The Knick Knack by SeverusSempra
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 33]
Summary: It’s not impossible for a Slytherin to marry a Gryffindor. They just might not agree on how to decorate the house.
A very fluffy AU one-shot about what might have happened if Lily Evans had wound up with Severus Snape.
Three letters: LOL
Author's Response: Your pen-name is terrific. :) Glad you liked the story! I had fun writing it, obviously.
Soldiers by dominiqueweasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 95]
Summary: "There are many stories between the lines." - Jo Rowling, about the Black Family Tree.
Cedrella's goal all her life has been to be the perfect Black. She has impeccable manners, commands respect, is always composed, and has never had a friend in her life. But Cedrella has a secret that is about to get a lot more complicated… Septimus is the youngest of seven Weasley brothers. His dearest wish for his seventh year at Hogwarts is to meet the mystery girl he once saw dancing in the Owlery in the dead of night… This story is a romance, but it is also a story about family, owls, and what it feels like to know you are worth something.I just love love love love love [continues saying love for two hours] this story!!!!!!!!!! I've read it a dozen times, its probably the best romance on this. I'm making friends and family read it too and they all love it, as well!!!!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write a sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dead Wands, Wand Shops and Magical Phrasebooks by Sainyn Swiftfoot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 5]
Summary:
Marty Pyttin's wand is broken. It does not work as well as it used to. It does not please him any more. He takes it down to Ollivander's-- who, unfortunately, is dead, decased, ceased to be, and has left his rather incapable assistant, Ollivander Jr. in charge of Britain's best wand shop.
A mash-up, mix-up and rip-up, er, off of the legendary Monty Python sketches Hungarian Phrasebook, Cheese Shop and Dead Parrot, set in the wizarding world. Irrevocably silly.
hahaha
"THIS IN AND EX WAND!!"
Summary: Harry must face the border between reality and illusion. In the process, he might be forced to sacrifice his most valuable possession: his sanity.
Wow. This story left me staring at my screen in shock.. It was actually kind of disturbing, to tell the truth. Really disturbing. I can see why it makes sense, but... i did find it disturbing.
