Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
This is how an epilogue should be. Funny, interesting and with a lot of info. Your triology has been a pleasure to read and now I'm only waiting for the rest of the Pride and Prejuiced Plums.
Author's Response: Oh my goodness, thank you so much! Updates shall be fairly soon!
Summary: A Hogwarts-fied version of "Hey there, Delilah" by the Plain White T's.
Anything you recognise does not belong to me, but to JKR or 'Plain White T's'
Author's Response: Thankyou ^_^
Summary: The seven men who loved Hermione Granger.
Love it!!! Wonderful story, well written.
Would love to read stories like this about Harry and Ginny.
Is the "oaf" Scorpius?
Author's Response: Thanks! I'll definitely be writing more similar stories for other characters (including Harry and Ginny, as they're my favorites!) And, yes, I might have been imagining Scorpius when Ron called him an oaf ;)
Luna attends the International Symposium on Fantastic Beasts in Sweden. She is looking for proof of the existence of the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. What she finds is something else entirely.
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw writing for Round Two (Travel Prompt) of the 2012 Madam Pomfreyâ€™s One-Shot Character Triathlon.
Great story. I'm swedish, so fun with the swedish references. Just one thing, it's called Trolldomsministeriet (ministry of magic), but everything else was correct.
Author's Response: Thank you.
I tried researching the Swedish Ttranslation and couldn't find a translation for Ministry of magic so I did a literal Googletranslate, which probably wasn't the best thing to do. I've now edited it. Thanks again.-N-