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Saving Grace by lostunicorn
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 126]

Summary: After Harry dies defeating the Dark Lord, Ron just isn't the same. And after one horrid night in particular, Hermione decides that she can't take it anymore. But who will she turn to in her darkest hour of need? HG/GW pairing. Warning: contains abuse.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse, Abuse, Violence, Slash, Alternate Universe

Word count: 8055 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
04/11/05 Updated: 10/29/09


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/17/10 Title: Chapter 3: Memories She'll Never Forget

harsh yikes rons not abusive

 

A Weekend with Tonks by RhondaWeasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 54]

Summary: Girl crushes just happen sometimes. This is something Ginny learns when she and Hermione spend a weekend with Tonks.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 5581 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/19/06 Updated: 05/04/06


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/18/10 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Summary: Ron and Hermione are chosen to look after Draco and help him fit into the Muggle world after his magic has been taken away in retribution for his war crimes. Hermione, however, has been in a coma for five years after her marriage to Ron, and Draco has feelings for Ron. Add Harry to the mix and who ends up with who? Except that you know that already from the category. However, I hope I have enough to keep you reading anyway!











Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 51715 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/20/06 Updated: 01/19/07


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/17/10 Title: Chapter 10: Keep Your Enemies Close

well, the story was a depressing outlook on wat will happen after the 7th book, and the ending was happy though, but i luved the "shagging parts" watching them fall for each other was fun but i didnt really like it. it was too sad. harry is not a drunk!

Author's Response: Thank you for reviewing thechosengir1567. Actually I wrote this after the sixth book, so the seventh hadn't come out yet. I was trying to draw a picture of what would have happened if there had been a war (as I didn't know what would happen in the seventh book). I imagined Voldemort to have a lot more impact than he actually did in the last book! So in my story Harry was affected by the loss of people he knew and the horror of what had happened. He was also older in my story than he was at the end of the war in the actual series. That is the problem with writing before you know what is going to happen! Buckbeak22

 

A Hypothetical Harry Potter Book 7 by Abif
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: The story begins a few weeks after the end of Half-Blood Prince, when Harry is back at the Dursleys' once again, waking up Uncle Vernon from his favorite golfing dream. On escaping from the Dursleys', he finds that Hogwarts is open again and decides to return there after all, but only to find himself face-to-face with both Snape and Voldemort much sooner than he thinks! Through the course of the story, Harry will meet the most mysterious DADA teacher yet, learn the truth of the misunderstanding that took place on the lightning-struck tower, and discover that there really is a little more to Petunia that meets the eye, all the while with references to the amorphous Deathly Hallows.


This is meant to be a humorous rendition of what could happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It is intended to be a parody rather than a serious prediction of what happens next.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 18204 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
07/16/07 Updated: 12/22/09


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 2: From Under the Bed

"I need to go to the library"
There's no library here" "oh yeah" hahahaha
"Harry should have taken notes" bwahahahaa

 

Summary: My take on the first of those 'nineteen years' between the 36th chapter of DH and the epilogue.

Warnings: contains an unusually-shaped ring, a nosy neighbour, a rude shop assistant, shaving mishaps, thoughtful gestures, threatening goblins, and, unexplained appearances of Romantic!Ron and Romantic!Harry. You have been warned.

Rating is for *mild* innuendo and *mostly* innocent interactions but I wouldn't let my 9 year old read it.

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 65868 Chapters: 21 Completed: No
Published:
11/23/07 Updated: 11/18/12


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/18/10 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 - Fear, Flowers, and Forgiveness

oh, my god. This is the most amazing fanfic ever created. It's like i have new Harrt Potter book in my hands right now. This is soooooooooooooooooo perfect. You should email it to J.K. Rowling and ask for permission to publish it- you'd get millions. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're a Genius.

Author's Response: Such high praise! Thank you so much for your enthusiasm and kind words. Stay tuned. cj

 

The Ultimate Prank by Midnight_Unicorn
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 45]

Summary: When Lily Evans causes Remus Lupin to be humiliated in front of the entire school, he vows revenge. That's when he comes up with The Prank. It's guaranteed to make Lily's worst nightmare come true, if he can pull it off. And on his own...he probably can't. But with the help of Sirius Black and his Ravenclaw friend, well, anything is possible.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7040 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
04/21/08 Updated: 07/12/10


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: I did WHAT????

i want more stat. now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4: I did WHAT????

i want more stat. now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Bacchus Book by Equinox Chick
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: Past Featured StoryOn the morning of Christmas Day, 2000, Hermione Granger (soon-to-be-Weasley) wakes up from a delightful dream to find herself in a bathroom at Grimmauld Place.

