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Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 04/12/10 Title: Chapter 5: The Troubles of Dreams

I luv this! its hilarius


The Young and the Wizardly by Moon110581
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 189]

Summary: Join in the twisted fun and scandal with this Harry Potter Soap Opera!. ***Thank You to My Wonderful Helper, Black Ink!***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 22906 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
06/04/05 Updated: 04/30/07

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 04/12/10 Title: Chapter 11: The Madness of Albus Dumbledore

i luv this fanfiction, and im wondering where u get your ideas. mcgonagall and crookshanks? hehehe...


Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 46735 Chapters: 17 Completed: No
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 04/05/10 Title: Chapter 11: The Plan

I love this! but i think that dudly would never have morphed into a wizard-lover so fast.

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 04/08/10 Title: Chapter 6: What Dudley Doesn't Know About His Mum

i luv this so much!


When Worlds Collide by jenny b
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 255]

Summary: Past Featured Story

Rose was a Weasley. She never gave Scorpius Malfoy a second glance. They were sworn enemies, even though they’d barely even spoken to each other. But sometimes all it takes for love to blossom is a Potions lesson, a few snide remarks and a dropped book.

Two people. Two entirely different worlds that are suddenly intertwined.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity, Substance Abuse, Suicide

Word count: 95055 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
03/28/08 Updated: 06/06/10

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 05/21/10 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter Twenty: Quidditch and Christmas Shopping, Or How Albus And Anna’s Relationship Finally Went Somewhere

this seems a lot like twilight in a lot of different ways...


HEY! Hey you! Psssstttt! You have to help us!

It’s Tim the Enchanter, our fanfiction writer – HE’S GONE MAD! We’re just trying to live normal lives at Hogwarts, but CRAZY things keep happening to us because he’s bored!

Please! Read our story and hear our plight! We need to bludgeon some sanity into our author – Oh no! HE’S AT HIS COMPUTER NOW!

NO! NOOO-aaahhhh! Must resist! Resist… Gibber narg turnip turnip wibble antidisestablishmentarianism blubber gibber wop wop bbluubbaaarrrggghhh!

Nominated for QSQ 2009, Best Humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Violence

Word count: 25021 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
08/31/08 Updated: 01/22/09

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 05/01/10 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Happy Ending

i loved this story! creepy ending though...


Summary: The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.

Or was it?

Voldemort is dead, but strange things are happening at Hogwarts (again). A mysterious object has resurfaced from the very origins of Hogwarts itself, and a wannabe Dark Lord is trying to steal it. With the help of a very unusual book, it is up to Albus and his friends to stop him.

One can only expect this when a Potter comes to Hogwarts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6636 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
08/18/09 Updated: 02/06/10

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 03/21/10 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3: Flying Lessons

i luv this! it's hilarius!


Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna by OliveOil_Med
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: One Christmas, Luna Lovegood gets the brillant idea of spreading Christmas cheer to the people whom she considers to be the most miserable at Hogwarts. And, of course, Luna does not see any way this plan could go wrong.

I am OliveOil_Med of Ravenclaw, and this is my entry for the MerMuggles Christmas Contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3031 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/10/09 Updated: 12/14/09

Reviewer: TheColorsScarletAndGold Signed
Date: 04/03/10 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Cheer: Love, Luna

this is amazing! i love it and it shows luna how she is-loving to make everyone happy. i like snape being shown in a new light!

Author's Response: I'm glad you like it so much!

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