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Real name: Zoe Barocas
Member Since: 03/04/11
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My dream is to meet Tom Felton, have him fall in love with me, then have a bunch of little Dracos. Oh, my God. Did I really just write that?

Yes, I did. Draco Malfoy/Tom Felton is my one and only, and everyday I kill myself by writing about how he falls in love with that buck-toothed, bushy-haired, smart-ass, know-it-all Mublood Granger.

Either Tim the Enchanter or me should rule the world.

I'm a third year Slytherin Pureblood (and proud of it!), my arch-nemesis is that asshole Weaslette, and I spend my free time making merciless fun of Loony Lovegood.

P.S. My other dream is to be allowed to hex Harry Potter, his ginger best friend and his stupid, pet, Mudblood beaver into oblivion and back again.
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P.S. I Love You by annie
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 48]

Summary: One hundred letters, written back and forth between Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy over the course of twenty-five years.

Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 7926 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/17/08 Updated: 01/17/08

Reviewer: Malfoy_Granger Signed
Date: 04/14/11 Title: Chapter 1: P.S. I Love You

Two complaints:

1), Scorpius was meant to start Hogwarts in 2017.

2), Why on earth would Draco adress himself by his last name.


Summary: Even our favourite bunch of Slytherins were adolescents once. Now we get to laugh at the expense of Draco, Pansy, Crabbe and Goyle, and all the others!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 1747 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/07/09 Updated: 09/14/09

Reviewer: Malfoy_Granger Signed
Date: 03/13/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Good Lord.

If you would excuse me. I have to go die laughing and then ressrect myself (using my mad Slytherin cunning).

Normally, I would throttle anyone who poked fun at my Draco, but you are too hilarious to be true.

This is my seventeenth time reading this, and I'm still not bored.

*Howls with laughter, falls out of sacred Fanfiction reading/writing plush beanbag*

Write back!
Malfoy_Granger of Slytherin


The Right One by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: The right one isn't always the one we want or think it will be

Pairings: Harry/Pansy; Draco/Hermione; Ron/Luna

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1176 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/17/10 Updated: 06/17/10

Reviewer: Malfoy_Granger Signed
Date: 03/13/11 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Ron and Luna. Harry and Pansy. Draco and Hermione.

If you would excuse me for a moment. I'm afraid I have to die from joy and then resurrect myself (using my mad Slytherin cunning).

That's better.

I'm going to bewitch the editor of the Daily Prophet to run this in tomorrow's issue. (Should I use the Imperius curse or Confund him?)

Malfoy_Granger of Slytherin

Author's Response: Lol. Thanks? =]


Bit of a Nasty Shock by hestiajones
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: ‘I’m half and half,’ said Seamus. ‘Me dad’s a Muggle. Mam didn’t tell him she was a witch ’til after they were married. Bit of a nasty shock for him.’

You'd love to hear this story, wouldn't you?

Thanks to Emma (Amortentia_x) for the Irishpick! :D And I am not J.K.Rowling, though they all belong to her.

Nominated for a QSQ in the Best Humour category.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1050 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/10/10 Updated: 08/12/10

Reviewer: Malfoy_Granger Signed
Date: 03/13/11 Title: Chapter 1: Some witches do know how to bewitch!

Oh, dear. Poor, poor Liam Finnigan. When Saoirse said she had "something to tell him", I thought it was going to be pregnancy. It was indeed a "bit of a nasty shock". You are a wonderful writer! P.S. I am Malfoy_Granger of Slytherin, but will be making a new account soon. Please read me when I get my new stories up. I'll add my stories to Malfoy_Granger's favorites so you can see them there.

Author's Response: Thanks for the review! Glad you enjoyed it.


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