I'm ?? years old and I really want to post some fanfictions. I will add a character or two because I have dreams about this stuff all the time and end up being my own character. I also, obviously, love the Harry Potter series.
Summary: For once in her life, Hermione is faced with a problem she does not know how to solve...
Oh. My. GOD!!! That. Is. Soooooo. DISTURBING!!!!!!
Yet again...OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!Snape is a pervert....jk(but seriuosly)
Author's Response: Why, exactly, are you reading this?
Now Hermione is the pervert for thinking that...jk.
Still disturbing but i like the series...wierd huh?
Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.
That is hilarious!
Giant spiders, malevolent bats, wizard scouts...werewolves. Tonks finds life in Hogsmeade far from simple, while Remus discovers having a partner in touch with her inner wolf complicates his mission and his heart.
You can't transfigure food. it one of the 5 laws of transfiguration.
"Mmm, you're frying up bubble and squeak." Nymphadora's hands slid over his backside before she hugged him from behind.
Remus said, "Will ate the leftover roast, but not the veg. Mash potatoes, carrots and onions aren't fancy, but they go well enough with eggs and tomato."
They aren't transfiguring food, they're using leftovers, but there are exceptions to Gamp's law. As Hermione told Ron, you can summon it if you know where some is, you can transform it, and you can increase the quantity . . . things Remus will do before the story's over. :)
Why did Tonks make a V with her fingers and tap her thigh?Can you please explain at some point?And I will defend that you don't have a drug and alcohol problem.(do you?)
Flashing a V is the same sentiment as giving the middle finger, so everytime she tapped her thigh it was flipping off a different judgmental git. One for Proudfoot, one for Dawlish, and one for Savage. :D
Don't tell, heh, but I'm Baptist. While I don't drink, I don't think worse of characters who do. That might shock some people worse than me writing Harry Potter, :P, but who cares what judgmental gits think?
Summary: Winner of the 2008 QSQ for the Best Female Original Character. Shiloh Sander’s second year begins peacefully, but it is a peace that is easily shattered when words of blood appear on Hogwarts’ ancient walls. With rumours of the Heir of Slytherin floating through the halls, battlelines are drawn in the Slytherin common room, between those who will support the Heir and those who will not. Soon Shiloh must decide where she stands. But the choice is only the beginning. In the middle of it all, Severus Snape continues his diligent search to find the daughter he lost, never knowing that this is the year it will come to an end. One girl’s choice. One man’s deepest wish. One year that will change both their lives…forever.
Have you given up on this story!!!!??????If you have I'll be very sad because I've been waiting for a long time for a new chapter! I really do love the story line and I really want to know what happens to pretty please with Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans on top!!!???
I almost started to cry for Shiloh. She really messed up.
You didn't make me say oh my Godric...you made me say HOLY SHIT!!!
I have just now died from Albus's last comment!lol
Honestly, I did guess she was a Muggleborn. Did anyone else get it?
Summary: HG/SS, Harry's POV. Post-OoTP.
Harry finally resigns himself to the fact that his best friend and worst enemy were dating.
"Greasy hair," Ron squeaked, then shrank back into the common room sofa when Hermione's glare was turned on him. For a seventeen year old girl, Hermione can glare like a champion. She'll make a great mother someday, let me tell you that.
Thank you so much for all the great reviews guys!
Centaurs have genders to!;p
Lindsey Tonks appears to be a normal, almost invisible Hogwarts student, but underneath her is someone far from normal. What the world doesn't know is that Lindsey is the daughter of two well-known imprisoned Death Eaters, and has an identity she must hide from the world. Underneath Lindsey is a girl named Lyra Lestrange, a girl who is meant to be a secret forever. But will it last forever?
*Begins in GoF and follows the series through DH.
**Will appeal to fans of the Black family! Prominent characters are Bellatrix, Tonks, Andromeda, Sirius, and (to an extent) Narcissa.
Part Four Synopsis:
It's the summer after Albus Dumbledore's death, and the whole world is falling to Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Broken-hearted Lyra, unable to return to Hogwarts, must go into hiding with her family. It doesn't last long, and eventually Lyra is faced with a choice: join or die. Lyra's decision comes with many surprises, including a new ally who follows her to the final battle of good versus evil. While Lyra's path may seem clear, she finds herself torn between two sides for the final time, and in the end, despite tragedy and loss, Lyra accomplishes the impossible...which defies all of the agreements she and her family ever made.
Three years later, the fic has been completely finished! Enjoy reading it without having to wait for new chapters. Thanks to those who patiently waited and faithfully reviewed!
OH MY GOD!!! WHERE DO YOU BUY IT!!!???
Author's Response: The soundtrack? I believe just about anywhere...well, mine was a Christmas gift years ago, so if it's not in stores anymore, you can probably go to Amazon, eBay, iTunes, or any music download site. I'm pretty sure the Weird Sisters tracks are the last three on the CD. Hope this helps!
Summary: Hermione Granger and Severus Snape create a new potion together and discover some secrets about each other along the way.
This story is AU after book five.
Special thanks to my awesome beta, SometimeSelkie.
OH.MYGOD!!!!THIS.IS.SO.DISTURBING!!!!!But I read it anyway...wierd huh?
8-O...That. Is. Very. DISTURBING!!!!!
Summary: What if Harry had a Godmother? And she was a Muggle? This story starts at the beginning of Order of the Phoenix and will be as canon-compliant as possible. This fan fiction will lead to a romance between Severus and the Godmother, an original character.
Now I don't have to look up what punch drunk means. Thank you.
Author's Response: You're welcome. Hope you enjoyed the chapter! :) Smiles, Ruby Emeralds
1)Albus, will you ever learn to not meddle.
2)OH MY ROWLING HE'S NOT NOCTURNAL!!
and #)"Now get out." Hahahahahahahahah
Author's Response: Hello! I'm glad that you found Snape's bluntness to be amusing. Thanks for the review and I hope that you continue to enjoy the story! :) Smiles, Ruby Emeralds
She told off Umbridge!!!! I like her even more now.
Author's Response: Who wouldn't want to tell off Umbridge? :) I'm thrilled to hear back from you again. Happy Reading! Smiles, Ruby Emeralds