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Summary: With the help of an ancient spell, his friends, and love, Harry embarks on his mission to destroy Voldemort. What will happen on the way? With Ginny, Ron, and Hermione by his side, will Harry find the solution? And where do Neville and Luna fit in all this?

And, as of August 25, 2006, I'm done. I sure hope you liked it!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Sexual Situations

Word count: 137800 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/06 Updated: 08/25/06


Reviewer: neonpachyderm Signed
Date: 09/25/10 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter Twenty Four: Survival

I'm new to the whole Harry Potter world, but I recently devoured the books, the movies, and now fan fic. This story is phenomenal!

 

Her Other Half by Khrys
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: Sequel to Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived.

Follow our favorite heroes continue their lives after the defeat of Voldemort. Someone wants revenge and will stop at nothing to get it. Is this a battle they can win or will they lose what is most precious to them?

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 36261 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
10/11/06 Updated: 03/29/11


Reviewer: neonpachyderm Signed
Date: 09/25/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: An Experiment Gone Horribly Awry

Great story thus far, Khrys. Loved the wedding in Vegas. It's a tacky American Muggle tradition...perfect for the Weasleys!

 

Summary: Even death can't keep the Dark Lord busy for long! A few weeks after his death, Voldemort returns to earth and finds his magic lost.

Forced to live as a Muggle, Voldemort teams up with an unlikely friend in an attempt to get a flat, keep a steady job and regain his old glory.

Please note: This story contains ridiculous plot twists, kooky pop culture references, extremely out-of-character behavior, alternate universes galore and a great deal of random silliness. You have been warned!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 4637 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
09/01/09 Updated: 10/07/10


Reviewer: neonpachyderm Signed
Date: 09/26/10 Title: Chapter 2: Voldemort Gets a Job

dude...one more spit-take like that and you owe me a new monitor. Bravo!

Author's Response: Thanks! A new monitor is in the mail (not really). Thanks a lot! :)

 

Snape's Christmas Carol by Sonorus
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary:

A little bit of fun for the Christmas season!

Severus Snape is a miserable, grumpy, nasty man, feared or loathed by all around him. But can the appearance of a succession of familiar ghosts one Christmas convince him to mend his ways?

Based on the classic story by Charles Dickens. Lightly comic with serious parts. AU warning as Snape has survived the Battle of Hogwarts



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 11702 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/02/09 Updated: 12/20/09


Reviewer: neonpachyderm Signed
Date: 09/26/10 Title: Chapter 5: Stave Five: The End of It

VERY nice! I will definitely keep this one around and reread it at Christmas.

 

Brazen by ToBeOrNotToBeAGryffindor
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Past Featured Story

*These are the times that try men's souls.

Well, that couldn't be any more real for Draco Malfoy than on the eve of his wedding. He was getting married the next day, but all he could think about is how his life was about to become so much more damned complicated.

He had no idea.

 

*Quote - Thomas Paine, American revolutionary.

 

This fic was nominated for a 2010 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Humour



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse

Word count: 6829 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/10 Updated: 06/03/10


Reviewer: neonpachyderm Signed
Date: 09/26/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

now THAT made me laugh...never was a fan of Draco Malfoy and his ilk, but this is the perfect comeuppance. :)

Author's Response:

Haha, I'm glad you enjoyed it. There was something satisfying in torturing Draco, I'm not gonna lie. :D

Thanks for the kudos, and have a great night!

~Jess

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