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07/10/11




Hello and welcome to all you fantastic Harry Potter fans out there. You people make my day.

My name is Rue, Harry Potter (in my opinion) is the best series ever, and Marvel Comic books are amazing. I love X-Men, Spiderman, and Thor. I like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Outsiders, the Song of the Lioness series, Tom Sawer,and the Septimus Heap series. I like watching Mythbusters and Big Bang Theory.

I live in northern U.S.A., though I spent a large chunk of my childhood in the U.K. I have lots of siblings and a cat. I am still going to school and I hope to go into science and technology as a career field. I love to write and I am an obsessed fan of Harry Potter and Star Wars. I collect comic books, and I have a passion for chocolate to rival Remus Lupin. I keep both in a shoebox in my closet. I love rain, trees, and swimming.


As for Fan-Fiction, I write a TON of poetry (I have a whole notebook full of it), so that is mostly what you will see on here. I feel I should perhaps inform you of my shipping preferences as well to avoid confusion, so here is the run-down:

My OTP: Ron/Hermione

Ships I like: I support all canon ships, faves being Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, Harry/Ginny, and Remus/Tonks

Ships I don't do: I Do not support Draco ships (D/G and D/Hr)and firmly believe Draco Malfoy should stay lonely, though I give all due respect to those who do ship him. Ginny and Hermione deserve better, in my opinion.


I Do not ship Harmony. Never have, never will.
Sorry folks.


I am insanely canon crazy, for AU stories, might I suggest the amazing ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor?




Thank you for wasting 90 seconds of your life. I am eternally grateful. (Review, review, review!)



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Reviews by EatMyPixieDust


What Are We Waiting For? by GwendolynJames

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 43 Reviews
Summary: Malfoy attacks Hermione, so Ron steps in to rescue her.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/13/11 Title: Chapter 1: What Are We Waiting For?

Short, sweet, simple, elegant; bravo. Loved Harry's POV at the end, the POV switch throughout was a nice touch. Well done.



Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls by GwendolynJames

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 72 Reviews
Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/13/11 Title: Chapter 1: Why Hermione Is Different Than All The Other Girls

Wow, brilliant job. I was laughing the entire time. I liked how you used the dialogue instead of 3rd person narrative to point out actions of the charaters. That was amazingly witty, 10/10.



No Inhibitions by GringottsVault711

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 82 Reviews
Summary: Ron accidentally takes a potion to free him from his every inhibition - with 'interesting' results. Will this finally be the push that makes him reveal to Hermione his true feelings? Not so much fluffy as funny.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: No Inhibitions

Bravo! Light, quirky, and funny: I love the concept for this and you brought a new side to Ron's personality.



Unveiled Secrets by forsakenphoenix

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: “He does the only thing that he can. He tells Harry a story about four boys in school, magic, smoke screens and tricks of light, about a beautiful girl that they'd loved in different ways and a prince without a crown who did everything that he could and nothing that he said he would but was kind and gentle and universally adored.”
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/17/11 Title: Chapter 1: Unveiled Secrets

Amazing and Beautifully written. You captured each marauder in his true essence, I love how you portrayed each relationship with Lily in a different light. It showed the friendship and love in the bonds between each boy and Lily in a unique way. Bravo.



Academic Discourse by adjectived noun

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 23 Reviews
Summary: 1993. The passive-aggressive wife of a Death Eater harangues the passive-aggressive Professor of Defence Against the Dark Arts. Hilarity ensues.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/16/11 Title: Chapter 1: Academic Discourse

Wow, that was brilliant, I could NOT stop laughing. Well done, you did justice to a couple of very interesting characters.



The Christmas Card by LydiaNightingale

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 2 Reviews
Summary: PoA Missing Moment: It's the last day of term before the Christmas holidays. Professor Remus Lupin is feeling the effects of the full moon, which is drawing ever nearer. Then he recieves something which, even if only for a few minutes, seems to dull his pain...
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

That was really sweet. Maybe a bit sappy, but I liked how you used a simple thing like a Christmas card to convey all that emotion. Loved the bit where the three tried to give him a toilet seat. It reminded me of Harry's own not unfrequent hospital visits. Well done.



Wake Up by Silver Truman

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 34 Reviews
Summary: Ron Weasley is getting tired of life slapping him in the face, and one rainy morning he finds himself alone at the Burrow with a tearful, irritable Hermione. Arguments, confrontations and confessions ensue. HBP Spoilers, RHr.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/20/11 Title: Chapter 1: none

*cheers* You definitely did them justice with this. You kept it simple, elegant, and in character. Good job! :)



Ever the Same by expecto_patronum_this

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 32 Reviews
Summary: A songfic that carries you through the years of Hermione and Ron, letting you watch them grow together. Be warned: 'tis fluff to the max.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/12/11 Title: Chapter 1: Ever the Same

Aw! Awww! Awwwwww! That was so cute, just the kind of fluff that makes you squee inside. Awww! (Good Job!)



