Updated: 09/23/07

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 10/27/07 Title: Chapter 5: The Final Day

I love the plot line! Draco and Harry are oging to have some crazy adventures in the past I can tell. Keep writing!


A Duel with the Mind by FuzzyMuffins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Ron attempts to complete an essay for Snape on the Physchology of Dueling.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2739 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/12/06 Updated: 10/13/06

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 10/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is an extremely clever and witty, not to mention outstandingly hilarious, fic that is quite entertaining all the while: canon. *laughs and re-reads!*

Author's Response: I actually was scared it wasn\'t funny enough for a Humor fic, because I had no dancing llaamas. But I guess I was wrong. Thanks for reviewing!


In A Nutshell by hearyoume
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2765 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/15/06 Updated: 10/22/06

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 10/22/06 Title: Chapter 1: In A Nutshell

Omg, I love your twisted mind! Dumbledore, absolutely great what a senile, ignorant fellow. This was definately not a waste of 5 minutes!

Author's Response: Hahaha, \'twisted mind\'... that has to be the best compliment ever! Lol. I\'m glad you didn\'t feel like you wasted your time -- thanks for reviewing :]


A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah by Darth Sirius
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: Why should Hogwarts celebrate Christmas every year?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1009 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
10/18/06 Updated: 10/25/06

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 10/26/06 Title: Chapter 1: A Happy Hogwarts Hanukah

I can't even believe how freaking hilarious this story was! I have an easy button too!! Woot, and GOOOO STAR WARS, YAY, wow, what a hoot, I love this so totally random story...

Author's Response: If you like SW, then see my fanfic \'Harry vs. Anakin: Battle of the Chosen Ones.\' Online now at and


Summary: WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.

Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!

Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.

DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.

Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!

Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 45143 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
06/18/07 Updated: 10/03/07

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 09/06/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7: In Which Hogwarts Gets Its Groove On

What an intense chappy! I stiffled (with extreme difficulty) an outburst of laughter at Ted ebing a Fantastic Beast, that was amazing! Loved it.

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! For some reason, I\'m imagining Ted dressed as a fop with a monocle and everything saying in an incredibly affected posh accent, \"What ho, my jolly good chaps, I seem to have become a Fantastic Beast.\"

My mind is a strange, strange place.

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: In Which Ted Has Quite A Bad Hair Day

So this is such an intense fic! Definately one of my favorites, can't wait for an update :P

Author's Response: Oh, thank you so much! I always submit the next chapter the day a new chapter is accepted... but they seem to take a long time to go through.


The Flying Lesson by Hypatia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 49]

Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.

Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/14/07 Updated: 08/30/07

Reviewer: Ardnassac Signed
Date: 08/31/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Flying Lesson

Omg, that was simply fabulous, I laughed my arse off the entire time, genius!

Author's Response: Aww, thanks!

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