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Hi there! Since you found my profile, let me tell you three things:

One, I don't come onto Mugglenet that often.

Two, I only read fanfiction stories because I'm too wrapped up in my own world to write any.

Three, I've got an original (?) story in the works, which is why I'm not writing any fanfiction. Hopefully this story will become a series (or several series!). But, uh, I haven't been too dedicated to the one I'm writing now...I just come up with plot ideas and other stuff for the other stories in the series...stories for the future...
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A Promise by blossoming art
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: HP/SS SLASH Severus Snape is summoned by the Dark Lord for the second time in one night. Harry Potter asks for the impossible and then has to deal with the consequences. A tale of two lovers parting and the events that follow. AU after OotP, but with some elements from the last two books.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 9957 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
04/13/10 Updated: 05/10/10

Reviewer: Crazycow89 Signed
Date: 06/05/10 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I actually quite like this. It kind of goes along with canon in Deathly Hallows (that Snape dies, I mean) but it's sad that he dies. I want to know: does Harry join him in heaven?


Magnetism by Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Magnetism.

This isn't love. This is an absorbing, compelling, compulsive addiction. Your thirst for him is unquenchable and all-consuming, yet his presence only makes you yearn for him more. There is no antidote, no remedy to these feelings. He is your drug. You are the addict. And the high he gives you is incomparable to any narcotic-induced hit.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1665 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/11/10 Updated: 09/18/10

Reviewer: Crazycow89 Signed
Date: 09/19/10 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Well, well, well. I never would have expected it to be Teddy, Fred and Victoire in this story! I really expected it to be Draco and someone else in this story, but NO! It's Fred and Teddy.

That was quite of a shock. I was practically exclaiming in surprise when I found out Teddy was in this story, then I (quite literally) screamed, "WHAT?" when Fred's name came up. Um, apart from that, it was surprisingly good; the story, I mean. The title of this story really matches the content in this story.

Well done (for writing a pretty good story and having the ability to make me scream my head off in surprise).


Cut by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: She thought having her hair cut would make a difference. Unfortunately, she was right.

Warning: This story is originally rated 6th-7th year for language and sexual situations. The rating has been changed temporarily only because we're having some technical problem with stories that have higher ratings. So, please click at your own discretion.

Thanks to Carole for her excellent Brit-picking, sentences (heehee), and summary. Thanks also to Gina for agreeing to read through this, for all her suggestions and comments. And finally, to Kara and Lea for their support and encouragement.

DISCLAIMER: This isn’t J.K Rowling. This is a fanfic writer on a mission to submit to every category available on the archives.

Nominated for a QSQ in the Same Sex Pairing category.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Strong Profanity

Word count: 4062 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
09/28/10 Updated: 10/03/10

Reviewer: Crazycow89 Signed
Date: 08/20/11 Title: Chapter 1: Cut

This is seriously the most brilliant femmslash story I have ever read-no joke. The characterisations were absolutely brilliant and everyone was believable. I tend to avoid most femmslash fics in this fandom because they're all such random pairings that I'm like, "is that really possible? Canonically?"

The symbolism in this story-wow. I've really gotten into symbolism recently and I found, that after reading this time and time again, that there is so much significant symbols in the story: from Dom wanting a change (her hairstyle and her relationship with Lakshmi, plus the bravery of wanting that change and going, "yeah, maybe there's a chance"), to being cut (by Lakshmi saying that she would have replied to Clearwater's letter, and having her hair cut) to the final part of the story where she's "cutting the truth out", per say, by destroying her room and lying to Victoire about why she did so. That bravery has been cut down because of what happened at Diagon Alley. Is she wondering whether, if she hadn't gone to get her hair cut, would she have had her heart broken (cut)? And Victoire's final line about how it's just hair and it'll grow back (!). The symbolism behind it. Poor Dom's probably wishing that her feelings were that easy to deal with. Sad, but a BRILLIANT story! I am now officially jealous.

