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I'm a teenager who likes Harry Potter (I know, Duh). I love reading unique fan fiction to tide me over until the next Harry Potter, and until I can get to the Library. I've started liking Draco/Hermione fics because I won't get them confused with the real stories. But I am forever a stubborn Harry/Hermione 'shipper'. I always try to leave reviews because I like being able to give suggestions, which you can't easily do to the authors of paper books.
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Summary: It has brutalized the brutalizers. It had showed us the ways around passageways. It had brought smiles and has abashed many. The essence of Moony,Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs still resides within the tattered folds. Who shall they meet next? How shall the Marauder's Map insult all?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 561 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/06/04 Updated: 11/07/04

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: Dudley's Deranged Encounter

Eack... Dudley is rather hirrible, is he not?


Summary: Uncle Vernon has a bad toothache, and the only dentist who can see him on a Saturday is a Dr. Granger. What he doesn't know is gonna hurt him. Open wide!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3990 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
11/09/04 Updated: 11/09/04

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 02/01/07 Title: Chapter 1: (Short Story)

NIce!!!!!!!!!! Great story, and I laughed really hard. Keep writing!


I'll Hate You Forever (I Think) by kris250
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1038]

Summary: Lily Evans and James Potter agreed on only one thing since they first met: they'll always hate each other. But after five years, James begins to see things, to see her, differently, and wants another chance. But Lily is one stubborn girl. Can he convince her that his feelings are real? Meanwhile, the pair is thrust into many different dangerous and humorous situations with their friends. Will it take a disaster to help Lily believe in true love? Or will a tragedy just push her farther away? How many times does James have to try before he stops messing up? Follows with the information provided by JKR, with some fun along the way.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 66757 Chapters: 56 Completed: Yes
11/09/04 Updated: 09/27/11

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/18/05 Title: Chapter 39: Long-Lost Relations

Great Story, update soon!!!!!!!!!! I love Lily/James fics. Their great, and very different.


But I Do Love You by iheartyou
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 387]

Summary: It's Lily's last year at Hogwarts, and she's determined to make it the best. But with Voldemort taking over everywhere, people are becoming distraught and friendships are breaking. Not to mention a certain someone just won't seem to give up on her. It seems like Lily just can't catch a break, and her friends and family are in danger...

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 64441 Chapters: 22 Completed: No
11/21/04 Updated: 05/01/06

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 10: I Dare You

Good chapter. But it is "je ne possede pas" not "je ne own pas".

Author's Response: oops. My bad. Thanks ^_^


Summary: Trains, crazy old janitors, Fred and George mooning someone, this fic has it all. With Wizards all around them, Muggles are bound to see something weird everyonce in a while. This short story is taken from the beginning of Goblet of Fire.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2920 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/01/04 Updated: 12/01/04

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 01/05/07 Title: Chapter 1: Waiting for Jovie

Very creative. but I'm not sure teh twins would behave exactly like that. A good laugh anyways.



In their seventh year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans and James Potter are made Head Girl and Head Boy. Lily is horribly dismayed by this, as she cannot stand James. As the year goes on, however, things begin to change between the two. Can James catch his flower, or is it hopeless for him to try?

“That arrogant…arrogant…ARG! That toerag is Head Boy! HEAD BOY! How did he make HEAD BOY! What is Dumbledore on? I mean, he struts around, pranking, pranking, PRANKING, and then Dumbledore says, ‘Gee, this kid really is an irresponsible bad influence, prankster, and all around jerk. Yes! He’d make a fine Head Boy!’”

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 46601 Chapters: 17 Completed: No
12/17/04 Updated: 08/31/05

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 3: Flea Be-Gone, Anyone?

A very good story, really funny! I love the part about "throwing whatever was distracting you out the window". James and Sirius are soooooooooo funny. And Lily has a bad temper.

Author's Response: Thanks! Lily does have a bad temper, but that sometimes makes her funnier!

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 7: Changing Strategies

I love this story! it has a lot of humor in it. That and the arguments make it seem more real.

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 9: Strange Indeed

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! How sweet!

Author's Response: Thank you!

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 12: Loss

Good chapter, but soooooooo sad! Poor Lily, now she is stuck with Petunia!!!Ugh!

Author's Response: Poor Lily indeed! Oh well, she'll be alright. She has James, after all....

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/19/05 Title: Chapter 16: The Breakdowns of Lily Evans

Oh, hurry up and finish the story! I want to know what happens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: The last chapter should be up really soon!


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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 07/09/05 Title: None

good, but it needed to be longer. And PLEASE tell me that Remus gets over Petunia. Je n'aime pas Petunia (i don't like Petunia)


The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5423]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 12/07/05 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24- Valentine’s Day

Good job, as usual. i liked the part with Hermione knowing htat jeans were a muggle invention. He'd start having a hissy fit! Really good.

Author's Response: Thank you! Hahah... I thought the jeans would be a good idea. Don't ask me how I got the idea though... =P

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 11/11/05 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22- For a Change

Great story, much better than some of them. But i fell really sorry for Draco, because he has stupid Pansy hanging on him all the time.

Author's Response: Haha... Thank you! You guys are really sweet. I think I would feel sorry for anyone Pansy hangs around. She is quite the pain, isn't she?

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 08/31/07 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37- Making Sense of It All

Good chpater, but I didn't really like to letter. To wordy. Anyways, Update really really really soon.

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 11/23/05 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23- Double Date

Good chapter, sorry you have exams. I can't wait for their double date. Btw, i love Jinx. She's really cute and creative. She's almost like a matchmaker.

Author's Response: Thanks, and I'm sorry I had exams too. But hey, that’s over! Thank goodness. i love Jinx too. She’s my own creation and to see that she’s so well-received makes me very proud. And yeah, now that you mention it, she is a match-maker, sort of. Thank you for the review and do catch the next chapter!

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 10/25/06 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33- More Rumors

Yippie! A new chapter. It feels like Christmas! Loved it. Malefoy atleast has the sense to like grils with a brain. Hope you're doing okay, and update as soon as you can.

PS- I think we just might knock the world off it's orbit because all of your readers are going to be really happy, and jumping up and down.

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 10/12/05 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20- The New Rule

Good story! Your's is the first Hr/D story i have ever read. it is very creative, and funny. Keep writing! PS Could you please send me the original conversation in chapter 17? (i think it was 17) My e-mail address is Thanks

Author's Response: Thank you! I will keep writing! I think you meant the original chapter 18. Sure I will! I'll send it to you right away!

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 06/28/07 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36- Feelings

No No No! I hate cliff hangers! But really great chapter anyways. But Draco needs to explain to Hermione that he's used to saying "Mudblood", and that he didn't mean to be mean. Wonder what Pansy's up to. Update Really soon.

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 01/05/06 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26- Of Vodka and Chocolate Cake

The last to chapters were okay, but i really don't think Hermione's quite stupid enough to drink that much, even if she is really mad. But i liked the rest of the chapter, especially about Simone beign paid my Draco. And they kissed! Keep writing.

Author's Response: Hey phoenix_file! You do have a good point---> "really don't think Hermione's quite stupid enough to drink that much". You're absolutely right. So exactly why did her ability to be rational and logical fail her when she saw Draco smooching someone else? I think that's kinda the point I was trying to make, but you did bring up a relevant point. Thanks for your review! And I will keep writing! =D

Reviewer: phoenix_fille Signed
Date: 09/23/06 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32- Closer

Good story, but where are you!!? Please update soon.

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