Hello! I refuse to disclose my real name, so you may call me MUFASA!!! I am 13 and I shall not disclose if I am a guy or girl as I like an air of mystery...nah jk, I just don't wanna tell. Anyways, I think that Harry Potter is the best thing invented since peanut butter and jelly. Muggle Net is the best thing invented since waffles.
AND NOW, THREE GREAT WAYS TO ANNOY SNAPE TAKEN FROM THE YOUTUBE VIDEO 50 WAYS To ANNOY SNAPE!!
1.) Ask him if he's a dog person and show him a picture of Lupin and Sirius
2.) Call him Professor Snivellus
3.) When he comes over to inspect your cauldron in potions tell him he billows, grab the hem of his robe, flap it around while saying "BILLOW! BILLOW!"
Summary: What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards! Many thanks to all who voted for it!
YOU ARE AMAZING.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
HOLY STINKIN' MOLY!!! LOLZ!!!!!!! hellokitty3982, sparklediva, x_voldy_is_the_hottest, AND DADDYLUSCIOUSLOCKS!!!!!! HOLY NIFLHEIM (from 1 of ur othr stories:) I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! My friend and I always crack jokes about the whole Bermuda thing and McGonagall and SHIZZLING...U ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS: only filch would want to be called snoogerblossom.
Summary: When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.
Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...
Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
That's like how Voldemort died in the DH part 2 movie!!
PUR-itty kewwl. My fave character is TED because he is AWESOME and misunderstood, JUST LIKE ME, and my fave part is how the secret ingredient to Zabini's 20 year research just happens to be his least favorite thing in the world: a POTATOOOO!!! I have a question, though: why is it that your way of how Voldy dies is SOOOO similar to how he dies in the DEATHLY HALLOWS MOVIE, so are you a seer?