It is Ginny’s twentieth birthday, and she wants to play a game with Harry.
Such a funny story! I was literally laughing out loud basically the entire time... Very clever/hilarious use of euphemisms.
Author's Response: Thank you. I enjoyed writing this, but I have a couple of serious Quidditch games to write and I am incapable of writing “Ginny tossed the Quaffle” without sniggering. -N-