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I love to read Harry Potter. I have read the first four books nearly 40 times each, the fith book nearly 20, and I'm, at the moment, reading the 6th book for the 7th time. I have written a few fan fics in my spare time and thought mabe other HP fans will enjoy them!
I am currently writing a novel, which I plan to have finished in September, and am currently looking for a publisher.
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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 11/04/05 Title: None

I loved it so much that I just haaaad to read it again! The only think that I would consider a bit "iffy" would be the sexuality of certain characters....but then again, you did make it believable!!!

Author's Response: lol! I know, isn't it great!?! lol! *Falls down in crazy fit of laughter*

 
Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/07/05 Title: None

Loved it! Do you think you could e-mail me the rest of your story? Just look in my profile and send me it by message! I love Lord of the Rings, as well as Harry Potter! 1000 10's! :D

 

Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 11/03/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

I loved it so much I just had to read it again! Truly original! Great writing skills too, kept my attention!!! Adding JK was particularly hillarious!!!

Author's Response: Yay, I'm so glad that you liked it so much that you read it again! Wohoo!!! Thank you!

 
Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One: Unfair!!!

Totaly hillarious, I even got my sister to read it!

Author's Response: Cool, I hope she liked it too! Thanks!

 

You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Reason

Brillant! Loved it! 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10 and 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Summary: Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny invent a new name for Lord Voldemort. He doesn't care for it, though, so he comes up with a new identity of his own. (One-shot)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4597 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

Super Hillarious! One of the best fics I've read in awhile!!! 10!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 08/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: What's In A Name?

Oh, I read it again a month later, and my reveiw is still the most recent? Hmmm, well I loved it even more the second time!!! "There was even that Muggle, Hitler, who killed fifteen million other Muggles for not being pure-bloods.” That was hilarious!!!!!!!

 

The Ferret by slytherin073
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 10]

Summary: That classic scene from GoF when Malfoy is transfigured - with a twist. It's from Malfoy's point of view!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1291 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/05 Updated: 03/08/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: The Ferret

I really enjoyed it! I tried writing something of the sort, once, but it didn't work out for me the way it worked out for you.

 

Summary: Mrs Norris is jealous of Filch's crush on Dolores Umbridge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2574 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/23/05 Updated: 03/23/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/07/05 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Certainly original, I loved it!!! You have more patients than I do, writing about Umbridge (just the thought of her makes me want to throw up)! Great job!!! 10! By the way, what was with the pick fur balls?

Author's Response: The idea was that Mrs Norris ate Umbridge (in toad form), and Umbridge seemed to favour pink. Maybe the fuzzy pink cardigan didn't go down. ;-)

 

Summary: Attention! You have on your screen an interpretation of the first chapter of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. But this has absolutely nothing to do with princes and blood. No, this is simply my way of getting Harry to work through his grief of Sirius. Sick of brooding over Sirius, Harry ends up accompanying the Dursleys on a visit to Dudley’s psychiatrist. The results are similar to what you would see in the nuthouse.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 6271 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 05/09/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: Harry Potter and the Psychiatrist

That was really funny! Strange ending, but I loved it!!!

 

Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 7566 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/05 Updated: 11/05/06


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: Memiors of a snake...

Really liked it! I've been considering doing something of the sort with another charater. I hope you add to it!

Author's Response: Glad you liked it !! :-D Please read my bio on why I haven't updated it yet. Thank you ! :-)

 
Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/02/05 Title: Chapter 1: Memiors of a snake...

Really liked it! I've been considering doing something of the sort with another charater. I hope you add to it!

Author's Response: I'll hopefully be adding to it soon. I was sick this past week, so I wasn't able to do much writing. :-( But I should have it up soon. :-)

 

Not your typical Friday by Hallie Black
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: One-shot. Sirius is the girl magnet we all love. But everyone has bad days. The rating is 3rd-5th yrs because of mild language and scenes of mild sexual nature (nothing happens!).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1307 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/18/05 Updated: 05/18/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Not your typical Friday

I really liked it! Sirius is one of my favorite characters, and a young Sirius is even better!

