Not much to tell about me. Um... I write? Yeah, I write. Not on this site, but I do write on figment.com, and you can find me on fanfiction.net, pottermore, and myhogwarts. PM me if you want to know my username on any of these sites :D
The Confessions of Lord Voldemort by Master Wolf
Rated: [Reviews - 79]
Summary: A look at how Voldemort really feels.
voldy/hermione gives me involuntary mental images that pretty much make me want to puke. but other than that, it was HILARIOUS!!!!
Midnight Chills by Narcissa
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 67]
Summary: Severus Snape had just suffered the most humiliating moment of his life... or had he? The nickname Harry should have seen, worse than Snivellus. (language warning!)
i didnt get the point of this...
Padfoot Prohibited by Liveley
Rated: [Reviews - 825]
Summary:
Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.
i changed my mind- this is my favorite chapter!
it was not complete crap!! it wasn't even partial crap!! it's probably one of my favorites! i really love everything u did with the story, withe mundungus fletcher bellatrix, raven, strip quidditch- everything!
it was not complete crap!! it wasn't even partial crap!! it's probably one of my favorites! i really love everything u did with the story, withe mundungus fletcher bellatrix, raven, strip quidditch- everything!
Caffeine High by Chaos Illusion
Rated: [Reviews - 103]
Summary: Various HP characters get drunk or high on sugar/caffeine/whatever (as long as it's legal!). Insanity follows. No one's in character. Very random.
i wish i had a sugar potion, then i could find the school nerd and ms.hutchins gettin going at it. that would be fun to tell evertone about...
Dreary Summers by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]
Summary: Harry Potter is given a diary, and the result is the ability to write about summer with the Dursleys. Harry takes his anger and pain out in the only way he can, by being grimly humourous. He's an outcast, he doesn't belong, and he never will.
Inspired by a quote from Charles Dickens' David Copperfield --- “What meals I had in silence and embarrassment, always feeling that there were a knife and fork too many, and those mine; an appetite too many, and that mine; a plate and chair too many, and those mine; a somebody too many, and that I!”–
just like harry, but this feels incomplete...
The Last Battle by Leora V
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]
Summary: The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.
so freaking random.....
The Secret thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 297]
Summary: Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
famous last words from who?
i love this new, sarcastic and bitterly humouros hermione. kinda reminds me of... me!
hahahahaha- loved it!!!
First Prize by Shaldana Blackwater
Rated: [Reviews - 10]
Summary: The war is over and the party is on! Check in on the Order members as they all celebrate themselves in to oblivion. One-Shot. PG-13 for drunken people galore and for some bawdy humour.
oh. my dear lord. wow. just, wow
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 720]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
you're good at writing hermione
i am laughing a lot at this fic- or did i accidentally put something other than sugar in my mint tea?
if parvati and lavender did anything to MY boyfriend, they'd know the real meaning of hell... except my boyfriend is harry
i love you and hermione!!
they're ditching MY HARRY?!?!*throws sport bra at computer screen* otherwise, awesome chapter
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! what did that unbelievable ***** do to ron????!!!
HARRY!! WHO IS THIS MYSTERY PERSON HE IS MEETING? i want to know so i can plan retaliation!