As various Weasleys queue up to tell her all about her behaviour the night before at Aunt Muriel's birthday party, Hermione is in a state of shock.

She knows she didn't drink anything stronger than Butterbeer. So why was she wearing a toga and teaching everyone how to perform Greek dancing?

And what, in the name of Merlin, was she doing with George?

This is Equinox Chick and this is my entry for the extra credit challenge 'In Vino Veritas' for the Winter Snows 09 competition over at the MNFF beta boards.

Thank you to Apurva for beta'ing this tale in time. Thanks also to various people on AIM for telling me to get on with this (Jess, Natalie, Hannah, Russia, Kara, BB)

Disclaimer: I'm not JK Rowling. She would never have written anything quite so daft.

Claimer: I have disgraced myself wearing a toga before now.

~~~


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/04/10 Updated: 02/04/10


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 1: The Bacchus Book

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Author's Response: Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank you/

 
Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 1: The Bacchus Book

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Author's Response: Umm, take it you thought it was funny, then. ;-0 ~Carole

 

Taking Direction by WeasleyMom
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: What if the characters in the Harry Potter films were portrayed—not by actors—but by the book versions of themselves, as created by Rowling? How might things unfold on that set? What would the characters think of the changes made from the stories they’d already lived out… to the ones written for the script?

This fic is a series of one-shots, posted as chapters, each from the perspective of a different character who is dealing with the changes occurring between the book and the script.

 

Holy Movie Canon, Batman! This fic won the 2011 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Chaptered Humor Story. Thanks so, so much!

 



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5896 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
08/23/10 Updated: 02/06/13


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/20/10 Title: Chapter 2: Babe Magnet

haha this is so funny even though i didnt get what the first chapter's scene was- what movie was it from and what is happening? when is the next chapter coming?

Author's Response: I think I wrote it in the summary, but I may be wrong about that. The first chapter was written for a drabble challenge. We had to write what we thought was going through Remus' mind after Harry broke out of his arms in the Ministry in OOTP... right after Sirius died. I just decided to go in a different direction, totally off the rails. LOL. I'm glad you liked it. The next chapter will be coming as soon as I finish writing it. To be honest, it may not be until after the holidays. I'm trying to get a few other things written for challenges and such, so it's a bit off my radar at the moment. Soon though! Thanks again--I appreciate you taking the time to review.

 

Cut by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: She thought having her hair cut would make a difference. Unfortunately, she was right.



Warning: This story is originally rated 6th-7th year for language and sexual situations. The rating has been changed temporarily only because we're having some technical problem with stories that have higher ratings. So, please click at your own discretion.

Thanks to Carole for her excellent Brit-picking, sentences (heehee), and summary. Thanks also to Gina for agreeing to read through this, for all her suggestions and comments. And finally, to Kara and Lea for their support and encouragement.



DISCLAIMER: This isn’t J.K Rowling. This is a fanfic writer on a mission to submit to every category available on the archives.



Nominated for a QSQ in the Same Sex Pairing category.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity

Word count: 4062 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/28/10 Updated: 10/03/10


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/18/10 Title: Chapter 1: Cut

Thats it??????

Author's Response: That's it?!

 

Summary: A look at moments of Ron and Hermione's life through the years. The narrative alternates between their two POV.

For those of us that wonder what Ron and Hermione's life would be like through the years.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity

Word count: 8162 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/01/10 Updated: 11/24/10


Reviewer: thechosengirl1567 Signed
Date: 11/16/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: The Early Years

This was the best fanfic I've ever read. It was so believable- this actually could have happened. I was attached to the screen reading it. The moments that Ron and Hermione would lean on each other and say it's ok broke my heart. The ending was so amazing it made me tear up. Love it- Where's chapter 3??????

Author's Response: Wow thank you so much! I just submitted Chapter 3 so hopefully it'll be up in about a week. I was actually really nervous about the second chapter because I wasn't sure if everyone would like it. And actually I'm nervous about the third chapter as well but I'm so glad you enjoyed it so much!

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