You are insulting my delicate feelings again. by coppercurls

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 33 Reviews
Summary: Warnings: the following poems may contain sarcasm, witty repartee, little black dresses, and Inter-Office Unity events.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/10/11 Title: Chapter 1: You are insulting my delicate feelings again.

Hilarious, witty, extremely creative, and just the right amount of sarcastic fluff. Now, I don't normally support Dramione, but this is the exception. I laughed the whole way through, bravo.



What if...? by Werewolf_sympathiser

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 19 Reviews
Summary: A short one shot that looks at the alternative life of Lily Evans.

I'm really sorry but I've decided to leave this as a one shot. Thanks for reading :)

Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/20/11 Title: Chapter 1: Witch? Nah, you must be after my sister.

Kind of weird, but hey, weird is good! Never really thought beyond what if? with this side of the AU, but I liked it. Good job :)



My Dreams Underfoot by coppercurls

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 5 Reviews
Summary: While the war against Voldemort has begun again, a very different kind of battle is taking place for Sara Liddell. Born with an incurable disease, she fights for her life within St Mungo's while still trying to live like a normal girl in a world turned on its head.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/10/11 Title: Chapter 1: My Dreams Underfoot

Amazingly done. Sara's story is an inspiring one of quiet courage against her personal adversaries that I may never have with my own. This was really touching, thank you for writing it. It is so sad, and yet it may teach us all a lesson. Bravo.



Just Another Love Story by HarrynHermione_06

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 194 Reviews
Summary: Love. Hate. Anger. Relief. Sadness. Join a teenage Lily Evans as she boards an emotional roller coaster, courtesy of our favorite raven-haired teen. Yes, I'm talking about James Potter.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/21/11 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: Thinking Brings Lovers Together, but Tears Others Apart

haha, a bit cheesy perhaps, but fun all the same. great job. :)



The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 1355 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!


Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/17/11 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: R.A.B. and Romance

Wow, laughed so hard through the whole thing, I loved the bit with BabelFish translator. Hitchhiker's guide is brilliant, my second favourite book. (hehe). I like the way you use the comments as banter between characters to make it even funnier. Great job!



Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 1511 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)

*Completed*

"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/11/11 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: Uncle George's Surprise

Wow...I'm at a loss for words! Well, almost. Your story is so exciting! I love your portrayal of the relationships of the Weasley and Potter family, and it was interesting how you changed some characterization to suit the story and kept it un-cliche. Your plot is very original and believable, and your OCs are lovable and real. I will most likely review again when I finish, I can't wait to see what happens next!



Homework Excuses by bajab

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 21 Reviews
Summary: Remus Lupin is sneaking out at night, and the other Marauders want to know what he is up to, so what do they do? Follow him of course. An Early Marauder's era fic

Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/25/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Wow...that was amazing. Five stars and two thumbs up. I loved how you used the classic "A dog ate my homework" as a bassis for the plot. Hilarious.



Better Wizards than You by doubelieveinmagic23

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: Written Pre-DH


In Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix, Moody tells Harry never to put his wand in his back pocket. Now we get to find out why he told Harry this bit of valuable info, and just what better wizard than him has lost a buttock.

Rated 3rd to 5th years just in case.


Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/20/11 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

That made me smile :) Good job, loved it.



Schadenfreude by just_the_contrary

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 3 Reviews
Summary: Tom Riddle gathers his Death Eaters in unexpected places.



This is just_the_contrary of Ravenclaw House entering the Poetry, Anyone? Ballad Challenge.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/07/11 Title: Chapter 1: Schadenfreude

Well done and excellently written. The rythm was consistant and the rhyme was smooth and natural. Your use of adjectives was creative and I liked the way you mixed it up and avoided repetition in your words and phrases. You drew good parallels between the wars and the poem told the story well. Good job.



To Return To Life by Gmariam

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 27 Reviews
Summary: A young woman meets her love one last time before she can move on and return to life.
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 08/22/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Bravo! I'm not sure what to say other than beautifully written, well thought out, and good characterizing and emotion. :) I really enjoyed it.

Author's Response: Thank you so much! It's quite AU, obviously, but I'm glad you still read it and enjoyed it. I really appreciate the review, thank you! ~Gina :)



The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 256 Reviews
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)


EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/18/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Wow...this is awesome. I love the toaster thing, and the arguing in the comments section. Ever feel like you just don't have a loyal slave in the world? LOL.



Reviewer: EatMyPixieDust Signed
Date: 07/18/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: Not A Loyal Slave In The World

Haha, my computer is an HP too. I love your characterization of Voldemort in this fic, it is REALLY OOC but that makes it all the funnier.