Author's Response: I totally agree!!!! thanx for reviewing!!

 

Summary: Mary Sue Bloomwood is one of the two famous unidentified Gryffindor girls, who is planning her revenge for having been, along with her best friend, Emma Connors, so plainly ignored by the Wonder Trio for the past six years. But is she really the mind behind all the madness going on at Hogwarts? Laughs are guaranteed!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4029 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/25/05 Updated: 06/05/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

I really liked it. Especially the last chapter, that sounds like something ginny might do.

Author's Response: Well thanx i'm really glad you liked it!! Read my other fics too, then! (wink wink) BTW the third chapter is my favorite one too!!

 

Barbie Girl by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 244]

Summary: It's just your average, boring Summer day on Privet Drive. Or is it? Harry is stuck doing another one of his many thankless chores, when he hears something VERY interesting coming from Dudley's room and goes to investigate.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1780 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/31/05 Updated: 05/31/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: One-Shot

Super funny! I'm still laughing, but I wish it didn't hurt so bad. Curse asthma.

Author's Response: Glad I could make you laugh! Sorry about the asthma though :(

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: None

That was very good! Certainly different, but I still loved it! I had to read it to my sister half a dozen times before she had enough of it! Laugh out loud funny!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for reviewing.

 

Summary: This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2444 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/17/05 Updated: 07/28/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

I'm still working on my first fic, you really inspired me!!!!!! My rating: 10, 10, 10, and all over again 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response: wow...im an inspiration...*blushing* i'm glad you liked it...thanks for all the tens =)

 
Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 07/01/05 Title: Chapter 1: one-shot

My sister just slapped me, it was supposed to be four 100's

Author's Response: lol...i'll take the 10's but 100's are better =P

 

Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 08/12/05 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Yeah!!! Me likey!!! That was GREAT!!! I'd give you a 1000 if there was a botton for it!!! There's going to be a sequel? When, what, where, how!?!?!

 

Flames Of Love by Foxie Roxie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary:

WOW OVER 1000 READS!!!

They say love is the most magical thing in the world. They say it lasts until death due you part. But what if it didn't? What if it lasted forever? For Hermione her one and only love, Draco, dies. Her daughter Tammy and herself try to pull themselves together at the news of his death. But it’s hard. They can’t forget someone so special. He had held their family together, now he was gone and they were falling apart. She knew he was gone forever and nothing could change that… little did she know that he was just her last breath away?

Quotes

Everytime she sees a shooting star she says ‘Look mum, daddy is coming back down. Let’s go look for him.’

“Me? I‘m brilliant. Couldn‘t be better. I‘ve been playing hide and bloody seek with the ministry all year. Brilliant!” You muttered sardonically.

- “Good good. Glad to know that they are still… er… seeking you Draco.” I giggled.

- “Yes, yes it is. Now listen, I didn’t come here to have a little chitchat. As a matter of fact it is an important affair.”

- “Really? And what ‘important affair’ would you have with me?”

“You - you really think that? You still wallow in the past? You think I came here - risked my life for a dare!? If you do then say goodbye Hermione. Say goodbye to the person who risked his life to come and tell you how he felt.”

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 3448 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/17/05 Updated: 09/17/05


Reviewer: JSafari Signed
Date: 11/04/05 Title: Chapter 1: Flames Of Love

Wow....*wipes tears out of eyes* Your first fic, really? You must do other writing besides that too though. I love how you wrote it, I have difficulty writing in the first person. I did see a few typos here and there, but nothing important (it's a lot better than mine, at any rate. And I'm just some picky beta lol) I'm looking forward to read your other stories! Keep up the good work!!!

Author's Response: thanx please read Darkness Beyond Reflection it's my next fanfic lol it will be better than this one :) ~*~Roxie~*~ xoxoxoxoxox

 
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