Author's Response: Heyy! This is an awesome review. :D I'm thrilled to hear you liked it more than the others (and I think there're a lot of good stuff out there ;) ). Yes, I got a bit carried away with the symbolism in this fic. And poor Dom will soon get another girl, I promise! <33


In The Back of The Shack by hestiajones
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: He thought he would get a fling, but ended up with a bit more than that.

DISCLAIMER: I am not J.K.Rowling. Thank you, Kara, for your help and encouragement, and the title as well.

Nominated for a QSQ in the Same Sex Pairing category.

Categories: Next Generation Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Strong Profanity

Word count: 2015 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
12/15/10 Updated: 12/15/10

Reviewer: Crazycow89 Signed
Date: 01/02/11 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh that was great. That was a really good story. I'm surprised that it was Hugo instead of Rose with Scorpius like I expected. Of course, you never mentioned Scorpius's name, but who else would have blond hair and be a Malfoy in the next generation? Very well written out-I commend you.


Author's Response: Who else? :) Thank you for your review. I am happy you liked it. It was a bit tricky to write.



It Takes Two to Tango by lucca4
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: Past Featured Story

They cannot keep doing this; it is only a matter of whose resolve will break first. They may have grown distant, their friendship may never mend, but something else has begun. Similarly to the sultry dance so reminiscent of their stolen kisses, drifting apart is only the beginning.

Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling and I definitely don't own her world.

Winner for 2011 QSQ - Best Same Sex Pairing, along with Equinox Chick's Monochrome, one of the most beautiful stories on this site. Thank you immensely for nominating/voting!

Huge, huge thank you to Natalie/hestiajones for beta-ing this.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 2843 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
01/29/11 Updated: 02/02/11

Reviewer: Crazycow89 Signed
Date: 12/08/11 Title: Chapter 1: Tango

Wow! This is truly amazing. I just found this after a long stint away from MuggleNet and I have to say that this is wonderful! There were several things I noticed that I particularly enjoyed (please be patient while I run through all of them):

The first paragraph and the last. The first one felt as though it was the story told in only a few words, the story of which is explained in the rest of the story. The last paragraph is great as it sort-of resolves. I always did like the sort-of resolutions, because they are so realistic and not 'Mary Sue' as I've liked to dub them. Don't get me wrong, I love happy endings (way) more than the next person, but the sort-of solved endings are the most realistic and will therefore always have a special place in my heart. Well done for excellent execution.

The sexual tension throughout the story is another wonderful part of the story. I could just feel the tension building and building and building and it was a great feeling. It made me really connect with the characters and think about what it would be like if I were in their shoes. The sexual tension was even better than it normally is because it doesn't culminate in sex and confession and yadda yadda yadda. Instead it becomes resolved, but not resolved enough: they just keep on at that tango of theirs. Fantastic.

The tango metaphor. Yes, it really does take two to tango and you have seriously proven it here. The appearance of the 'tango' is enough so that it really becomes engrained into our minds but not so much that it dominates the story. I also love how you ended the story with the quick (their first kiss), quick (their second kiss), slow (their third kiss) of their 'tango'.

The Parvati and Lavender that you have depicted here are incredibly realistic and believable, including their thoughts on the relationship that is slowly but surely on the collision force and how they both thought they'd end up straight and with a husband and kids. The alternating views remove the exclaimations of, "What about the other person's POV?" Their stories of what they thought about what has happened are surprisingly similar, yet so different. I really treasure that.

So pretty much, all I wanted to say was that this was a stunning story, keep writing and that you totally deserved that win for the QuickSilver Quills!

Author's Response: Okay, here is where I try to think of a semi-adequate response for such a lovely, heart-warming review. Thank you so much for taking the time to tell me what you thought of the story; it means a lot to me.

I'm glad you liked the sort-of resolved ending…they're my favorite way to end a story, because having everything happy and neat and tidy is so right that it feels wrong. And then the chemistry between Lavender and Parvati…this was my first slash fic and I was so worried I wouldn't get it 'right,' so it makes me very happy to hear that you thought it worked! The tango metaphor was part of a prompt from the drabble challenge this originated from, and I rather liked the idea of a relationship being like a dance.

I can't thank you enough for leaving this gorgeous review :). It made me smile. xx Ariana

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