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Snape Didn't Die by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 26]


Winner of the First-Annual Ravenclaw Quicksliver Quill Award for Best Humor, Wittiest Writing!

Snape didn't die, he simply joined the Witness Relocation Program. A funny slogan for an avatar, but what if some crazed author somewhere decided to write the story behind it?

On the run from all those who would want to see his head on a platter, Severus Snape is put through a series of tests. But between scantily-clad Ministry agents, seeing-eye elves, and an all-witch school and all the drama that goes along with it, he is beginning to wonder how much worse the alternative would really be.

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Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 39652 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
12/23/08 Updated: 06/18/11

Reviewer: Davey Walnuts Signed
Date: 07/30/11 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 It Begins

I felt like this whole story started off so well. Great ideas, great characters a few inaccuracy's but great none the less. But then it spiralled into a St Trinians and lost it's way. Especially with Snape and the way he acts. It didn't feel believable of his general character.

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